Taco Bell Crime of the Week!

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Finally, something happening in Augusta, Georgia other than discrimination at the Masters:

Richmond County authorities are investigating two armed robberies that occurred about the same time Saturday night.

In the first, a man with a gun robbed Taco Bell at 3222 Wrightsboro Road about 9:20 p.m., according to a Richmond County sheriff's report. The robber walked in while talking on a cellular phone, and he continued to hold the phone to his head as he ordered his food. When an employee opened a cash register to give the man change, the man showed the employee a black handgun and demanded money.

The robber took about $142 and fled on foot. A blue jacket and white hat with a black crown, similar to those the robber was wearing, were found at the railroad tracks on Sibley Road near Gordon Highway.


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I twice wrote thoughtful meditations on the nature of passing counterfeit money, but both went down in MT hell. So, no intro other than young folk in Delaware must be desperate or bored out of their box for trying to pass fake bills at a Taco Bell...

An 18-year-old Middletown man was charged with passing counterfeit $20 bills, town police said today.

Anthony West Jr., of the 800 block of Gibbs Drive, passed the bills between Monday and Thursday at a McDonald's, Taco Bell, Kentucky Fried Chicken and Food Lion, all in Middletown, police said.

He was arrested Thursday and charged with eight counts of forgery and possessing marijuana and is being held in Young Correctional Institution on $12,500 secured bond.

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First off, what's a Haverstraw? Secondly, pray for the people of the Hudson Valley, where the economy is apparently so devastated people have to hold up Taco Bells for job applications

Police are searching for a man who brandished a gun at the Taco Bell on Route 9W and later asked for a job.

The man, whose description was sketchy , entered the fast-food restaurant just after 2 p.m. Monday and pointing a gun at the cashier, demanded money and told the cashier to get on the floor, said Lt. John Hickey of the Haverstraw Police Department.

The man then walked into the manager's office, which is located at the back of the store.

"He requested an application for employment and the manager said 'No,'" Hickey said. The manager asked the suspect to leave; he left the premises in an unknown direction.

The manager didn't see the attempted holdup. The suspect did not point the gun at the manager, said Lt. Peter Murphy.

No money was taken from Taco Bell, police said.


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How tough are the times? People are not just holding up Taco Bells, they're now seeking refuge in their recycling bins. From Northern California:

A homeless man sleeping in a restaurant recycling bin was nearly killed when the container was emptied into an Allied Waste Management truck for compacting, police said.

The man, who has not been identified, was in a large recycling bin full of cardboard boxes behind Taco Bell at 34525 Alvarado Niles Road early Monday. He and the boxes on which he was sleeping were dumped into the recycling truck via the truck's automated pick-up mechanism, said Union City police Lt. Kelly Musgrove.

But before the Allied employee hit the compact button, he heard a man screaming and banging from inside the truck, the lieutenant said.

"He's lucky the employee was not listening to loud music," Musgrove said of the homeless man, who was not injured.


Wow, Musgrove sure is funny! Have some sensitivity, pendejo...

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I knew Taco Bell had opened outposts across the globe, but in Costa Rica? The ticos have one of Latin America's great tamales, a horchata-like rice drink spiked with honey, and wonderful beans-and-rice dishes--why would the country need Mexican food? Oh, right: it's for all those damn American tourists. Nice to know that Taco Bell is exporting the same problems that plague its stateside restaurants--this time, with bugs! From Costa Rica:

Eating out [at] fast food restaurants may be risky as fast foot operators are being accused of adding, not intentionally, an ingredient that is not very palatable to their customers: insects.

The ministerio de Salud confirmed Thursday that it is investigating two fast food restaurant chains that have been the source of at least six complaints in the last 22 days.

The ministra de Salud, María Luisa Ávila, said that four restaurants operated by Taco Bell and two by Pizza Hut are the focus of their investigations, where customers have reported to find insects - slugs, worms and cockroaches in their food.

