Five Politically Active College-Student Types and the Alcohol They Drink
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With a college pub as great as the Anthill, you're bound to meet some drunk people every once in awhile. Some of them can be pretty cool. Others cans be super opinionated. Hilariously, people share both similar opinions and favorite drinks.
5. The One Who Thinks that Election Day is in June
Wait, the president race wasn't between Rick Santorum and Mitt Romney? If it wasn't for Jon Stewart and Steven Colbert, this guy wouldn't even know it was an election year. He thinks the reason Bill Clinton was impeached was because he got a blowjob, not because he lied about it. When the news is on, stops paying attention immediately and grabs another drink.
The first thing he finds in the fridge
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He's the sort of person who will drink anything without realizing what it is. One day you'll swear he has great taste when he grabs your Pliny out of the fridge, promising to replace it only to find out he's an idiot when he brings you a can of Foster's the day after.
4. The One Who Registered Only To Vote for Obama
They all swore that they'd be politically active. The entire dorm registered to vote together. Everyone walked over together to the polls together. When Obama won, half of them almost died from alcohol poisoning. When they all moved? They forgot to change their registration address.
Coors Light, Bud Light, whatever is on sale
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Like voting only to say that they voted, they drink only to say that they drink. Is there any conscious thought behind their choices? Not really. They'd rather be shotgunning and beerbonging than making enjoying their drinks, much like their penchant to vote only when everyone else is doing it.