Well, this week the housewives were pretty fucking boring. I mean, way more boring than usual. I know it's hard to be more pointless than they already are, but somehow they managed.
I really wonder what these women think when they get out of bed in the morning. Do they think their lives are somehow more important or relevant than others' simply because they are on television? It certainly seems that way, at least for some of them. Take Tamra for example. She is one shit-talking, self-obsessed, holier-than-thou beeotch if I have ever seen one.
Watching her is like watching myself in high school. Just look at her, walking around thinking she is such hot shit, making fun of the other housewives behind their backs, then hugging them and smiling to their faces. It is really disturbing, especially since she is 40 years old.
Just look at her behavior at the plastic surgery party this week. Yes, I said plastic surgery party. Seriously. Anyway, she was hanging out with Tammy, the only housewife I like because she is the least of the drama queens, and decides to see what other procedures the plastic surgeon-on-call thinks she might need. See, one of Tamra's biggest goals is “to look as hot as she can” because she is “the hottest housewife in Orange County.”
The doctor advises Tamra to get a brow lift because her eyes look tired, but she settles for more Botox instead.
“Maybe now I could find a 25-year-old like Quinn,” Tamra says in her bitchiest voice. Then Quinn walks in and Tamra hugs her like she wasn't just talking shit and they are the best of friends.
Then she goes on to poke fun at Jeana. “She’s 62, isn’t she?” Fucking bitch-face Tamra. Jeana is going through a divorce and she isn't even there to defend herself! Leave her alone!
Sweet redemption comes when the doctor sees Quinn and doesn’t recommend any surgery for her. Quinn believes that this is because she looks so young. Riiiight. . .but in yo face Tamra!
See, Tamra is on the five-year program. “Every five years tweak I something,” she gloats. Try tweaking your maturity level. You aren't in high school anymore. Grow up. It will be a whole lot cheaper than those bags of silicone you've had implanted in your chest.
After her consultation with the surgeon, Quinn is feeling pretty good about herself and decides to go on a lunch date with her golf pro, Billy. They go to a fondue restaurant and Billy orders a plate of wild, gamy meat to dip into the hot oil.
Quinn notices this and decides to make a saucy comment on the order. “I could do the wild thing and go wild all night long if you wanted to,” she says—in front of the waitress. Awkward.
Quinn decides to break the uncomfortable silence she has just caused by asking Billy if he will be her boyfriend. He declines to answer. It is pretty bad. Jesus? Can you help your friend out please?
The rest of the episode consists of Lauri getting nipple tassels for her bridal shower, Vicki giving her new assistant a makeover (which turns out great, by the way) and Jeana complaining about how Vicki is the most difficult client she has ever had.
How many more episodes until one of them kills herself? No one knows? All right. I'll wait.
January 15, 2008 12:59
I agree with everything you said. Oh, and I hate Quinn. Too desperate and pathetic for my taste.
January 15, 2008 17:00
Quinn's cleavage is like an underwater ravine and her 26 year old douche bag obviously just wants to be on tv. If you looked closely you could see that his house had no books on the book shelves and no appliances in the kitchen. I think he may have crashed a house for sale. I'm sure they brought Quinn in for laughs because Cougars are hot. Quinn looks like a Grandma. And please, death to Vicki and her scary face!
January 16, 2008 08:05
I watch this show becaues it like "a train-wreak".
Lauri is a gold-digging bitch. Whenever is she descirbes her love for George it is never anything deep or sincere (she is uncapable of that), it is alway about his money; "my new car, isn't he the greatest!" Or, george is writing all the checks for my dream wedding! She is only thankfull that she is once again "O.C. royality" Other shallow quotes you may remember; "look at this kitchen" "they will put our initails with roses on the hedges" or whatever she said. She spoils her youngest at the sametime her poor son whom is barely 17, she throws out on the street and talks about him with nothing but hate and then bitches about how he betrayed her by moving in with George ex, the poor kid was probably desperate to not be homeless while she spends George's money faster that a drunken cowboy!!! Having a mother like her the poor kid doesn't do ENOUGH DRUGS!
Vicki; I hate her like poison! She looks like Miss Piggy having a bad day. She drinks like the strung out whore that she is, while telling her loser of a lazy son to slow down as she throws down another shot. Her poor husband only wants to spend more time with her (she should be kissing the ground he walks on, I don't know how anyone would want be around her!!! She speaks about how religous she is (and how her daughter (that she won't let her take a piss without her up her ass) is doing the wrong thing by wanting to marry a mere "fire-fighter" and not a shallow ass with a lot of money! She is neutrotic, shallow and dresses like a throw back slut from the 80's.
I like her daughter but hate her shallow, lazy son whom needs to come out of the closet, which would be the greatest epidode ever!
Quinn, how did this ugly bitch get on the show. See probably fucks that Billy nine-ways-till-Sunday and then complains that it is a sin to have sex unless married. Forces her religon on him and can't forgive him for believing in Darwin's theory instead of her's in which God made everything in what? Seven days? She thinks she is hot but she is cold dog shit. Her grandma boobs flapping in the wind her ugly face with once again 80's bad make-up job, is CODO decades behind the rest of the world with thier fashion?
Jeanna is the only one I can stand but she is wrong in thinking that Vicki will always be her friend because if she doesn't do what Vicki wants she will probably sue her or hunt her down and kill her. Jeanna's son Slade is an arrogant pig and he picks on his younger brother so badly that he stutters and shakes like a nervous sqirrel.
I can't believe I watch this show and know so much about these whores, I need to get a life!!
Well I will step off now and take my dogs to the park.
Just one more thing I hate Slade more than all the others put together I wish so much they put him back on the show. He makes me sick with his earth killing Hummer that he drives around in, he is more controlling then Vicki could ever be and Jo is lucky she dodged that bullet. All the money that Slade has (he has to store his ugly belongings in Vicki's old house) and Jo couldn't stand him enough to put up with his shit, smart girl. At 25 she is more mature than most everyone else that was on the show!
Well thanks for me putting my two sense in, it's been fun.
Shell
March 19, 2008 00:22
You ladies are all just JEALOUS BITCHES! Get over it, you fat asses