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Lessons Learned By Accidentally Walking Into a Little Saigon Tittie Café

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Dave Lieberman

I was getting my car serviced at Tom Vo's last week (shameless plug--the guy is awesome) and was thirsty, so I walked around to the corner of Harbor and Fifth and saw a Vietnamese coffee shop. I nearly didn't go in; it had bars on the patio and dark-tinted doors. In Little Saigon, that can mean only one thing: the coffee comes with scantily-clad women who make conversation with you while you nhau.

The car service was only going to take ten minutes, so I did not need to sit and play video poker in the smoky atmosphere, but while the women and their artificially inflated chests made desperate conversation with the fat My trắng who wandered into the café, I did notice one very important thing.

Vietnamese iced coffee at a bakery: $2.
Vietnamese iced coffee with titties: $5.

Obvious conclusion: In Little Saigon, titties cost $3.00.

If that's your thing, the coffee was actually pretty good; just make sure to sit and get your $3 worth. Me, next time I'll buy an agua fresca from Pacific Market next door or a cup of jus de chaussettes (American coffee) from the donut shop on the other side and leer at the pretty women for free.

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10 comments
Bill T.
Bill T.

Short and to the point, who needs wacky?

Carrion Fairy
Carrion Fairy

Didn't they ban these? Or did they used to be full nude and made them cover up? I can't remember. Someone enlighten me.

James Crowley
James Crowley

Hope not. Only a homosexual would want to see these banned. If you are a christian male and support the ban you are a closet homosexual and should an hero. 

bclund
bclund

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Dave Lieberman
Dave Lieberman

Well, that... and liquor... and fireworks... and caffeine. So, um, yeah.

Dave Lieberman
Dave Lieberman

Feel free to write to our Refunds Department if you clicked on any of the ads on our page.

bclund
bclund

Really, you can't come up with something "wackier" than that?  Come on, you're a pro.

bclund
bclund

Wow, that was a completely worthless blog post.

R. Scott Moxley
R. Scott Moxley

I just think it's funny that people actually believe you were at Harbor and 5th for a car job.... Good job, Dave!

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