Slidebar Cafe to Host John & Ken Rally

This ain't News of the Weird: KFI-AM 640 megamouths John & Ken will hold a mass tax revolt rally outside Slidebar Cafe in Fullerton this Saturday afternoon. Which begs the question: which of the Slidebar's owners holds the same populist-nativist politics as the two? The Lit guy who co-owns the bar, whose music is rancid but whose food at his place is surprisingly swell? Downtown Fullerton wizard Sean Francis, who's another owner? Both? Neither? Or do each hold some appreciation of The John and Ken Show like myself but can't stand the other parts? And, if so, which are the kosher and haram parts? Either way, expect history this Saturday afternoon. Everyone invited, but if you're a wab, better act like Lupe Moreno.

Slidebar Cafe, 122 E. Commonwealth Ave., Fullerton, (714) 871-7469. The rally starts at 3 p.m., but show up early!