Yorba Linda Chick-fil-A To Give Away Free Meals For A Year & Cow Superheroes!
So if you are one of those who can fathom actually doing it, know this: when they fling open the doors at 6 a.m. on Wednesday, January 13th, you need to be within the first hundred bodies in order to get the voucher for a meal a week for 52 weeks. If you're the 101st, you get nothing...maybe pity.
In any case, I'm near too many Chick-fil-A's to think that another Chick-fil-A is cause to celebrate. So why am I bothering to write this post? Well, back in the halcyon days of 2004, when they opened their first O.C. outlet at the Irvine Marketplace, I got this Cow Superheroes calendar, which I cherish to this day.
Featuring such bovine crime-fighters as Kowraté and The Gristle Missile, it was 12-pun-filled months of cow hilarity. As Gary Larson proved in The Far Side: cows are funny.
Every day that year, you'd see me grinning in my cube when I glance at it. To see these cattle posed in ridiculous scenarios and dressed in tights brightened even the darkest of days. Photoshop has never been used for a nobler purpose.
So you can have your year's worth of free meals. This calendar, I'm keeping forever.
Here are two sample pages.