Avila explained that they have asked the managers of each of the restaurants in question to carry out a complete inspection of their food handling process and products sold.

Del Taco Crime of the Decade! (Angels Beat Red Sox Edition)

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We rarely cover Del Taco on SaFII because, well, what is there to cover now that Dan the Del Taco guy no longer nerds his way through commercials? But we now have eternal respect for the Lake Forest-based fast-food chain, because they might've played a crucial role in helping your Anaheim Angels sweep the Boston Red Sox in the American League Divisional Series.

Beantown manager Terry Francona admitted to reporters on Saturday that he suffered food poisoning before Game 1 of the series from what the New York Times strangely called an "unfortunate choice of Southern California snack."

"Probably Del Taco," Francona told reporters. "They don't support M.L.B., do they? They just support the Angels? Yeah, it was Del Taco." A reporter asked him later whether Francona had a "beef" with the umpires, to which he replied. "Don't bring up the word beef, please."

What lackluster meal screwed with Francona's bowels??? Regardless, gracias Del Taco, for doing your role in helping the Halos. Now, if only we can send a couple of Famous Stars Derek Jeter's way, we might be in business...

Battle of the Bad Mexican Fast-Food Chains: Taco Bell vs. Taco John's

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BROOKINGS, S.D.--I'm speaking tonight at South Dakota State University, a day after having spent the week eating my way through Tex-Mex heaven in San Antonio. Quite a difference from the land of Flaco Jimenez to that of Laura Ingalls Wilder--and then there's the Mexican food.

In San Antonio, I ate puffy tacos, chile con carne, breakfast tacos, and the beautiful breakfast called migas (not the Argentine white-bread sandwich but a type of chilaquiles where the cooks don't fry the tortilla strips and substitute potatoes for rice. Here? The homegrown food is the Taco John's chain, a chain almost exclusively limited to places where wabs haven't historically lived--the Midwest. Can you believe it's been around since the late 1960s, started by gabachos in Wyoming, and has over 425 locations? Man, the Reconquista gets around!

Usually, I avoid Mexican food when away the safe regions of the country, but I always wanted to taste the Taco John's experience. It didn't disappoint. From finding out that they sell West-Mex® cuisine (hey, Californians and foodies: have you EVER heard this term before? West according to what geographic standard?) to their logo (a Jaliscan charro dressed in a Western handkerchief and silver-button shirt), Taco John's is a comedy of earnest-but-wrong intentions. The tragedy of this is that they could've one-upped Taco Bell in the burrito game if they didn't try to pretend to be so damn Mexican.

Taco Bell Crime of the Week!

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What is most disturbing about this story: that Chattanooga has a Taco Bell, the stupidity of the crime, or that police officers are so badly paid they have to visit a Taco Bell for their Mexican grub? Anyway, the story:

A man accused of trying to rob a local Taco Bell tried to make a run for the border but ended up in jail, according to the Chattanooga Police Department.

In an email to the Channel 3 Eyewitness Newsroom, Dustin Bell was "caught in the act" because the Taco Bell he selected to rob was also the place a police officer selected for dinner.

Bell is accused of walking into the Highway 58 restaurant, pointing a gun at the clerk and demanding money. He apparently did not see a uniformed Chattanooga police officer eating tacos in a nearby booth. As Bell walked away with cash Officer Miller confronted him. A short foot pursuit ensued but Officer Miller was able to catch Bell within a short distance and take him into custody.


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You're pretty stupid if you're Mexican and visiting Taco Bell, but if you're Mexican and visiting Taco Bell after having committed a crime...well, you're probably a Guatemalan! Near New Orleans

Rapides Parish sheriff's deputies found the men that witnesses said burglarized a vehicle early Friday morning at a bar.

Just after midnight, the Sheriff's Office received a complaint of a vehicle being burglarized at Sharky's, 5515 Coliseum Blvd. in Alexandria. The vehicle the reported burglars were seen getting into was spotted by sheriff's deputies minutes later at Taco Bell on MacArthur Drive. Inside the vehicle, deputies saw several items reportedly taken during the burglary.

