Just in Time for the Holidays: Secondhand Porn Under, On and Above Ground

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Monica Hesse has an interesting story in today's Washington Post on ​a new breach of etiquette sweeping this great land of ours: the secondhand porn that travelers are subjected to as they, well, sweep across this great land of ours.

Move Over, George Foreman: Here Comes Mr. T, Fools!


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You know it's a sad day in America when outside commercial interests horn in on the resurrection of an iconic television attraction. This, of course, is a reference to the upcoming movie The A-Team and the new infomercial starring Mr. T, who was B.A. Baracus on TV's The A-Team from 1983-87.

That's right: How dare Hollywood foist unrelenting hype for its commercial movie production at the same time Mr. T is lapping up glory from his turn as today's answer to George Foreman and his grill?

Heath Insurance or Bust: Why You Might Want to Think Twice About Relying on that Student Health Plan

 
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They are nicknamed the "Young Invincibles." Thus tagged by the health insurance industry, they are the demographic of strapping 19- to 29-year-olds who, at 13.7 million strong, constitute the largest group of uninsured in America. Among the least likely to be able to afford coverage, Young Invincibles are more likely not to buy insurance for another reason: it simply has not crossed their minds.

But what happens when an uninsured student's blurry vision is suddenly diagnosed to be the onset of permanent blindness? 

Debut Season of TV Musical Comedy "Glee" Already DVD Bound

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In what must be one of the fastest-ever turnarounds of a first TV season to a DVD set of the same, Twentieth Century Fox Home Entertainment has announced Glee Season 1: Road to Sectionals will be on store shelves or available online beginning Dec. 29.

Currently in the middle of that debut season on Fox (shown locally Wednesdays at 9 p.m. on KTTV Fox 11), the engaging musical comedy program that follows a Spanish teacher (Matthew Morrison, standing in the center above) leading a group of talented-but-damaged student outcasts--or "gleeks"--to the high school glee club sectionals.

It seems to be loosely based on the early days of Orange County High School of the Arts, back when it first formed in the mid-1990s at Los Alamitos High School and before it moved to its current location in downtown Santa Ana. That's ironic considering Morrison attended the early OCHSA.

TV Reporter Wrangles "Cannabis Cowboys" Tonight

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John Larson accompanied Campaign Against Marijuana Planting (C.A.M.P.) strike forces as they descended on illegal marijuana farms in Riverside County--and damn if he didn't have a camera crew along with him.  

See, Larson is a correspondent with the KCET/Channel 28 program SoCal Connected, which is airing his footage from the 36-hour C.A.M.P sting operation. The "Cannabis Cowboys" segment airs at 8 tonight.

 

Is Obama Our Nixon and Fox News Our New York Times?

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Is Barack Obama this generation's disgraced Orange County favorite son Richard Nixon?

And does that make Fox News the Dick-era equivalent of the Pentagon Papers-publishing New York Times?

Well, Bebe Rebozo, see if you can follow the bouncing twisted-logic ball . . .

2009 Postseason Throwdown: For the Love of Weave

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With this being "Best of OC 2009" week all over ocweekly.com (and in those old-timey newsracks), and Angels hurler Jered Weaver scheduled to take the mound for tonight's game 2 of the American League Division Series against the Boston Red Sox, it's appropriate to revisit Weave's appearance in "Best of OC 2008." 
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Heck, if he isn't at the ballpark yet, you might even catch him wiping the crumbs off his chin from the California turkey sandwich he devoured at Hector's Subs in Long Beach or begging that the river be the Jack of Clubs at the Hawaiian Gardens casino.

But whatever you do, tread gently lest you have a burning desire to be branded the goat who jinxed Weaver's pre-game rituals.

Meanwhile, should you feel brisk gusts coming from the direction of Anaheim tonight, let's hope they have not been produced by Santa Anas but Boston bats whiffing at whatever Jered and the 'pen throw at the Sox. Of course, meteorologists will tell you there's always a 90 percent chance such windpower was derived from Vlady's wild swings.

