OC Bartenders Smell The Glove! We'll See...

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Every second and fourth Wednesday night of the month, legendary bartender/chef/restaurant insider Dave Mau hosts Dinner with Dave at Memphis at the Santora, where he treats drinkers to a free meal and live music as the evening progresses. To remind ustedes of this great night, Dave treats us that week to a random OC food or drink musing of his choice. Enjoy!!

You can find yourself in some strange situations in The Biz, thus it was when a good friend of mine (you can probably guess who) found himself cutting fish and making sushi to order at a giant swinger party in a seedy industrial space off the 73 a few years ago. What had been initially billed to him as a "gathering of a few friends" turned out to be an epic sexual free for all of Sodom and Gomorra-esque proportions. My buddy was stuck behind the sushi case wondering how the hell he got drafted into this one but the money was good so along he went with the program, as dismayed as he was. In the middle of said gathering was, well, how should I put it? Let's just say an attractive young lady was being kind enough to ("ahem") be entertaining several gentleman caller friends while she was on her knees and the banco de la boca was open for business.

After said encounter she was apparently hungry (from what I heard she should have been absolutely stuffed!) and sauntered over to the sushi bar to grab a bite. When she saw my buddy making sushi with his bare hands she lost her noodle.

"Ewwwwww! Why aren't you wearing gloves? You're touching my food!"

My buddy was incredulous to say the least, especially considering what (and whom) she just had as an appetizer.

I relate this story to prove a point; people are really neurotic and selective about what they worry about putting in their mouths. Thus turns the next page in the Nanny State saga, making a non-issue into an issue and raising the specter of bartenders having to wear gloves. As of January first, all foodservice workers who handle food that is not cooked are supposed to handle said foodstuffs with gloved hands. Apparently, this also applies to those behind the bar since we handle mint, limes, berries, etc. I've always been skeptical of the glove thing. I think it's a selective consumer perception thing akin to the example above.

So let's put this whole thing to bed once and for all, and you can quote me-

1) There is plenty of evidence (anecdotal and otherwise) that since foodservice workers "perceive" their hands to be cleaner when wearing gloves they are far less likely to change them following contact with something questionable (like their junk). There's also evidence the natural anti-microbial properties of your skin are less germ friendly than latex or vinyl. Our bodies are living, breathing, germ-fighting machines. Gloves are not.

2) Since the proper procedure if you feel you have to change gloves is to wash, thoroughly dry your hands, then put on a new pair, workers are far less likely to do so regularly, especially if they are busy. Usually they simply remove the soiled gloves and put on another pair using their dirty hands: pointless. When the rubber hits the road, most people will forgo swapping out gloves if they are staring at a big stack of kitchen or bar tickets waiting to be handled. That's just a fact of life, as sure as gravity itself.

3) For bartenders, we have our hands in sanitizing solution probably 30 percent of the time we are working. I guarantee in the middle of any given shift my hands are a rocky place upon which even the hardiest of bacteria could find no purchase. (I have the bar rot to prove it.) Even then, the things we do come in contact with are generally submerged in alcohol or citrus, neither one of which is amenable to bacterial growth. I'd like to see a human metapneumovirus (responsible for 10% of all colds) thrive in a bucket glass of Jameson. Indeed, if it did, that would be a cold I'd be proud to come down with.



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34 comments
tim.tliao
tim.tliao

Completely silly because it is alcohol, the great germ killer

Travis Tandy
Travis Tandy

Gloves? I don't exactly go to a bar for the health reasons. Some asshole must be bored.

whateveryousay
whateveryousay topcommenter

Sounds like a party over at that hair salon..?  I won't mention it by name, but I've gotten more than a cut and blow dry there.


mhip
mhip

Compromise....wear gloves when you prep.

FishWithoutBicycle
FishWithoutBicycle

Your tattoo artist should wear disposable gloves. But your bartender? Silly. Dave makes some excellent points. 


As I recall from my history books, people used to drink alcoholic beverages because straight water was unsafe for drinking. Something for legislators to keep in mind.

libertyislife
libertyislife

This is what happens when you keep voting for progressives who think they know better for you than you do.  


Stupid politicians make stupid policies.  You can't fix stupid.  You have to vote it out of office!

LPHastings
LPHastings

Right on, Dave! Especially funny that you mentioned THX-1138. 

Matt McCollum
Matt McCollum

Nerf the world. This is insane! Gloves are crazy slippery so a billion drinks are going to fall from tenders hands if they actually are forced to implement this...

Jade Marin
Jade Marin

This is stupid....no way could I serve with gloves

Joanna Christine
Joanna Christine

What about people with latex allergies. Is the server at fault because a customer didn't mention the anaphylactic reaction that can occur? This is not practical at all.

gm0622
gm0622

Could get interesting. If my bartender is wearing latex gloves, Who do I sue? The bar, the county health department, or the state?

Emily Moeller-Reed
Emily Moeller-Reed

Dave is always willing to explain, and explain well, the things that are asinine. Thank you, Dave.

Tammy Bartel
Tammy Bartel

how long until we're all required to live like Bubble Boy? so lame.

Drew Hendrickson
Drew Hendrickson

theres no way I can make drinks and count $ with gloves on~

René Bruce
René Bruce

Humm, this is by the same group that claims that leaving doors open to places like subway on grand and edinger and other places on say warner on grand ave are not supposed to, but they NEVER enforce them.. I rather have people wash hands over and over then leave gloves on for hrs.. not to mention they don't mind have bugs fly into places and land on food etc indoors.. so what ever... they crazy !

TowelieLama
TowelieLama

Memphis SUCKS.  Welcome to transplant, douchebag, and barney fife central.  And, the bartenders are homos.

FishWithoutBicycle
FishWithoutBicycle

@libertyislife  

As opposed to the conservatives who want blanket deregulation so corporations can poison the hell out of the whole planet? Oh, that's right, pollution laws interfere with business...

LPHastings
LPHastings

I'm guessing you don't work in the food service industry?

whateveryousay
whateveryousay topcommenter

@GustavoArellano @whateveryousay  Discretion is the better part of valor Gustavo.  I'll just leave it by saying that a couple of compliments and cocktails and the hair wash girl scrubbed more than my scalp.


GustavoArellano
GustavoArellano moderator editortopcommenter

@TowelieLama And while he's throwing around homophobic words, let the record show he's the one tweeting photos of naked men to us...

GustavoArellano
GustavoArellano moderator editortopcommenter

@TowelieLama And final point: This pendejo doesn't have the stones to say his big words in the face of Dave, who'd flatten him with a pinkie push.

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