Today Is 'Steak and Blow Job Day'

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Steak and Blow Job Day
​Thanks to internet memes and middle-class boredom, it's a freakin' holiday every day. As you may know, today is Pi Day, which is awesomely nerdy, and National Potato Chip Day, which is meh
  
But you may not have realized that today is also Steak and Blow Job Day. Yes, really. 

The holiday appears to have been created in 2002 by former New York radio show duo Storm and Birdsey. (They even made greeting cards!) Now, it's an annual event "liked" by 37,000 d-bags Facebook fans. 

The description: 
 
March 14th is now officially "Steak and Blowjob Day". Simple, effective and self explanatory. Men work very hard to satisfy their lovers on Valentines Day, and given their ebullient dedication, March 14th is a joyous opportunity to repay the favour. 

How you choose to celebrate this holiday is up to you. No really, don't send us photos.

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Scott Simpson
Scott Simpson

I'll be celebrating, unfortunately my wife will not.

Susana Vallejo
Susana Vallejo

Phillip Olivas...We can make this an even deal...Ruth Chris Stkhouse sounds good right about now;)

bant428
bant428

Solution: Be nice to your partner all the time and do stuff you both like.

JB
JB

You've got to admit, Michelle "Woo" authoring this post is akin to Penn State's Mike "McQueary" discovering Jerry Sandusky raping a 10 year old.  It's almost Dickensian (*especially* in the Jerry Sandusky example.....)

DanGarion
DanGarion

D bags, eh? Interesting opinion.

Michael Schepers
Michael Schepers

you quoted "My opinion Men work very hard to satisfy their lovers on Valentines Day" via "others".Personally  "I" do think that on valentines day it ain't just about the "Men" "woo" "ing" it should also be about the "Women" "woo" "ing" As far as "steak" goes, old fashioned joke says "what does a soy and a dildo have in common? they are both used as replacement meat"Now considering that for valentines on my facebook page I ran a fabulous riddle on Pi, stuff that I make up, but some of my likes understand and some don't understand, ok but whatever...If it is "my" thinking that on feb 14 "lovers" should be "woo" ing each other, then as far as "steak" is concerned, putting it in my fabulous screwy mind and mathematical model, my conclusion is that March 14th should be the official "2 can chew Day" regardless of you sexual oriental, because if you produce a "68" on Feb 14 or March 14, that is generally described as "I owe u one" you might be DEAD tomorrow, on the basis that poeple that are lovers should not be doing this" i.e. owing each other stuff, "therefore should never be lovers". (but who really cares what I think)Now regardless of what you think of me Miss "Woo" and I'm sure you will think......whatever? I will reassure you I have a very screwy mind, in regard to your post what was your motivation?  Please let US know did you owe anyone anything?

20ftJesus
20ftJesus

I didn't even get a card from Fish.  :(

Dave Lieberman
Dave Lieberman

Evidently I've discovered the time machine back to fifth grade again. Seriously?

Grow up.

Dave Lieberman
Dave Lieberman

What the hell was that rambling, run-on train wreck of a comment, you disgusting lech? "Sexual oriental"? What is wrong with you?

FishWithoutBicycle
FishWithoutBicycle

But sweetie, you know any day is a good day for steak and a BJ! (I am very fond of both) ;-)

909Jeff
909Jeff

Muahahahahahahahahahahahah! 

Michael Schepers
Michael Schepers

Lieberman, considering that you agree with me that I have a twisted mind, to go as far as calling my statement a train wreck is a great exaggeration of my state of mind, not withstanding that your posy seemingly  agree with you, the worst thing that could ever happen is to actually ask me questions that have been answered above, I will be more than happy to answer your questions that you could not have grasped :1/ What the hell was that rambling, run-on train wreck of a comment, you disgusting lech? "  where on earth did my comment, give you have the right to call me a disgusting LECH," Lieberman!   I really do not understand why men that work really hard for valentines,  do not get their steak then! whether it would result in their sexual oral sex fixation needs or not, I do not know, all I could ever advise them is: find your self some one else! to try and get the same person to do that for them a month later, because something exist as steak and blowjob day, I consider it is awfully sad!

2/ "Sexual oriental"? Unfortunately or fortunately I am a Male that is straight, of course the degree of Kinkiness is of course relative "n" subjective of nature with complete disregard of my needs.  I will state "Nevertheless in my life I have seen a lot of women work very  hard for valentines for their partner's, dolling themselves up, expecting to have a good time, many of them  have even paid for the dining checks, of which a small minority have been "gay women" some of which may be vegetarian, while I do understand that "gay males" may & can partake in the special March 14  Holiday, as long as the are steak eaters, this is the epitome  of sexual equality, and usually results it ends up as  tit for tat policies, such as so with complete disregard of political affiliation: Yes read this:" however, any action in which a man ejaculates or otherwise deposits semen anywhere but in a woman's vagina shall be interpreted and construed as an action against an unborn child"   for more information visit : http://www.guardian.co.uk/comm... I will reasure you I ain't the only one with loose screws in my brain, and for the record should a law like this happen to take into effect nationwide, I do not partake in March 14 steak and BJ days,  most importantly the peoples that may represent this bill can only prove I had sex twice in my life because I only had 2 outcomes and my wife pleads the 5th. Again with complete disregard i will tell you read my initial posting it is all there if you bother to read my ramblings, the  Steak and Blow Job day is the most disregardful thing in my eyes for women.3/ What is wrong with you? what is not wrong with me? Lieberman, what is wrong with you? it is my suggestion that you deal with Freudian issues that assume that I am a Lech,  am I not allowed to voice my crazy opinion on your board? it really said nothing except to agree with Michelle D- Bag opinion, I have to agree with her completely unnecessary quote by me, for you Michelle I will spell it out STEAK & BJ GUY"S complete Douche Bags, if that's all you GUY'S really want and it ain't happening for you on valentines day find your self somebody else to make your day, no matter how hard you work for it, to come up with a day to get what your supposed to be having on V day cause u guys work hard is unbelievable!Now Lieberman why would you  call me a Lech?

909Jeff
909Jeff

WTF... This dude is nuttier than squirrel shit!  

20ftJesus
20ftJesus

I've fallen extremely, deeply in love with you.  <3

Dave Lieberman
Dave Lieberman

I stand by my comment. Your comments calling Michelle were completely uncalled-for and furthermore, how are you unaware that the word Oriental is limited to rugs? The word is "Asian", Michael. Welcome to the 21st century. If you meant sexual orientation, just say so.

Also, you're aware that the article you linked was about a satirical amendment meant to highlight the hypocrisy of the main personhood bill, right?

Your comments are still disgusting and the fact that you felt the need to repeat the word "woo" in quotation marks makes it worse. I'm glad I don't live near your restaurant; it'll make it easier to avoid.

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