As for our competition crying in their overpriced beers in Beantown, their strategy to reverse their fortunes apparently involves hiring a witch doctor to soak Weaver's jersey in chicken blood--something they admittedly should have done before Thursday night to Torii Hunter's.

Ah, Bostonians and their quaint little local customs.

Breaking News Shocker: Gretchen Rossi Will Not Get a Boob Job

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These Real Housewives' are real!
​Fox News has just broken this jaw-dropping exclusive:

Gretchen Rossi will not get a boob job.

REPEAT: NO NEW BOOBS FOR GRETCHEN ROSSI!

Oh, the humanity!

Seriously, what happened to humanity?

Not Another Crappy Orange County Teen Reality Show . . . Oh, Wait, Yes It Is

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Poor? What you talking about, Seth?
Can you smell that?

No, not the smoke from the inland wildfire of the week. That other, more ghastly odor. Go ahead, take a big whiff.

SNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNORT!

That, dear friends, is the smell of another lame TV show focusing on Orange County teens.

"WEALTHY TEENS: Has the recession affected your lavish lifestyle?" is the title of a Craigslist ad from Cast Iron Productions, and if you think Clockwork is making up the questions after the jump, well, you should know our imagination is not so good . . .

The Top 10 Changes to "The Late Show" in Light of the David Letterman Scandal

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​10) "Stump the Band" now brought to you by Cialis.

9) Green room double padlocked when Hollywood starlets are inside.

8) While promoting the new season of The Girls Next Door, a creepy old man who bangs much younger women will be in one chair and Hugh Hefner will be in the other.

7) G Love and Special Sauce no longer just a musical guest.

6) Special audience seating for grand jury members.

Film Exposes Locals to WWI American Soldiers Known as the Polar Bears

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Dr. Peter Karpawhich, a Detroit area physician, plays a Bolshevik lieutenant firing a pistol at American soldiers as another re-enactor takes aim in waist-deep snow in "Voices of a Never Ending Dawn."
Voices of a Never Ending Dawn, a documentary on the 5,500 young American soldiers who were unexpectedly chosen to fight the first Communists in Northern Russia while the rest of World War I was being waged in France in other parts of Europe, makes its West Coast premiere Wednesday at Chapman University's film school.

It's the latest project from filmmaker Pamela Peak, whose award-winning documentary Colorblind airs on the public television stations KOCE/Channel 50 of Huntington Beach and KCET/Channel 28 of Los Angeles.

2009 Postseason Throwdown: Top 11 Moments From Angels AL West Victory Celebration

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Nothing more can be said about the Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim's dominating 11-0 shutout of the Texas Rangers last night to win the American League West crown. The offense, defense and especially Ervin Santana's pitching were of a caliber one would expect from a World Series-bound team. So, let's instead relish the top 11 moments from the Halos' victory celebration . . . while we don't have to think about Boston. Yet.

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1) Champagne-, beer- and milk (?)-drenched Angels players jogging out to center field and lovingly tapping the memorial to Nick Adenhart, the rookie pitcher who died in a tragic car accident along with two others after he won his first major league start for the ballclub. Reliever Brian Fuentes also poured victory juice over the Adenhart image's head like the kid's one of the American League West champs. He is.

2) Pitcher Sean O'Sullivan showing off a wide-array of dance moves in the plastic-covered clubhouse, including a tribal booty shake that had the black guys looking at each other saying "Damn!" and Fox Sports West announcer Bill MacDonald remarking, "That's 100 times better than Mark Madsen a few years ago with the Lakers when they had their celebration." 

3) Usually stoic manager Mike Scioscia's smiling widely as he watched O'Sullivan.

Neighbor Recalls Seeing Blonde at Duvall's Sacramento Home, Says She's Woman in Photo of Lobbyist: TV News Report

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A neighbor who lives two doors down from the Sacramento-area home owned by disgraced, now ex-Assemblyman Mike Duvall says on a local television station's website today that he saw a younger, blonde woman there at least six times and, when asked if she's the woman in a photograph of energy lobbyist Heidi De Jong Barsuglia, answered, "I would say, pretty much."

