A Very Brief Review of Starbucks' Cool Lime Refresher
|I'd rather drink this than a Cool Lime Refresher.|
It's the most disgusting thing I've put in my mouth in a long time, including the pulque I drank on Saturday in Jalisco. Cool Lime Refresher has an awful, astringent aftertaste that gets carried around the mouth by the sweet and sour limeade. It tastes, quite frankly, like Country Time lemonade filtered through a chubby executive's stinky black dress sock.
Try again, Starbucks. If I were literally dying of thirst, my lizard brain would force me to drink it; while my sentient brain is in control, all bets are off.
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