Taco Bell Crime of the Week: Drunk Man Arrested for Stealing Order!

​Lufkin, Texas, might be one of the greatest city names in the United States, right up there with Walla Walla and Jim Thorpe, but it's also the site of this week's crime--a drunk guy stealing someone else's order. Because the Bell is SO expensive . . .
Here's the play-by-play:

A Lufkin man is arrested for public intoxication after he allegedly tried to steal food from a customer at a local restaurant.

The Lufkin Police report said on Thursday night, Joshua Dewayne Turner, of Lufkin, was inside the Taco Bell Restaurant on North Timberland Drive, when an employee placed a food order on the counter.

Turner allegedly took the food before the customer did and walked off.

Turner was arrested and charged with public intoxication.

He was booked into the Angelina County Jail and released on Friday morning.