Eat Here, Not There: Sausage Muffins

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But the cheese isn't even melted on this McDonald's sandwich! Meh!
The Golden Arches. Even those who profess to hate it fall prey to its addictive breakfasts. The Deluxe Breakfast, the Egg McMuffin, and the most evil, habit-forming nemesis of all, the Sausage McMuffin With Egg.

It's a pretty simple recipe when it comes down to it: an egg with breakfast sausage, a slice of cheese, and an English muffin. Yet somehow when other places try to do it, they don't get it right. The biggest problem is the egg being too large for the muffin; with regards to the sausage, it's always too small for the muffin, or places have decided to make the offerings too bourgeois, using fancy sausage. The cheese has to be melted to the bun, or it doesn't work, and the bun has to be toothsome and flavorful at the same time.
The shining light of sausage muffins, the place that has ousted McDonalds for a small-but-growing segment of Central Orange County worker bees, is located in an unlikely strip mall in a completely anonymous, typical office park.

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Choco-Latte (like the Spanish word for chocolate, get it?) is a Korean-owned coffeeshop that serves bagels from who-knows-where, various sandwiches and a long list of espresso drinks. While the bagel makes a good and more calorically dense sandwich, the muffin is the better choice. They've found containers to cook the eggs that just barely contain the muffin and the sausage, so when the eggs are ready, they tump the sausage and half the muffin on top, then flip it out onto the board, add cheese and the other half of the muffin, and wrap it up so the cheese melts while you carry it.

The sandwich is, sadly, not cheap: $3.15, while a similar sandwich at McDonalds clocks in at a little less than two bucks. But when it comes to not supporting a company that enrages gastronomes worldwide so much that spittle flecks their righteously indignant cheeks, maybe it's worth it.

Choco-Latte, 840 The City Dr. S., Ste. J, Orange, (714) 663-8144.

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Jimmy The Geek
Jimmy The Geek

When I'm starving in the wee hours before any good places are open, I'll stop at McD's for (nowadays) decent coffee and the sausage and egg "burrito." Get two, three, or four -- they're skinny little buggers, but tasty and hit the spot in, say, Barstow on the way back from Vegas.

cBc
cBc

eh, the Starbucks version is "o-k", but it's reheated texture is evident & the muffin is usually tough to chew and dried out..Sorry but for me Mickey Dee's is The One, with a Hash Brown tucked inside for extra..er.. vitamins.Yeah...that's it!

MayhemInTheHood
MayhemInTheHood

I tell ya, those little coffee/donut shops can surprise you. I've had a good sausage muffin at a few unlikely shops here in OC. Like one right by my work, Station Donuts, in Yorba Linda. Great sausage muffins. They also do a good ham or turkey bagel sandwich type thingy, as well.

michellewoo
michellewoo

Starbucks has a pretty good sausage muffin, but I think it costs even more than the one at Choco-Latte. The Sausage McMuffin, however, is perfection.

MayhemInTheHood
MayhemInTheHood

Agree on the Starbucks ones. They are pretty damn good, too. They even do that somewhat healthier option, with egg white and turkey bacon or whatever.

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