​Some things are probably better left unknown. Buuuut since we happen to be in the knowledge-sharing business, here is what instant ramen looks like in your stomach.

Am I just hungry or does that look kind of good?   
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Are you an intense-type gamer that gets lost in Call of Duty 3 for 12 hours at a stretch? Well, you've gotta eat some time, and to minimize that time away from the couch, Ben Heckendorn engineered this motorized Hot Pocket dispenser you can mount to your game controller.

A nerd named Sandwich invented a thing years ago so he can eat without leaving his epic card game, so it's not like the concept has no precedent.

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We submit for your consideration the air-guitaring, crotch-grabbing girls of the Seabirds Truck in what's possibly the first American lipdub video by a restaurant. If the Academy had a category for Best Lipdub by a Luxe-Lonchera, they'd walk away with a golden trophy.

If you scour the interwebs, you'll find the French lipdub by students at the Institut Paul Bocuse, and Canadian one by soup restaurant Soupe & Cie, but to our knowledge, Seabirds' video is a first by an American restaurant crew.

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Pictured: something more appetizing than what I am about to show you.

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I never thought you could put something edible on pizza that would make me not want to eat it. I was wrong.
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Daily Mail

​Years back, Pizza Hut in China tried to put an end to the Homer Simpsons of the world by enforcing a one-plate-per-person rule for its salad buffet. Customers were all like, "What the heck, man?" And then they were all like, "CHALLENGE!"   

In stunning acts of engineering and douchebaggery, diners showed how to beat the system by stacking food vertically, Jenga-style. Now, Daily Mail has posted a handy infographic, How to Beat the Buffet, based on the methods of Chinese scientist Shen Hongrui, who has built 3-foot-tall food towers. Yeah, who wants to bet no one's going to eat that?  
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​Just when you thought you were better off for eating gluten-free corn flakes, comes along this fake ad that reminds you that perhaps you should switch to Rice Chex or oatmeal.

And also to check in with your therapist.

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Anyone remember Tracy Flick (aka Reese Witherspoon) in Election? We're thinking the movement going on right now in conservative circles to boycott Girl Scout cookies because the Scouts are all tolerant and shit hired her as speechwriter. It might as well be a controversial Degrassi episode.

In the following video, we noticed how they cautiously masked any identifying troop info, as well as the her rehearsed inflexion, "Girl Scouts welcomes all members, regardless of age, race, ethnicity, culture, background, sexual orientation, GEN-der. Endquote."

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mintinbox.net

The ads read, "Choose your side of The Force."

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To promote the release of Star Wars: The Phantom Menace in 3D, European fast-food chain Quick isn't simply tossing some plastic-wrapped toys into kiddie meals. Instead, it's introducing Star Wars burgers. From Jan. 31 to March 1, customers at the French and Belgian locations can choose from the peppery-looking Dark Burger; the Jedi Burger (what that white stuff is inside it, only Yoda knows); and the Dark Vador Burger, which has a black bun.
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Wow, we were just saying, "You know, there's not enough girl-on-girl movie makeout scenes as performed by hot dogs," when Sausage Party released this amusing/disturbing/strangely erotic mindfuck of a video. Thumbs up to peeper Kevin Bacon. NSFW, due to, um, processed-meat nipples.  
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