Duvall resigned from the Assembly last week after the Weekly's R. Scott Moxley and KCBS/KCAL TV's Dave Lopez broke the explosive details of the Yorba Linda Republican's open-mic confession of extra-marital relations that included spanking, oral sex with and ogling the underwear of two paid lobbyists, one of whom some media outlets have identified as Barsuglia.    

Facing possible ethics and criminal probes despite his resignation, the married father of two later amended his mea culpa to say his statement does not necessarily constitute an admission of guilt, calling his sexy talk to Assemblyman Jeff Miller (R-Mission Viejo) "inappropriate storytelling." In announcing it was launching its own probe, Sempra Energy indicated Barsuglia denied having an affair with Duvall and that the San Diego-based energy services company stands by its employees.

Move Over, Will Ferrell and Jon Lovitz

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After next season, Will Ferrell (who was born and raised in Irvine) and Jon Lovitz (who got a bachelor's degree from UCI) will not be the only Saturday Night Live alums with ties to Orange County's Stepford. Jezebel.com reports that former Irvine resident Nasim Pedrad is one of two women who will be added to next season's SNL cast--and she will be the 147-year-old show's first Iranian-American.
 
Along with the addition of Brooklyn comic Jenny Slate, Pedrad "brings the [male to female] ratio to 4:3-perhaps the best for women in SNL's 35-year history," Rachel Sklar writes on Mediaite. (Okay, so I was off on how old SNL is. Well, excuuuuuuuuse me!)

Piercing Through the Bill O'Reilly-Keith Olbermann Fued

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Perhaps the blood feud between Bill O'Reilly and Keith Olbermann can be resolved with a simple game of darts.

That's what an Israel-based graphic arts website seems to believe with the portraits it has bound for the cable TV blabbermouths who go head-to-head--and toe-to-toe--on Fox News and MSNBC respectively.

Octomom Cleans Up the Floor With Kate Gosselin

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Mom fight! Mom fight!

In last Wednesday's Fox TV "special" Octomom: The Incredible Unseen Footage, Nadya Suleman takes potshots at Jon & Kate Plus 8's Jon-less, down-on-her-luck Kate Gosselin.

"It's so staged," Octomom said of tabloid pictures of Gosselin in a bikini on the beach. "She's doing it to get people to take pictures of her. ... I feel like it's cheating [to get a tummy-tuck]. It's her choice. If she has enough money to fix herself, let her. I have a better shape, though. I'm sorry, no offense to her. I'm not as attention-seeking." 

The real smackdown came with the release of the national television ratings, and once again La Habra's biggest celebrity got the best of Gosselin.

Old Videotapes Never Die, They Just Start New On-Demand Revolutions

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Lucas Hilderbrand reels in our on-demand video culture.

The photo above of Lucas Hilderbrand, an associate professor of Film and Media Studies at UC Irvine and the subject of this week's cover story "Close to YouTube," was shot at Eddie Brandt's Saturday Matinee video store in North Hollywood

 

Given the state of flux in the video business these days, Hilderbrand says he was happy to see Eddie's "was actually renovating and the business seemed as busy as ever. That's because it has an amazing collection of videos that you can't get anywhere else. It's probably the best video store in the world."

 

Meanwhile, if you'd like to read what Hilderbrand writes about film instead of getting it through yours truly, go online and purchase the Spring/Summer 2009 edition of Millennium Film Journal 51: Experiments in Documentary. Among those you've read in OC Weekly who have contributed to previous editions of Millennium Film Journal are Ernest Hardy and J. Hoberman. Hilderbrand's piece is titled "Experiments in Documentary: Contradictions, Uncertainty, Change."

