Great Wine Festival At The Great Park This Weekend
Answer: A free balloon ride when you're drunk on wine.
Kidding aside, there will be about two dozen wine labels and vendors pouring at the Great Wine Festival this weekend at the Great Park in Irvine. The event will be held Saturday, September 14, 2013 2:00 pm - 5:00 pm, presumably within stumbling distance from the Great Park Balloon.
You do need to buy your tickets online, though; because while you may be able to get tipsy once you're there, they don't take money at the door. And apparently, contributions of over $40 are tax deductible.
Question: What's better than a drunken balloon ride?
Answer: A drunken balloon ride that's a tax write-off.