All four men in the car were arrested, and several items were recovered and identified by the victims. During the search of the suspects, deputies found a large knife in the pocket of one.

Click here for hilarious wab mugshots!


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What's really the bigger crime here: the robbery, the Taco Bell in West Virginia, or a man named Brenya? From West Virginia:

A Charleston man was sentenced to 10 years in prison for robbing a Taco Bell manager of more than $4,000 as he was on his way to make a bank deposit.

Brenya Beverly, 23, pleaded guilty in July to a charge of first-degree robbery, but told a probation officer that he did not commit the crime. Beverly was a former employee of the Patrick Street Taco Bell restaurant.

Assistant Prosecutor Rob Schulenberg told Kanawha Circuit Judge Charles King that Beverly stopped Michael Hill outside the store, pretended to have a gun and demanded the money. He jumped into a waiting car and a witness chased him several blocks.

The incident allegedly happened in January.

Beverly's defense attorney, Theresa Chisolm, said Beverly had no prior criminal record and at the time of the robbery was under stress due to his mother's terminal illness.

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No doubt next week's installment of this column will pull something from the Labor Day weekend, with God-knows-how-many pendejos of all races visiting Taco Bell to soak up booze. If we find enough, maybe a roundup ala The Smoking Gun. But for this week, something more serious: Taco Bell settled a civil lawsuit accusing it of sexual harassment. From Memphis:

Taco Bell Corp. has agreed to settle a sexual harassment complaint stemming from allegations that two teenage employees were raped at a Tennessee restaurant.

According to the Equal Employment Opportunity Commission, Taco Bell agreed to pay two 16-year-old employees in Memphis a total of $350,000.

The commission said Monday that one of them was assaulted on her first day at work and the other had been raped earlier.

Officials say their supervisor, Terence E. Davis, pleaded guilty this year to rape and is serving eight years in prison.

Taco Bell has agreed to conduct training on the prevention of workplace harassment in the greater Memphis area.

Maybe Starbucks will follow suit?

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What deranged criminal would call in a fake 911 call claiming a fake shooting at a Taco Bell so their pal could rob a Wendy's? It happened in Florida:

Altamonte Springs authorities say a woman called 911 early Sunday about a fictional shooting at a Taco Bell to distract officials as a male accomplice armed with a BB gun robbed a Wendy's restaurant at 2200 W. State Road 434.

Authorities executed a search warrant at a Lake Mary apartment on Sunday and arrested two people: Mary D. Nobles, 29, and Ronald Darrell Mills, 23.

Officials said they found the getaway vehicle used during the Wendy's robbery, the BB gun and other items from the restaurant, including an envelope and a cash register drawer, according to a news release from the Altamonte Springs Police Department.

Authorities say Mills pointed the gun at the head of a Wendy's employee as the worker was taking trash to an outside garbage container early Sunday. "Mills then ordered the employee to go inside the restaurant, and had the employee and manager lay face down on the floor with their hands behind their backs,'' a news release alleges.

"Mills then removed a cash register drawer and an envelope containing cash from the manager, and fled out the back door." The robbery was reported at about 1:05 a.m. At around the same time, as Nobles was waiting for Mills in a getaway vehicle in the Wendy's parking lot, she placed a false 911 call about a shooting at a Taco Bell at west State Road 436 and Montgomery Road.

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A faulty sewer line isn't a crime per se, but how lousy is life in Macomb, Illinois, that the following is a news story--or that "several excited Taco Bell fans camped outside the restaurant in anticipation of" the restaurant reopening?  Camping overnight for Taco Bell? God should've smote those sad, sad souls on sight. Anyway, the dispatch:

Mexican fast-food fans looking a Taco Bell fix will have to wait a little longer for their Burrito Supreme. After sewer problems were discovered Friday morning, the restaurant, located at 420 West Jackson St., shut its doors and will be closed for several days.

