Watch 13 Dogs and a Cat Have a Holiday Feast

This is what's happening

Animals with human hands has always kind of creeped me out (See: One of the kids shows I watched when I was young), but this video of 13 dogs and a cat eating while people wave their arms around honestly isn't so bad.

It's actually a lot neater then the majority of the holiday dinners I've been a part of. Have you seen 30 fraternity members and their plus ones eat? This is a lot easier to clean up afterwards than that.

But anyways, that's enough from me. Check out the video after the jump while I wish I had enough free time to have some kind of pet.

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Crisp Concert Is So Good, It Almost Makes Christmas Music Bearable


I spent five years in college working retail, so suffice it to say, I absolutely hate Christmas music. Very little can repair five seasons worth of hour after hour of merriment. Green tea Pocky? Well, in this video, it almost does it.

Check this masterfully edited piece from Glico, the company that brings us Pocky and many other Japanese snacks. They've sampled the sound from people eating their snacks and have turned it into.. well, some weird liminal space between heaven and hell that's not purgatory.

It's almost good, even..

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From the Maker of Oscar-Nominated Fresh Guacamole, We Now Have Submarine Sandwich


PES, the animator behind some of the Internet's best food-themed videos is used to a little bit of attention. In 2012, his short film Fresh Guacamole was nominated for an Oscar, and his videos have racked up millions of views on the YouTubes. Now, he's back with another videos, this time focused on the submarine sandwich.

Like his others, it's intense mesmerizing. And while you might not completely understand it, it does get you thinking. But about what exactly? No one knows. Check it out after the jump.

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Watch a Golden Retriever and a German Shepherd Compete in a Spaghetti-Eating Competition

You can already kind of tell..

All my life, I thought I ate spaghetti pretty quickly. I mean, I sort of eat like a duck -- light on the chew, heavy on the swallow and stomach-ache-time quickly afterward. If I really wanted, I could probably finish a plate in three minutes.

But man, I have nothing on these dogs. I didn't grow up with pets, so I didn't even think a golden and a german shepherd would be particularly down for pasta, but, well, you just have to watch I guess.

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Conan O'Brien and Jordan Schlansky Go to Intelligentsia

"Help me"

Since Conan made the move the basic cable, I've thought that his best bits were his remotes and his segments with his staff, especially the ones with associate producer (?) Jordan Schlansky. Schlansky dead pan not-so-straight man is a perfect sounding board for Conan's insult-heavy wit, and whenever they share screen time (whether it's cleaning Schlansky's office or taking away his espresso machine) magic happens.

Well, this time Conan took Schlansky, who is a confirmed coffee addict, to LA coffee king Intelligentsia.

What happens? Lots and lots of shenanigans. Check it out after the jump.

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Watch Steve Yuen Becomes a Korean Food Porn Star and Lose Everything He Ever Loved

Recognize him?

All of you know that live streaming meals was a trend in Korea for a bit right? People (mostly attractive girls) would eat in front of a webcam and attract audiences large enough to make a fairly decent chunk of change. Well, if you didn't, now you do, so I can introduce you to this series of videos featuring Steve Yuen of Walking Dead fame (also the actor I'd tap to play me if I ever need one) returning to his homeland to try to make it big in Korea.

Before he can make it as a movie star, his manager forces him into the world of food porn. It's an adventure, full of love, loss, food, death, and crime, and it's pretty funny, so I recommend you check it out after the jump.

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This Is How the McRib Is Made (With a Dash of Grant Imahara)


Everyone knows the McRib isn't actually made with pork ribs, but have you ever wondered what it's actually made of? No? Oh, okay.

Well, McDonald's made a video of the process they use to make the McRib anyways, just to settle your stomachs. I'll give you guys a tl;dw, it involves pork shoulder and lots of machines.

Still though, if you've got five minutes then it's a pretty interesting video. Former Mythbuster Grant Imahara and totally real person Wes Bellamy (Not joking, he's actually a real person), take a tour of an Oklahoma City factory where pork shoulders from roasts to mince meat and pork legos.

Check it out after the jump.

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This Is How America's Second Strongest Man Eats


I've always been curious about how high-level athletes eat. I got my first glimpse when Michael Phelps went viral with his 12,000-calorie diet so when I saw that Vice's MUNCHIES vertical was starting series of videos with athletes, well, I was pretty interested.

The first video follows strong man Robert Oberst, the second strongest man in America. It's labeled 20,000-calorie diet, but a funny thing happened along the way to the end of the 10-minute video. Instead of a sped up montage of an entire day's worth food consumed in 20 minutes, Vice follows Oberst as he waxes poetic on everything about food, fuel, family, and life.

It's a good watch and you should check it out after the jump.

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This Is What Happens When You Serve McDonald's At a Fancy Food Convention


My love of fast food is pretty public. What's not to like? It's tasty, it's cheap, I don't have to get out of my car or interact with people (let's just ignore how much I feel like I have to nap afterwards, and the accelerated dying). The guys in this video agree, so much that they decided to chop up some McDonald's food and serve it in some fancy food expo.

What happens? Well, you'll have to watch the video to find out. But I got to say, people are pretty gullible.

[Disclaimer: This video is some language I can't understand, but the English subtitles are professional quality. If they don't come up, click on the little cc button in the corner]

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Geeking Out: Making Zombie Sound FX With Food

We won't look at cantaloupe the same way again. Ever.

The last place we expected to find food blog inspiration was at a Game Stop. Standing in line, waiting to trade in some used titles for Madden NFL 15, it actually found us.

While we normally tune out everything around us (expect for the cashier saying "Next"), this particular instance had us zoning out by viewing what was on the monitor. Imagine our surprise when the topic was all about creating and editing zombie-eating noises. Eeep!

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