"Marketing Visionary" to Protest Outside Carl's Jr. Corporate Offices for Their "Soft Porn" Commercials
"Help me send a message to this company that women should not be 'used' like this to sell their hamburgers and ask them to pull this commercial," Christ wrote in a press release.
Who is Christ? Beats me--and that's why I'm going to hell (ba-dum-dum, emphasis on the dumb!). No, Christ is a self-published author whose LinkedIn you can view.
As for the commercial? You know what you have to do--after the jump!
Anyone interested in fighting such horrors can contact Christ at firstname.lastname@example.org. Us? We'll stick to Brazzers...