This Website Tells You Where the Fuck You Should Go for Drinks
The spiffy website wherethefuckshouldigofordrinks.com answers that fucking question.
Type in your location and, well, there you fucking go. If it gives you, say, Piece Street Annex, and you're not a frat boy or cougar, you can click to the next pick.
Genius. Now, if you're wondering what the fuck you should make for dinner, there's a site for that, too.