 

OC Reality TV Produces (At Least) 6 Who've Drawn Police Calls [UPDATED]

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Too much reality for Orange County law enforcement (clockwise from top left): Ryan Alexander Jenkins, Josh Waring, Renzo Gamboa, Dennis Rodman, Jason Wahler and Matt Keough.

UPDATED TO REFLECT MURDER CHARGE, CRIMINAL BATTERY COMPLAINT AGAINST JENKINS.

If anyone in Orange County with a Hispanic surname, baggy jeans and a tattoo can be branded "gang affiliated" and therefore subjected to a life as a suspect in any goddamn local crime, then why the hell can't scofflaws tied to reality TV shows suffer similar fates?

VH1 Dumps Reality Show With Contestant Who is "Person of Interest" in Jasmine Fiore's Murder

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"Megan Wants a Millionaire" . . . but not that badly.

VH1 announced today it is postponing any future airings of the reality show Megan Wants a Millionaire after contestant Ryan Alexander Jenkins was named a "person of interest" in the choking murder of Jasmine Fiore, the 28-year-old swimsuit model whose body was discovered stuffed into a suitcase and dumped into a Buena Park trash bin.

"Given the unfortunate circumstances, VH1 has postponed any future airings," the network said in a statement. "This is a tragic situation and our thoughts go out to the victim's family."

Raiders Football, OC Boosters Kick Off Tonight vs. Cowboys

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Larry "D-Fence" Garcia is ready for another season of Raiders football.
Yes, dear, the NFL is back already. The Oakland Raiders kick off the 2009-2010 preseason versus the Dallas Cowboys tonight from Oakland Coliseum in a preview of this year's Thanksgiving Day game. Live coverage begins at 7 p.m. on KTLA-Channel 5.

Despite their relative--ahem--differences in the win-loss columns in recent years, the Raiders always give the 'Boys a good fight.

This also kicks off a new season for the Raiders Boosters of Orange County, which gathers on game days at Larry's Pizza, 926 W. Orangethorpe Ave., Fullerton, (714) 871-3484. The eatery has added more high-definition, flat-screen televisions since last season for viewers' enjoyment.

It's best to wear silver and black inside, and Mr. "D-Fence" himself, Larry Garcia, will be on hand to pass out and accept Boosters membership applications. Members get new t-shirts, which should arrive in a couple more weeks, Garcia says. Paid members are also automatically entered into a drawing for a grand prize each season. This year, two tickets to sit in Oakland Coliseum's "Black Hole" for the Dec. 13 game against the Washington Redskins will be given away. For more membership details, call (714) 278-8922 or e-mail Larry.Garcia@alcoa.com.

Irvine-Based Toshiba Presents Boring vs. Normal Deathmatch


It took a most unusual campaign for advertising/public-relations/brand-identification firm Young & Rubicam Brands to convince fellow Irvine-based company Toshiba U.S. to jump back into advertising via television commercials after being absent from the airwaves for several years. The above ad from the just-launched Toshiba "Breakthrough" Campaign is trippy enough. But for a real dose of strange, check out another component of the campaign that pits the towns of Boring and Normal against one another. That would be Boring, Oregon (population 12,851 in 2000), and Normal, Illinois (45,386).

Among the contests in this burg vs. burg deathmatch: knuckle cracking . . .

Wilhite and MADD Get Support From Angels and "Ball Hawk"

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Before Friday evening's Angels game, Fox Sports Network carried a short video piece on Jon Wilhite visiting Angels Stadium followed by the young accident survivor joining his father on the Angels Live dais with play-by-play broadcaster Rory Markas.

Wilhite was the former Cal State Fullerton catcher who was in the car April 9 when Courtney Smith, Henry Pearson and Angels rookie pitcher Nick Adenhart were killed after an accident with a suspected drunken driver. Doctors say Wilhite suffered internal decapitation, but his struggle to recover apparently has not changed his upbeat and joking demeanor as witnessed in the Angels pregame.  

Could his sunny outlook also have something to do with Fullerton "ball hawk" John Witt taking up the anti-drunken driving cause?

