Taco Bell Crime of the Week: Dine, Then Ditch Detention!

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Has it been long enough after a tragedy to start ridiculing Arizona again as one of the nation's capitals for bizarre news, especially its law enforcement. Seriously: How inattentive must a sheriff's deputy be to take an inmate to a Taco Bell, then let him escape?

From Globe, Arizona:

A Gila County inmate went missing Tuesday afternoon after fleeing a Taco Bell in Globe, authorities said.

The inmate, 24-year-old Roy Reyes, was at a Taco Bell on the east side of Globe with two Gila County sheriff's employees when he disappeared, Sheriff John Armer said.

Reyes was serving as a county-jail trustee on a maintenance detail, Armer said.



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Johnny
Johnny

Maybe this column would best be utilized as a monthly item? I think it loses it's charm as a weekly item. We get there tends to be more petty theft and crime at lower income type establishments like Taco Bell, McDonalds, Del Taco and etc.it's really not that shocking or interesting as a weekly piece.

nun of that
nun of that

gustavo, OC's cuisine specialty is bleeding heart hedonism. As for insight into the pressing issues of the day, I look to gustavo's unique fusion of agenda themed fiction passed off as fact mixed with his food preferences.

gustavoarellano
gustavoarellano

A new troll with no point to make other than their admiration for me--hooray!

nun of that
nun of that

gustavo, just add an op at the end of troll and U just named your mother

gustavoarellano
gustavoarellano

BURN! Keep up your onanism over me--pretty gross, but somewhat flattering!

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Parley Baer
Parley Baer

"I think it's been long enough after tragedy to start ridiculing Arizona ...."

Yeah, that nine-year-old girl has been dead a week. The hole in her family’s heart must have healed by now. Or maybe you don’t care, reasoning that your story about the prisoner escape at Taco Bell is so wild-assed hilarious that it's worth erring on the side of humor. But since you could have added this piece to your Taco Bell collection without bringing up the lunatic murders in Tucson, I’m wondering if you’re trying to use the tragedy for some political purpose -- “bizarre” cops, can’t hang onto a prisoner or protect a Congresswoman, how can they enforce the new immigration law properly? ... Nah, you couldn’t be that contemptible.

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