Here we go again. Weeks after news of the hot dog-stuffed crust pizza
, and after Michelle discovered more Pizza Hut mutant hybrid crusts in Asia
, the chain that seems to have cornered the market on adulterating pizzas has announced it is releasing a cheeseburger and chicken fillet-crusted pizza in the Middle East.
There's really not much more to go from here is there. I think we've reached a critical mass of grossness with this one. I was on board with the hot dog crusted pizza, because, in a strange way, it made sense. For all intents, that pizza still looked like a pizza, except with a surprise at the end.
This latest Franken-pizza doesn't seems like that at all. Instead it seems topped with gimmickry.