I'm unsure what started these "Sh*t <Fill-in-your-ethnic-or-geographical-stereotype-here> Say" videos. It certainly wasn't the Sh*t My Dad Says Twitter feed or the failed sitcom it inspired. The latest meme is the video "Sh*t People Say To Servers", which is probably the first of this stuff that a food blog like this can share and still be topical.
Best line's this one:
Customer: "I'm going to have a Cobb salad. Hold the tomatoes. Hold the bacon. Hold the chicken. No avocado. No cheese."
Why? Because it further debunks that worthless theory that "the customer is always right?" Sorry, but people who are rude to food servers deserve to be criticized.