Semen-Laced Cupcake Results In Suspension, Threats To Burn Principal's Home

Note: not the criminal cupcake in question
While we're all about potlucks, this reminds us of how we felt after watching Super Size Me; we couldn't drive by a McDonalds without getting queasy for weeks months. This time, it may be the ultimate form of weight watching for those with a sweet tooth.

Reports of a student pulling off a distasteful prank in St. Paul, Minnesota have launched an investigation into whether allegations of semen-filled cupcakes were given to high schoolers.
A 16-year old male student apparently passed out cupcakes to "quite a few people, but only one supposedly had semen." according to Sgt. Paul Paulos, St. Paul police spokesman. Excuse us while we throw up in our mouth.

Once word got out about the laced dessert, the student was not only suspended but withdrawn from their school district. Authorities were then made aware of threatening tweets made towards Como Park Senior High's principal, Dan Mesick, the following day. While we'll never know for sure whether the cupcake given to the targeted student was truly tainted (it was consumed), we think they should've figured out something was up when a teen randomly decides to stay home on a school night and bake.

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Buttercup
Buttercup

Besides the threats made on the principal, isn't this considered a POISONING incident?

This little jerk off needs to spend some time behind bars so he can get himself conditioned for a  LIFETIME in the pokie...I'm thinking this won't be his only crime.

Prawda
Prawda

A nice stint in prison on a felony would teach him a thing or two about baking. 

Pumpuy2010
Pumpuy2010

i love cream filled cupcakes! MMMMmmmmm

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