Baby showers are weird. You gather with strangers over finger foods to tell your pregnant friend that she looks "glowing" (do not use the word "huge") and play awkward games involving diapers and chocolate-bar poop.
And then, of course, there's the cake. In the name of creativity, some people are just way too literal in their decorating efforts. Here are five disturbing baby shower cakes guaranteed to give the guest of honor nightmares.
1. Push It
Nicole, um, appreciates the encouragement.
2. Before Bathtime
It's a red velvet cake, naturally. Who wants to take the first cut? Oh, you sick, sick soul.