Foodie Gift Ripoff: Lightsaber Chopsticks
Why, you ask?
For ¥2900 (about $33), I expect my lightsaber chopsticks to actually, you know, light up. And it would be nice if they made the cool electronic swooping sound as I ate my sushi. Or if they cut the heads off the live sweet shrimp I'm eating so that my itamae can deep-fry them for me.
Alas, they're just pieces of colored plastic that have been marked up obscenely. Someday someone will make food-safe lightsaber chopsticks dignes du nom and that will be a red-letter day for geeks and otaku the world over.
UPDATE: They're only $12.99 here. And yet, somehow, they're still an incredibly bad value.
(Thanks to fellow geek and food lover @wedgex for the tipoff on the ripoff.)