Taco Bell Crime of the Week!

​I think my column comes out in Greenville, North Carolina. Can't say much about the place other that either the reporter who wrote this is lazy, the police not forthcoming with info, or something else is up. I choose the middle option. How can you take a report on a robbery and not reveal how many people robbed a restaurant? And if you blacked out the info? WEAK. Seriously, PD: this ain't the the fucking Da Vinci Code.

Anyhoo, the tale of the tape:

An armed robbery was reported Sunday night at Taco Bell, 649 S. Memorial Drive, according to a Greenville Police Department report.

The incident happened shortly after 7:30 p.m.

The report didn't state how many assailants were involved or what type of weapon was used. Less than $225 was taken.