One's PETA, the Other's Pitiful (Navel Gazing)

Congrats to PETA Vice President (and Costa Mesa' own) Dan Mathews, whom Out Magazine named the 37th-most powerful gay in America earlier this month in its annual list of America's 50 most powerful gays. Buy Mathews' memoir, Committed: A Rabble-Rouser's Memoir, today. Congrats of a different sort are in order for Anaheim-reared Dustin "Screech from Saved by the Bell" Diamond, whom the Boston Phoenix deemed the 28th-most unsexiest man in America this week; he finished just above J-Lo's uglier half Marc Anthony and right below Mr. Blackwell. The Phoenix was harsh on Screech, describing him as a "shockingly deviant, cretinous former child star," but we're sure Screech doesn't care: the man is too busy scamming fans again.

G.Jones says:
April 16, 2007 08:04

"most unsexiest?" Look out, Gustavo, someone's going to ask who your journalism teacher is again.

Mateo says:
April 16, 2007 11:04

I think someone in OC needs to do a Dan Mathews cover profile before some other nearby pub publishes its own.

Gustavo Arellano says:
April 16, 2007 20:04

Gila: That's what I get for posting while watching America's Next Top Model. Mateo: We wrote our cover profile two years ago; we'd run an excerpt but Mathews' contact left for that nearby pub.