'Tis the season for weird nativity scenes! Hungry believers 'round the internet are celebrating the birth of Jesus birth with food replicas of that Bethlehem night. Sacrilegious or sacrilicious?
1. Spam Jesus
A meat that, for reasons unknown to man, lasts for eternity.
2. Cured Meat Jesus
And they came bearing gifts of gold, frankfurters and myrrh.
3. Jesus in a Blanket
These were meant to be little mummies (cute!), but someone on Pinterest suggested making them as baby Jesuses swaddled in blankets, so we're going with that.
4. Cheese Jesus
Or, as we prefer, Cheesus.
5. Butter Jesus
If you eat this whole thing, you better pray.