How to Play "Here Comes the Bear," the Most Efficient Drinking Game Ever
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You'll need the following items:
- Large, sturdy table
- Large shot glasses
- Several bottles of cold vodka
Everyone climbs under the table--tables having magical anti-bear properties, you see--and after a minute or so, when the danger has passed, the leader calls out, "There goes the bear!" Then everyone stands up at their place, the shot glasses are refilled, the shots are drunk, and the game repeats. The winner is the last person who can actually stand up.
Now that's a drinking game. Extra points if you say it in Russian: medvyéd prishól for "Here comes the bear" and medvyéd ushól for "There goes the bear."
(Obligatory disclaimer: if you actually play this game, you are an idiot. This is how alcohol poisoning happens. If you do play this game and you hurt yourself or die, it is your own stupid fault, and you cannot come blame us, ponimayesh?)
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