Welcome to Agrestic, errrrr, Orange County

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When did Showtime's Weeds, which is set in Valencia or Calabasas or Santa Clarita or Stevenson Ranch or Gorman or wherever the hell it is, spring up in Orange County? It's sure seeming very Agrestic-like based on two police incidents mere hours apart Wednesday.

First, cops started going door-to-door in the 1100 block of East First Street in Tustin because someone had called saying marijuana was being grown and sold in the area. The odor led officers to a particular home around 9 a.m., and when they went inside they reportedly found 300 pot plants growing thanks to elaborate irrigation, lighting and atmosphere-control systems. Handguns and assault rifles were also found, and residents Jeremie Johnson, 35, and Otha Millner, 65, were booked at Orange County Jail on suspicion of marijuana cultivation and weapons charges.

Daily Show's Jon Stewart Eviscerates Birthers, Orly Taitz, Lou Dobbs and Especially Congressman John Campbell

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Man, oh man, the opening bit on last night's The Daily Show With Jon Stewart scored a direct hit on the nutbar birther movement, which pushes its hate screed that Barack Hussein Obama was not born in the U.S. and is unconstitutionally qualified to be president.

As you'll see above, host Jon Stewart takes aim in particular at Laguna Niguel's Orly Taitz, who has filed the unsuccessful lawsuits meant to torpedo Obama's presidency. Best line: You know, I think the lost Gabor sister is right. Wait, she's an attorney, a dentist and a real estate agent."

But Rep. John Campbell (R-Newport Beach), who is among the Republicans who have listened to the birthers by sponsoring legislation to require birth certificates from presidential candidates, fares even worse. After he is shown on Hardball With Chris Matthews saying "As far as I know" Obama is qualified to be president, Stewart says that's a way for politicians to appear in the mainstream while winking to the wack pack.

Best line of the bit: "I have no reason to believe Congressman Campbell spends his time surreptitiously giving out dollar tug jobs at the local rest stop. All I'm doing is introducing legislation to catch this motherf*&@er."

Sen. Tom Coburn Tries to Have His Obama-Birther Nutcake and Spit It Out, Too

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The birthers apparently won't leave CNN's Rick Sanchez alone. (Welcome to the club, bub). A day after exploiting their nutty cause to his noontime audience--again, welcome to the club, bub--he had U.S. Sen. Tom Coburn on his CNN Newsroom program today to explain how the Oklahoma Republican could support legislation born out of birther rants yet still claim he believes Barack Hussein Obama was born in Hawaii, is a legal citizen and is constitutionally qualified to be president of the United States.

Sanchez inferred that Coburn was pandering to the wingnuts and scoring political points against Obama. Coburn tried to counter-spin that the birther legislation is designed to bring people together and restore faith in the election system and that it has nothing to do with Obama and his birther-disputed birthplace. Sanchez didn't seem to buy it (nor, for a second straight day, did his MySpace followers).

In a discussion with a couple talking heads afterward, Sanchez conceded he is struggling with giving the unfounded birther story any more legs vs. the right of people to know the issue continues the rear its ugly head--notably now in the U.S. Congress.

Once again, welcome to the club, bub--with feeling! 

"Cannabis Planet" Takes Over Late Nights on KDOC TV

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Late nights on Irvine-based KDOC TV/Channel 56 famously featured right-wing wingnut Wally George's Hot Seat and, less famously, lifelong adolescent Poorman's various programs, is about to go to pot.

Cannabis Planet, a new weekly half-hour news show, premieres at midnight July 31 and will continue at that time Thursdays and Saturdays for 13 consecutive weeks. It will cover "the merits of the cannabis plant (medicinally, industrially, agriculturally), and the benefits this plant brings to planet earth, mankind and the United States," say producers.