According to the restaurant's owner, John Duryea, employees at the restaurant discovered Friday morning that the restaurant's toilets were not functioning properly.

A plumber who was called in to assess the toilet problem discovered a collapsed sewer in front of the restaurant. The sewer is buried several feet underground.

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Our fearless leader Ted Kissell worked for many years in the Miami-Broward-Palm Beach area, one of the great places in the country to work as a reporter. If it's not angry Cubans, it's cocaine cowboys or sexy nalgas or God knows how many other depredations. Of course, the crimes. And when there's crime, there's Taco Bell. From our sister paper in Broward-Palm Beach:

After 20-year-old Karari Ritchie was arrested Tuesday in the homicide case of a Taco Bell manager, Broward Sheriff's detectives say he told them about a partner from Miami -- but that was a red herring. Detectives believe he was trying to protect his older brother, Tesfaye Ritchie, but they say they pulled Tesfaye's fingerprints off a cup that was found at the murder scene.

Karari, say detectives, was a former employee of the Taco Bell on Oakland Park Boulevard. He used to get rides to the restaurant with Tikkitress Johnson.

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Who knew Tracy, California was such a den of crime? It seems an exploding garbage can at a Taco Bell is the least of its concerns, especially when there's a littering peach tree on the loose (last item)!:

A caller reported at 10:26 p.m. Tuesday that something exploded in a small garbage can inside Taco Bell, 915 S. Tracy Blvd.

Smoke filled the restaurant, and the can was taken outside. Police said someone put a "small improvised device" inside it before it blew up.

The Tracy Police Department received 195 calls for service Tuesday. The following is a sample of those calls.

12:35 a.m.: A man said he "ran off" two boys wearing all red who tried to jump a fence at Stein Continuation High School, then saw them on the property of Central Elementary School, 1370 Parker Ave. He thought they might be trying to burglarize the school, but they walked off.

1:15 a.m.: Police arrested a 19-year-old man on suspicion of stealing a stereo out of a Dodge Ram pickup at Palm Court and Sequoia Boulevard.

2:01 a.m.: Police took a kid to the San Joaquin County Juvenile Hall after he got into an argument with someone at the Cole Apartments, 1629 Holly Drive.

4:57 a.m.: A woman at the Chesapeake Bay Apartments, 2941 W. Lowell Ave., reported her 1992 Nissan Sentra was stolen.

6:03 a.m.: A woman on the 1500 block of Marine Court reported her 1993 Honda Accord was stolen.

8:05 a.m.: A woman on 200 block of La Monte Lane reported a GPS device was stolen from her car, and that she's had trouble with her neighbors who may have taken it.

10:03 a.m.: A caller complained about a peach tree that hangs over a fence at Fieldview Lane and Promenade Circle, littering the ground with fruit. Police said the tree was actually on Greenwood Court. A crew from public works picked up the fruit, and an officer is going to contact the homeowner.

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What better food crime story is there than a car crashing through a fast-food chain? This one happened in--of all places--Billings, Montana. Who knew there was Taco Bell in Billings, or cars in Montana?

A four-door Dodge crashed through the main doors of the Central Avenue Taco Bell Friday evening, sending four people to the hospital.

According to Billings Police, no one inside the restaurant at 2338 Central was injured when the silver Stratus jumped the curb and smashed through the double entry doors on the east side of the building just after 6 p.m.

The car stopped with its front end just beyond the door frame of the restaurant, which was covered in broken glass. A Billings Police report said the 37-year-old woman driving the car was just trying to park, but lost control.


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The big story regarding Taco Bell is the death of its former Chihuahua mascot, and we'll have a proper eulogy once I recover from my recet wisdom teeth extraction. But you'd think criminals would at least take the week of out of respect for the dog who helped Taco Bell expand worldwide...but no! From South Carolina:

A Charleston man charged with robbing the Patrick Street Taco Bell restaurant in January has pleaded guilty in Kanawha Circuit Court.

