Arnold Palmer Approves Alcoholic Version of Arnold Palmer Drink--Arnold Palmer HARD

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It's my chica who enjoys Arnold Palmers, the mixture of half-lemonade, half-iced tea that's the favorite of bland types everywhere looking to spice up their lives. It's me who likes Arnold Palmer, the legendary golfer who brought golf to the masses. And now we can enjoy Arnold Palmer as one, with the recent news that the golfer has approved Arnold Palmer Hard--not some hilarious parody put out by Brazzers, but an alcoholic version of his eponymous drink.
It's no John Daly--an Arnold Palmer Hard is a malt beverage with just 5 percent alcohol. It's not available in California just yet, instead existing in those arbiters of alcohol known as Arizona, Hawaii, Illinois, Indiana, Kentucky, Massachusetts, Michigan, Nevada, New Mexico, New York, North Dakota, Ohio, Oregon and Pennsylvania. Any of you gentle readers live there? Let us know how it tastes!

Will it be as famous as the Tiger Woods cock shot? Wait--that was Anthony Weiner ...

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kim.alford39
kim.alford39

We love the drink but, have found debris and a dead fly floating in the bottles...yuk!!!

Dbradley
Dbradley

Shit is delicious, no heartburn, tall boy can per five minutes

gametruthordare
gametruthordare

I wonder if this does not violate the pre-packaged thing caffeine + alcohol. Ie, 5% is nothing and there is probably a sentence of caffeine, but no less interesting. I love Arnold Plamers with tea over ice cream and lemonade 80% share of 20%.Games for Adults

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digkv
digkv

Wonder if this violates the no pre-packaged caffeine+alcohol thing. I mean, 5% is nothing and there's probably barely any caffeine but it's interesting nonetheless.  I myself love Arnold Plamers, though more with an 80% iced tea and 20% lemonade ratio. 

909Jeff
909Jeff

Arnold Palmer Hard....

Not in the last 30 years! 

Sorry I had to! 

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