Dueling Dishes: Battle Beignets!

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Jazz Kitchen Express beignets

Anne Marie's post on Cafe Du Monde's beignet mix got me all misty-eyed for that New Orleans institution. While it's not that difficult to make your own at home, you might not feel like heating up a big vat of oil for a weekend brunch. Otherwise, we'd have a whole lot more people frying up doughnuts at home. So for those like me who want the easy way out, for this week's duel, we compare ready-made beignets from Ralph Brennan's Jazz Kitchen Express in Downtown Disney and a brand-new bánh mi shop called Lynda Sandwich.

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Time to make the doughnuts...
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The keys to good beignets? Perfectly risen dough fried to order. At Jazz Kitchen Express, fresh, soft dough is rolled out by hand on a marble bench, then doubled over itself to form two, thin layers, creating a hollow void between them when fried. It's one of the signature menu items that's made continually throughout the day, until it closes at 10 p.m.

Since Ralph Brennan's Jazz Kitchen is owned by a New Orleans restaurant family, you can expect the beignets served are the real deal. They're the traditional size and shape, and the sweet dough has the right flavor profile.

But honestly? Even though the pastry chefs are doing things just as they might in New Orleans, the beignets are okay at best. They're not as light as they can be, and they don't always form a hollow pocket inside, both of which hint at inadequate proofing of the dough. They're more than a little greasy, which indicates the fry oil isn't hot enough.

When nearly three dozen large pieces of dough crowd the fryer at once, the oil naturally drops in temperature. The nonstop production at Jazz Kitchen Express ensures freshness on the one hand, but the equally nonstop demand might compromise quality control.

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Triangle beignets with powdered sugar at Lynda Sandwich

In many ways, the beignets from Lynda Sandwich are all wrong. They're much smaller than tradition demands and come in triangles or strips instead of larger, pillow-shaped rectangles. And yet, they're so much better for their wrongness.

Pop-singing husband-and-wife duo Lynda Trang Dai and Tommy Ngo opened their bánh mi shop two months ago, and they feature beignets on the menu simply because they love them. The love shows in the willingness to cast aside the Cafe du Monde archetype, which are a little too big and doughy in the middle. By making them bite-sized, Lynda's beignets have a better ratio of toasty crust to doughy center, and the acute-angled corners of the triangle fry up almost crunchy--a great contrasting texture. The well-proofed triangles puff up hollow and airy, making it easy to eat one after another without that pesky bloated feeling. Makes me one feel less guilty for eating a whole order solo.

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Strip beignets with honey glaze
But perhaps you prefer your beignets more doughy in the middle instead of hollow? The finger-sized strips fill that need. Too narrow to puff up in the middle, they retain a satisfyingly soft-chewy texture compared to the triangles. Both shapes can be flavored with the traditional powdered sugar, a cinnamon sugar or a honey glaze.

Rather than the continuous-production modus operandi of Jazz Kitchen Express, Lynda Sandwich fries your beignets to order, which took 10 minutes on a relatively slow night. When they came out, they were not at all greasy because the oil was allowed to heat up to the correct temperature. As business picks up for this new kitchen, your order might take even longer, but it's worth the wait. Sip on some strong, dark-roasted Vietnamese coffee, marvel at the wall full of beautiful celebrities' autographed head shots, and chillax.

They might be newbie restaurant owners, but Lynda and Tommy easily beat the restaurant-veteran Brennan family at this week's duel. They also make top-tier bánh mì, croissants and pâté chaud, so watch this blog for an upcoming review of the restaurant. For now, Lynda Sandwich wins Battle Beignets

Lynda Sandwich, 15380 Beach Blvd., Ste. B., Westminster, (714) 898-5400.

Ralph
Brennan's Jazz Kitchen Express, 1590 S. Disneyland Dr., Anaheim, (714) 776-5200; www.rbjazzkitchen.com.

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JB
JB

Hot beignets are one of the few edibles that really *are* better than sex, to quote that overused phrase.

Professor, between barbecue, bagels, beignets, etc., I want to share a table with you if you're ever eating your last meal on death row.

S. Britchky
S. Britchky

The next time you're in New Orleans try the Morning Call in a Metairie strip mall, instead of Café du Monde. You'll find equally good beignets and coffee, a neighborhood feeling with many fewer tourists, and a large, walk-in newspaper stand next door with papers from all over creation. Café du Monde does have that great French Quarter setting -- it's a must for first-time visitors -- and, the last time I was there, some outstandingly cute Vietnamese waitresses. I've decided to cook up some home-recipe beignets this weekend, so I'd better start calling around for waitresses right now.

Shuji Sakai
Shuji Sakai

Thanks, Britchky. I'll keep it mind for the next trip to NO, whenever that is...

meatpocolypse
meatpocolypse

I prefer staying closer to home for my beignet's.

Lily's Bakery on Blosa just south of Brookhurts. And, as I am kind of a dick, if they don't look fresh I will ask them to make fresh ones . . . I say, please.

Shuji Sakai
Shuji Sakai

Lily's is one of three places that I didn't consider for this story. Another is Opah, whose beignets are inedibly bad.

The Beachcomber in Crystal Cover is another, but not because the beignets themselves are good / bad. It's a breakfast-only item, and I'm just not willing to schelp down there early enough on a weekend, park a mile away THEN wait an hour for a table to clear even before I have a chance to order beignets. I'm just not going to play that game. Beachcomber: make them an all-day item if you're that confident in your beignet skills!

For those that don't know about it, Lily's Bakery makes an ok beignet, but they sit under a heat lamp for who knows how long. Are they accommodating when you ask for a fresh batch?

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