How buffalo wings became a Super Bowl staple, I'm not sure. I mean, they're messy and you're sitting on other people's couches and there's spontaneous high-fiving! You people probably run with scissors, too.
For the more OCD game-watchers among us, here's a video that shows you how to eat a chicken wing with one hand. It's a cleaner, more efficient technique that keeps your beer hand free. Game on.