Brenya James Beverly, 23, told Judge Charles King that he approached manager Michael Hill from behind on Jan. 3 in an alley outside the restaurant and wrestled him to gain control. He then stole $4,300 from Hill, who was on his way to make a bank deposit.

Beverly had been an employee of the Taco Bell, said Assistant Prosecutor Rob Schulenberg.

"He told him that he had a firearm," Schulenberg said. "And the manager gave him the money."

Beverly said he did not actually have a gun.



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If this woman gets anything from her suit, I'd say ALL Taco Bell eaters have a chance for some cash. From Nowheresville, also known as Muncie, Indiana:

A woman who says she bit down on a "hard rocky substance" in food she bought at a local Taco Bell has filed suit against the restaurant chain and its food supplier, claiming the incident has caused her "loss of enjoyment from life."

Attorneys for Kay A. Romine filed the suit last week in Delaware Circuit Court 5, asking Judge Thomas Cannon Jr. to schedule a jury trial in the case. The suit -- filed by Carmel lawyers Jeremy Baber and David Stewart -- says Romine bought the food in question from the Taco Bell at 701 S. Tillotson Ave. on Aug. 8, 2008, and "returned to her home to eat the food."

Romine is reported to have "bit down on a hard rocky substance that was in the food prepared by the Taco Bell restaurant," the suit states. Any resulting injuries are not detailed in the suit, but Romine's attorneys say their client suffered "pain (and) mental anguish," along with "loss of enjoyment," and incurred medical expenses as a result of "physical injuries."

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911 dispatchers are supposed to take phone calls reporting crimes, not become a victim themselves. From Albany:

A 911 dispatcher checking her gun's safety switch accidentally shot herself in the leg while at a Taco Bell drive-through at 11:10 a.m. Thursday, police reports stated. Although injured, Jeanita Fulmore, 28, drove herself to Phoebe Putney Memorial Hospital, Albany Police spokeswoman Phyllis Banks said. Police responded to the shooting and met Fulmore at the hospital. "She reached into her center console for her purse," Banks said. "Her 9-millimeter handgun was under her purse. When she took the gun out to check the safety, she pointed it down and it went off."

And now, perhaps the most famous self-inflicted gunshot wound in YouTube history:

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What better way to kick off the Fourth of July weekend than to rob a Taco Bell. Only in Greensboro, North Carolina can the living be this lame:

Officers with the Greensboro police department responded to an armed robbery at a Taco Bell on Battleground Avenue.

Investigators say shortly after 11pm Friday the suspect confronted an employee who went out to the dumpster. He pointed a gun at him and followed him back inside the restaurant.

Once inside, all the employees were told to lie on the floor and one employee was ordered to open the register and the safe. The armed man put the cash into a blue duffel bag and fled the scene on foot. The victims told officers the man's face was partially covered with a blue mask. They say his weapon was a handgun.

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Who says E. Coli doesn't pay? From New Jersey:

A New Jersey court has ruled against an insurance company, siding with Taco Bell Restaurants in a case involving coverage for business losses as a result of food contamination in 2006.

The so-called "Taco Bell Outbreak" of E. coli, allegedly traced to lettuce delivered to some northeastern Taco Bell franchises, led Lloyds Market to assert that its $0 sublimit precludes insurance coverage for incidents stemming for any alleged involvement of a "supplier" and refused to cover the losses.

In the case, Quick Service Management Inc. vs. Underwriters of Lloyds, et al., the Superior Court of New Jersey granted a partial summary judgment, saying Taco Bell should be compensated for its business losses after allegedly contaminated lettuce was served in some menu items.

DEL TACO Crime of the Week?!?!?!

