INFOGRAPHIC: 10 Things You Should Know About Flamin' Hot Cheetos

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I began eating Flamin' Hot Cheetos in high school, scarfing down bags until my lips were as purple-red as its distinctive tint and my palms looked as if I had just suffered stigmata. I rarely eat them anymore but have marveled at how the chips have exploded in America--a stoner obsession, a kiddie phenomenon on the level of SpongeBob, and as grave a threat to adolescents for busybodies as Four Loko.

After the jump is an infographic outlining the essentials of the snack: the good, the bad and the, um, vagina-related. . . .


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warlordbionicle
warlordbionicle

Now the Drug situation in these chips that i love and have not had in almost half a year, It may be true because for a past hour after eating a bag of them i cannot stop laughing. I do not normally Start laughing at random like this. i am on zolof also so i beleive it is reacting to my zolof. Its kinda fun though in a way.

Puromotaman
Puromotaman

Try lighting one with a lighter, they burn like a tire. There is a You Tube Video in spanish about it. Saludos

Jesse Jay from East LA
Jesse Jay from East LA

The best way to eat them is the way the ice cream vendors in East LA do them up. They open the top of the bag and pour in nacho cheese sauce. You eat them with a spoon. The yellow cheese and red Cheetos meld into an orange glob of goodness well worth the later indigestion. 

Ggg
Ggg

I ate a bag last night and woke up with the most insane nautious feeling ever, I can taste acid in my stomache coming up and wanting me to throw up which im tryinfg not too.. Hot cheetos are horrible and I recommened everyone stays away from them.

Tessa The Barrel Racer
Tessa The Barrel Racer

I've been eating hot cheetos for about 7 years. They're so good! The spicyness doesn't bug me anymore, it's like i'm immune now. I remember my friends and I would bring bags into class and eat them secretly, or get worked up because a friend brought some to school. They definitely ARE addictive :)  But I love dem

noeslowy
noeslowy

Hot cheetos are better then sex!!!!!!

Akdragonknight2
Akdragonknight2

lol i am eating some right now and i got used to the spiciness, now i can accidently eat a whole bag and feel like i am eating ice cream with stil lthe good taste

Abraham
Abraham

actually i eat the big bags and section the amounts but it kills me to not eat them i ate them ever since i was like 3 and the peppers dont affect my tongue any more and my doctor never sees anything wrong i am lucky( maybe because i am asian) and if some are asking i am skinny

Billy&Roxxi..Adams
Billy&Roxxi..Adams

personally hot cheetos are still the bomb...and what are takis i've never heard of them...pretty cool thought..def not a waste of my time..i guess i just find it more interesting than others!!

Donmiguel1
Donmiguel1

Vaginal flavored Flaming Hot Cheetos !!!, where is the marketing dept?

DanGarion
DanGarion

Flamin Hot Cheetos have nothing on Takis!

Andrew
Andrew

Wow. I just wasted 5 minutes of my life reading that.

sonia
sonia

takis seem to be the newest trend of spicy chips! i feel they taste better than hot cheetos. i wonder what history takis hold?

digkv
digkv

I didn't realize flamin' hot cheetos was so old. I'm addicted to the cheetos and the flamin' hot fries as well, such crazy addictive things. And that graphic of the cheeto in the toilet bowl is kinda gross, didn't realize til now how poop shaped cheetos were.

Reverend Justito
Reverend Justito

I miss Flamin' Hot Doritos. They had them long before Cheetos went Flamin' Hot.

Johnz86
Johnz86

Haha ya weak...haveyiu try the new jot cheetos....xxxxxxhot.

AJ
AJ

That seriously took you 5 minutes? Hahaha

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