Today Is 'Steak and Blow Job Day'

Categories: Really?!?!?
Steak and Blow Job Day
​Thanks to internet memes and middle-class boredom, it's a freakin' holiday every day. As you may know, today is Pi Day, which is awesomely nerdy, and National Potato Chip Day, which is meh
But you may not have realized that today is also Steak and Blow Job Day. Yes, really. 

The holiday appears to have been created in 2002 by former New York radio show duo Storm and Birdsey. (They even made greeting cards!) Now, it's an annual event "liked" by 37,000 d-bags Facebook fans. 

The description: 
March 14th is now officially "Steak and Blowjob Day". Simple, effective and self explanatory. Men work very hard to satisfy their lovers on Valentines Day, and given their ebullient dedication, March 14th is a joyous opportunity to repay the favour. 

How you choose to celebrate this holiday is up to you. No really, don't send us photos.

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