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The chain's biggest crime? Firing Dan...
A reader once asked me why I pick on Taco Bell so much by highlighting the crimes that take place at the various outposts of the Irvine-based megachain. I was polite and explained that the Bell is perhaps the most widely-distributed culinary export we have, and that I would pick on Del Taco more if I could. I made the last line up, but it's actually true: it's hard to find crimes that occur at Del Taco, at least on a weekly basis. But for this week's edition, I didn't have to look farther than la naranja. From the Orange County Register:

An off-duty Garden Grove police officer fired shots at a car that clipped his car's open door after a late-night argument at a Del Taco drive-thru.

The driver of the car, Maurice Velonte Cooper, 21, is scheduled to be arraigned Friday on two counts of attempted murder. He is accused of trying to run over Chris Casas, an off-duty Claremont police officer who was at the Westminster Del Taco with his friend Nick Jensen.

It was Jensen, an off-duty Garden Grove police officer, who fired the shots.

Jensen and Casas were in the drive-thru at the Del Taco on the southwest corner of Goldenwest and 21st streets in Westminster a little after 1 a.m. June 3 when Jensen's Chrysler 300 was rear-ended by a Nissan Altima that Cooper was driving, according to a search warrant obtained by Westminster police.

Jensen didn't know it, but there were two empty bottles of UV Vodka in the Altima, and the young woman with Cooper had already vomited several times.

Let's hope the vomit came from the vodka, and not some Macho combo special...

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I once flew to Fargo, which had the closest airport to the University of Minnesota-Morris, which is in the middle of nowhere but a very pleasant place (and how is it that THEY have a street named after Cesar Chavez but not SanTana?). On the drive away from the airport, I spotted a huge Mexican restaurant. Didn't have the time to stop and try it, but I'm sure I didn't miss much. And, with that, an update to the previous SAFII story about the Fargo Taco Bell employee who conspired to fake his own store robbery:

A former north Fargo Taco Bell employee pleaded guilty Monday to conspiring to rob the store at gunpoint.

Michael Vincent Wanzek, 21, received a deferred sentence after entering the plea in Cass County District Court to the felony.

Wanzek was given credit for six days previously spent in custody and will serve two years of supervised probation. He must either serve an additional 24 days in jail or complete 240 hours of community service, East Central Judicial District Court Judge Steven Marquart ordered.

Wanzek has no prior convictions.



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I had lunch with someone recently at TK Burgers, and when I told them about this particular SAFII feature, they mentioned how their mother once had a credit card stolen. Among the items charged to the lady's accounty? Taco Bell. From the Baltimore area:

The male subject in the included photos is being sought for questioning in connection with a theft and use of a stolen bank card. The theft occurred on May 16, 2009 while the victim was visiting a restaurant in Bel Air.

The suspect then used the bank credit card to make purchases at the following locations: Citgo gas station on North Avenue, Baltimore; Taco Bell in Bel Air; and, the WAWA in Bel Air. In addition, several other transactions occurred at retail establishments in Baltimore County.



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Have you ever heard of bones in any type of pizza, let alone a "Mexican" one? Bizarre tale from Virginia (make sure to read at least the first paragraph and last sentence of the excerpt!):

Hungry? You may want to think twice before you think outside the bun. Just ask George Phelps, a VA Beach man who suffered severe injuries to his throat after swallowing bones in a Mexican pizza from Taco Bell. In the lawsuit, filed in Virginia Beach Circuit Court, George E. Phelps Jr. said he "endured the vomiting of blood-streaked phlegm" after three animal bones got caught in his throat. He's seeking $70,000 in compensation for his injuries from Taco Bell of America and Yum Brands Inc.

Phelps missed work for three days, rang up medical bills, and "suffered great mental anguish," the suit says. He ordered the pizza on April 13, 2007, at Taco Bell on Fordham Drive, near Indian River and Kempsville roads. He began coughing and choking, and was able to pull one of the bones from his throat, the suit says. Doctors pulled two more from his throat at the hospital.