The show is co-hosted by West Coast Cannabis Magazine publisher Ngaio Bealum and medical marijuana activist Sarah Diesel. Horticulturist and author Ed Rosenthal, who serves as resident cannabis expert, will provide weekly growing tips. But topics will extend beyond pot as medicine or hemp as an industrial product, focusing on music, entertainment and celebrity tie-ins to the wonder plant as well.

"We are very excited to be bringing the latest in cannabis news and information into millions of living room each week," says Brad Lane, the Cannabis Planet creator and executive producer. "The show will also be available on the Internet, but we think the information is important enough to be seen on television."

When his program airs on Thursdays, it follows Rod Serling's original The Twilight Zone, creating a solid stoner hour of television.

CNN's Rick Sanchez, Guests, Viewers vs. Obama Birther Wingnuts

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CNN's Rick Sanchez aired a story around noon Pacific time on what he characterized as a non-story: the growing "birthers" movement that claims President Barack Hussein Obama was not born in the U.S. and is, thus, constitutionally unqualified to be commander in chief.

You know, the non-story that OC Weekly has written and blogged about incessantly.

Sanchez showed video of a Republican congressman's recent speech before constituents getting taken over by birthers who wondered why their elected representative has not joined their crazy cause. The newsman was then joined by a representative of FactCheck.org and a conservative radio talk show host who both agreed the Obama birth certificate story is a non-story.

The radio shouter said if he was Obama's PR man, he'd have the president pause during one of his nationally televised addresses or press conferences to hold up his birth certificate and put the non-story to bed once and for all. But the FactCheck.org rep said Obama has already done that, and feeding the nutbars' fantasies does not seem very presidential.

Most following along on Sanchez's MySpace page seemed to agree with the FactChecker . . . 

Smoking Out Schwarzenegger, Stamping Out Prop. 8



Perhaps you've seen Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger's TV ad above for StandForCA.com, in which he vows not to raise taxes or otherwise solve California's budget mess on the backs of "Callyphonyans."

DMedia, the Irvine-based, Democrat-leaning, campaign-commercial makers Clockwork told you about here, has produced its own ad starring Da Gov, focusing on the budget mess and advocating Californians who should be spared pain from looming financial fixes. Needless to say, the DMedia spot for the Courage Campaign takes a decidedly different tact than StandForCA's: 



DMedia's been very busy indeed. That earlier post mentions the awards the firm won with its pro-Obama and anti-Mccain ads on behalf of OC-based TruthandHope.org. On Thursday, TruthandHope.org unveiled the first in a series of statewide ads produced by DMedia that seek to support the ground efforts of so many groups canvassing for marriage equality in California:

Wiley Speaks! On Keith Olbermann Naming Him "World's Worst Person"

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Well, guessed who showed up in the ol' email inbox, responding to MSNBC's Keith Olbermann naming him the "World's Worst Person"? It's First Southern Baptist Church in Buena Park pastor Wiley Drake, who drew the dubious distinction for saying he's prayed for the deaths of President Obama, George W. Bush, Bill Clinton and fellow pastor Rick Warren

Alas, the good reverend's reaction is short and, uh, brief:

"Olbermann is my new press secretary," types Drake. "I could not have bought that much press coverage. Thanks, Mr. Olbermann."

In a quick follow-up, Drake adds, "Even beat out Rush."

And, really, isn't that what life's all about?

How Dare Joe Maddon Bone Chone Figgins . . . and Brian Fuentes, Too

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Roger Lodge, who hosts The Sports Lodge on AM830 that is broadcast live from Angel Stadium, went off on Joe Maddon, the Tampa Bay Rays manager who also skippered the winning American League team in Tuesday night's All-Star Game from St. Louis.

During a portion of his show that is simulcast on Channel 5's KTLA Morning News, Lodge took the flat-topped, snow haired manager to task for failing to get Los Angeles of Anaheim's Chone Figgins into the game, despite Figgy having moved mountains to make it to St. Louis in time for the player introductions.

Based on accounts on HalosHeaven.com and by Kathleen Nelson in the St. Louis Dispatch, here's what can be pieced together . . .
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