Connecticut Police Looking For Man Who Rammed a Mini Mart to Steal a Banana

Categories: Really?!?!?

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Photo by Jason Shultz
Definitely my preferred breaking and entering method

Police in Newington, Conn. are searching for a man after he pulled off one of the most ingenious heists they've ever seen, reports The Courant. In the dark of the night, he snuck up to a closed mini mart to test its glass. After discretely tapping on the windows, he RAMMED HIS CAR INTO THE FRONT OF THE BUILDING.

Talk about a smooth entry.

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Courtesy Newington Police
The perp

What'd he get away with? The cash register? An ATM? Tons and tons of alcohol?

Nope. The guy just wanted a banana. Now he's got some rear bumper damage and the police after him.

But hey, sometimes you just needs your potassium.

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