Mattern Sausage Gets Big Endorsement from Porn Star Joanna Angel For, Um...

​While the WorldNutDaily nation gets riled up over photos in Heeb magazine showing Roseanne Barr dressed as a homemaker Hitler who whipped up a fresh batch of burnt Jews, the funniest article in the Jewish satire rag's latest issue is porn star Joanna Angel--star of masterpieces such as Cum On My Tattoo, Tristan Taormino's House of Ass, and Re-Penetrator--ranking German sausages not for their taste but for their ability to double as an, um, man meat.

Among the entries was the smoked bratwurst from none other than Orange's beloved Mattern Sausage. Angel's thoughts? "Its curved shape was good for hitting my G-spot and, because it was a smooth surface, it was also great in my ass." What makes me think this article (not available online) won't make Mattern's walls?