Paula Deen Wants to Massage Your Butt

Courtesy of John Trussell
Rule 34 says that if it exists, there is porn of it.

Paula Deen's food exists.

This, seen in a kitchen store in New Hampshire, is not helping. It's a dry seasoning for pork butts, and that's definitely not helping.

Allow us to suggest ideas for similar items destined for other popular cuts of meat: (Chicken) Breast Rub, (Beef) Loin Fondle, Rack (of Lamb) Frottage, and Goose Goose.

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