UPDATE, FEB. 29, 11:45: Because I dare not leave you with broken dreams, I have an update. The cookie candy is real! The Girl Scouts mothership told Huffington Post
that the photo is of a retail sales sample and fans should "look forward to some very exciting news in June." Yesssss.
ORIGINAL POST, FEB. 28, 9:30 A.M.: The marriage of Girl Scout cookies and practically anything is a welcomed one, so let's all get excited about this together: A THIN MINTS CANDY BAR! Gimme-gimme-gimme.
Unfortunately, we don't know where this chocolatey wonder exists. A Reddit user posted a photo
of the Nestle Crunch limited-edition flavor, but nobody can find any other mention of it on the internet.
Sigh. Until we get to the bottom of this, we're left with just plain ol' cookies.
Ah well, we'll take 'em.