Twelve French Menu Words You Need To Stop Mispronouncing

"Kersants" is the worst of all!  Especially down here in the deep South (USA).  Can't make 'em right and definitely can't pronounce 'em!

On a serious note, the article was decent, as I didn't know you were capable of writing more than one sentence. The miracle of Pyrilamine Maleate I surmise.

Maybe we should hook up. I could be of some small service to you in your epic struggles to defend the free world from the forces of evil, combating celiac disease,  dermatitis hepetiformis, and making certain everyone in Orange County can enjoy anal sex without the messy sheets.

I suggest that you buy a Batmobile from Fletcher Jones Imports and I'll keep it over at my place until you need it -- being that you don't have a garage...

Eh bien, il semble stupeur l'éditeur de copie chauve-souris est de retour et a menacé de devenir terminal. Comme 5ème niveleuse faire, vous souffla et soufflé un peu, mais j'étais bien trop disposés à plat ventre, et bientôt les plumes étaient en place. Il me semble que si vous avez un méchant virus ou une maladie vénérienne embêtants. Lorsque le pus dans votre sèche vagin jusqu'à, peut-être à sermonner anthropoïdes suffira. Comme une horloge cassée besoin de guérison, perverties troglodytes petits vont penser de mensonge odieux sale et trouver des oreilles pour le déverser dans les. Je sais que vous êtes extrêmement sensible à la moindre odeur du machisme, et généralement faire semblant d'avoir un utérus et le cerveau. Sur lisant ce qui pourrait être une légère calomnies imaginaires ou non, vous n'avez pas jeté - vous les jettent, en jetant des grenades, des salades, comme d'habitude quand on était là pour entendre les détonations siphonage. Ceux que vous fléau ont généralement un pénis n'est-ce pas? Et est votre favori huîtres Rocky Mountain?

A lot of the "mispronunciations" in this article aren't that bad. What kills me is how many servers in restaurants mispronounce bruschetta as "bruce-chet-ta". The "ch" in Italian should be pronounced like a "k", as in chianti. 

yeh this is a pretty douche'y article. There are books for "foodies" that explain all this stuff though if you really want to learn. But c'mon when you here someone say croissant all proper.... insta douche or mexicans who could speak more american sounding then say carne asada as if they just got done making payments to the coyote.

Who wrote this article?  Ted Mosby or Diane Chambers?

Really preposterous.  Truly.

We stole, or borrowed, or whittled these words in order to jam them into use in the USA. If we pronounced all the words we stole from France and Germany, we'd be speaking French and German! The French steal from English, just like the rest of the world, and when they do they certainly make their own pronunciations how ever they like.

I suggest stamp collecting to kill the lonely hours.