10 Ways to Use Your Penis Cake Pan After the Bachelorette Party

Categories: Really?!?!?

Thank you, Penis Pans.

Now this is the kind of marketing I can get behind.

Every buy a penis cake pan for a bachelorette party (college guys use 'em too to troll each other) and not have any use for it afterwards?

Well, I (I being PenisPans.com) have a list just for you. Not one additional use or two additional uses, but a full 10 new uses for that penis pan.

Penis pan.

Seriously though, I'm not going to republish the list here because the recipes are so amazing, you should just visit their website.

Some of the other uses turn out great like the wizard cake above. Others? Not so much. The best part about this entire situation though is the fact that someone was paid (hopefully) to sit in their kitchen and stare at a penis pan, coming up with ideas. They then took multiple penis cakes and frosted them in hopes of making something.. non-penis like. I really wonder about the failures.

What didn't make it? Is there an actual one-eyed monster cake somewhere out there? What else could you even make with this shape form.

Whatever, it's amazing.

(Oh, and thanks PenisPans for letting me upload a picture labeled "penis_wizard". I owe you a solid.)

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Ro Ar
Ro Ar

ROFL, Wizard!

Margarita Vela
Margarita Vela

Rosie VelaLeslie HurtadoMegan HurleyAlexi Romero LOL

Wendy De La Puente
Wendy De La Puente

Amy Valdez....you know for those "divorce parties" let's celebrate... :/

Lisa Flynn
Lisa Flynn

Haha Christina Graven! Brittney Port when I have a kid I'm requesting the elephant cake..thanks!

Ralph Topete
Ralph Topete

Chingado.... At least let Gustavo's sunburn peel before this!

Sheila Rocks
Sheila Rocks

Whew...am I glad for this article because it has weighed heavy on my mind for the past 30 years as to what I should do with that thing!!!! Really????!!! Dumbest thing I've ever seen...no need to read it....really the title was enough

fishwithoutbicycle topcommenter

With a few creative tweaks you could make a cool Lexx cake for your sci-fi buddies. :-D

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