Rob Poetsch, a spokesman for Taco Bell, wrote in an e-mail that the safety and health of customers and employees is the restaurant's priority. The company is investigating Phelps's case. This is not the first time Taco Bell has been sued for tainted food. Last year, a Nebraska family was awarded $40,000 after eating urine-tainted food from a KFC/Taco Bell restaurant.



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How fitting that in a week devoted to a holiday that has robbed millions of their money for the honor of celebrating a laughable Mexican victory about 155 years ago, that someone sticks up a Taco Bell, a corporation that has also robbed millions of their dinero by masquerading as Mexican cuisine. From Arkansas:

Little Rock Police are searching for a would-be robber who tried to hold-up a Taco Bell restaurant on Monday night.

It happened around 8:30 along Colonel Glenn Road, just west of University Avenue.

Police say when a man dressed in a gray hoodie, jeans and red bandana and armed with a silver handgun walked in, the employees ran out.

When he didn't get the cash, the suspect ran into the Chateau De Ville apartment complex.

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I thought people went to Taco Bell after toking the doob, not in search of it. The following story shows how much I know. From southwest Florida:

The manager of a Cape Coral Taco Bell has been arrested after allegedly selling marijuana to undercover deputies on four separate occasions, three in the very parking lot of the restaurant he managed.

Paul Price, 27, of 812 SW 6th Avenue, Cape Coral (Gustavo note: is southwest Florida still so backwards that the newspapers feel comfortable in printing someone's home address? Last time the Register did that here was in the 1960s), is charged with four counts of selling marijuana, four counts of possession of marijuana over 20 grams, three counts of using a two-way communication device to facilitate a felony, one count of possession with the intent to sell or deliver and eight counts of possession of drug paraphernalia.


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Finally, some fire at at Taco Bell joint. From Maryland:

Discarded cigarettes cause a two-alarm blaze that destroyed a Taco Bell restaurant in Germantown on Monday, firefighters said this week.

"What the fire didn't damage, smoke and water did," said Montgomery County Fire and Rescue Services spokesman Pete Piringer.

No one was injured in the fire at 19650 Gunners Branch Road, he said, but the stucco, plywood and cinderblock building suffered approximately $250,000 in damage.

The store is closed indefinitely, said Piringer.


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All the proof you'll ever need that Taco Bell does, indeed, KILL. From the Cornhusker State:

A Chambers Nebraska woman was killed Friday afternoon in North Platte after a 75-foot Taco Bell sign fell on top of the pickup she and her husband were in.

Diana Durre, 49, died at the scene before paramedics arrived. Her husband, Mark Durre, also 49, suffered some bruises and was to undergo surgery on a broken finger at Great Plains Regional Medical Center.

The pickup was parked in the rear parking lot of a Conoco service station/Taco Bell restaurant at the intersection of Interstate 80 and Hwy. 83.

The pole broke at a welded joint about 15-feet above the ground due to strong winds.

The sign fell right on top of the couple's quad-cab pickup.


Click on the link above to see the smashed car!

Taco Bell Crime of the Week!

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Sorry for the light posting this week, folks; been busy exposing anti-Semites over at Navel Gazing...

This week's entry is actually from last week but is now just percolating up to the mainstream media instead of merely existing with the Daily Rottens of the world. From the state of Washington:

A family's plans for a $15 dinner at Taco Bell turned into a meal costing hundreds of dollars because the restaurant overcharged them, a Vancouver man said Thursday.

Alan Merrill used his debit card to buy dinner at Taco Bell last week. The receipt for the meal showed the correct amount and Merrill never realized he was overcharged until he tried to make a withdrawal the following day. It was then Merrill realized that Taco Bell had charged $150 instead of $15."

We had it all budgeted out," Merrill said. "We know exactly how much we spend. That knocked us in the hole."

Because he was overcharged, Merrill started receiving overdraft fees for each item he purchased after the Taco Bell meal. Soon, $400 worth of overdraft fees began to pile up.


To Taco Bell's credit, they paid for the man's overdraft fees. Against Taco Bell's credit, their food sucks.