Accused Penis Chopper Likely Poisoned Husband With Tofu
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The victim said Kieu prepared tofu for dinner. "The victim remembers the food tasting 'metallic.'"Kieu asked the victim if he wanted seconds and he said no. After dinner, the man felt tired and went to bed about 9 p.m. He awoke to find Kieu tying his right wrist, and pulling off his clothes.He alleges she grabbed his penis and "with one swift motion, she severed it."
"Ugh. This story is soy awful.""This wasn't just the result of a a tempeh tantrum.""Seitan made her do it!""Coq al vin seemed too suspicious a last meal.""If the night's going to end meat-free, it might as well begin that way."