Nightlife Edition: Because you don't have work on Friday*

Peter Hook DJ Set, 9:00 p.m.
Oh, for Joy (Division)!
Detroit Bar
843 W. 19th St.
Costa Mesa CA 92627
949-642-0600

Glam, 9:00 p.m.
Break out those clear-heeled stilettos.
Club Bravo
1490 S. Anaheim Blvd.
Anaheim CA 92805
714-553-2291

Call Sick On Friday, 10 p.m.
Call in sick? Not this week!
Live set by The Year Zero and DJ sets by Josh One and Valdas. (Yay, Valdas!)
Que Sera
1923 E. Seventh St.
Long Beach CA 90813
562-599-6170

Pre-4th of July Party, 9:00 p.m.
Celebrate Independence with DJs Reflex and Melody.
Sutra Lounge
Triangle Square, 1870 Harbor Blvd., Ste. 200
Costa Mesa CA 92627
949-722-7103

*The Weekly would like to thank all of America's workers who will keep our fine country running this 4th of July while the rest of us get drunk and play with fireworks.

World Class Beer Tasting, 5:30 p.m.
'Nuff said.
Kimera Restaurant
19530 Jamboree Rd.
Irvine CA 92612
949-261-1222

Screening: West Side Story, 7:30 p.m.
Catch this classic on the big screen.
Regency South Coast Village
1561 W. Sunflower Ave.
Santa Ana CA 92704
714-557-5701

See All The Monkeys For Half The Nuts, 2:00 p.m.
Can't think of a cuter way to say "half-price zoo admission."
Santa Ana Zoo
1801 E. Chestnut Ave.
Santa Ana CA 92701
714-953-8555

White Trash Wednesdays, 9 p.m.
White trash is the new ghetto fabulous.
Johnny's Saloon
17428 Beach Blvd.
Huntington Beach CA
714-848-0676

The Henry Clay People, Le Switch, Swim Party, 10 p.m.
Pull your pants up!
The Prospector
2400 E. Seventh St.
Long Beach CA 90804
562-438-3839

Comedy Juice College Night
Just for one night, forget about those staggering student loans.
Brea Improv
120 S. Brea Blvd.
Brea CA 92821
714-482-0700

Factory Readings with Leigh White, Shawn Turi and Kevin Sandbloom
"Where's my waiter?"
"He's writing a haiku."
Gypsy Den Grand Central Cafe
125 N. Broadway
Santa Ana CA 92701
714-835-8840

Sci-Fi Fantasy Book Group
This month's meeting will focus on The Family Trade by Charles Stross. Never read it? It's about what happens when journalists get fired...
Barnes & Noble
7881 Edinger Ave.
Huntington Beach CA 92647
714-897-8781

Guitar Legend
Taking your Guitar Hero obsession to a whole new level.
House Of Blues
1530 S. Disneyland Dr.
Anaheim CA 92802
714-778-2583

Aqua Net, 9 p.m.
DJ Sticky Pete sprays the sounds of disco, new wave, freestyle and electro.
Que Sera
1923 E. Seventh St.
Long Beach CA 90813
562-599-6170

April Spain, 8:00 p.m.
Soothing jazz carried on an ocean breeze.
Wind & Sea
34699 St. of the Golden Lantern
Dana Point CA 92629
949-496-6500

Screening: Blade Runner, 8 p.m.
The year 2019 doesn't seem so far off now...
Bay Theatre
340 Main Street
Seal Beach CA 90740
562-431-9988

If there's one thing that unites just about everyone in Orange County, it's probably not opposition to the War in Iraq or a sincere belief that our beaches are too clean. No, that one thing is this: gas is too fucking expensive and it's about fucking time to do something about it.

Fortunately, somebody is: Irvine businessman Mitch Goldstone, who doubles as a consumer activist who's also opposed bogus credit card fees. This morning, Goldstone alerted us to a July 3 rally against gas fees that he's hoping will draw hundreds of people. The rally will take place at 7:30 a.m. at the intersection of Jamboree and Barranca Parkway. Organizers will have placards and signs on hand; all you need to do is show up. Plus, there's free food.

Goldstone says the rally isn't targeting gas stations. Think of it more as an inspirational picket that could prove viral. The next thing you know we'll all be boycotting our own cars and standing on the sidewalks yelling at the scabs who keep driving.

http://news.yahoo.com/prweb/20080630/bs_prweb/prweb1063174_1

SHIMMY & SHAKE BURLESQUE SHOW WITH THE TEQUILA WORMS; CATHOUSE THUMPERS, Saturday 9 p.m.
Nipple tassels and nylons.
Doll Hut
107 S. Adams St.
Anaheim CA 92802
714-533-1286

CANINE RUNWAY, THE SEARCH FOR AMERICA’S MOST PAW-PULAR POOCH, Saturday 5 p.m.
The next step is an eating disorder.
Muttropolis, A Utopia for Pets and Their Parents
865 Newport Center Dr.
Newport Beach CA

SEE ALL THE MONKEYS FOR HALF THE NUTS!, Friday 2 - 4 p.m.
Half price admission to the monkey house. Insert obvious pun here.
Santa Ana Zoo
1801 E. Chestnut Ave.
Santa Ana CA 92701
714-953-8555

MONKEY KING: A JOURNEY TO CHINA, Daily
Take your children to learn about the 16th century Buddhist monk, Xuan Zang, who took a journey along China’s Silk Road.
Bowers Kidseum
1802 N. Main St.
Santa Ana CA 92706
714-567-3679

LITTLE SHOP OF HORRORS, Friday-Saturday 7:30 p.m., Sunday 2 p.m.
A man-eating plant, a deranged dentist and you. Fabulous weekend.
Musical Theatre Village in the Irvine Spectrum
36-A Mauchly
Irvine CA
949-753-1996

Post-Punk Progressive Pop Party, 9:30 p.m.
A 46-year-old dude called DJ Lou Screw holds this bash. What more could you ask for out of a Thursday? Or a name?
Puka Bar
710 W. Willow St.
Long Beach CA 90806

Delirious?, 7:30 p.m.
It's pretty well known that any band with punctuation in their title has members who enjoy wearing eyeliner. This English Christian rock and worship band doesn't. Go figure.
House of Blues
1530 S. Disneyland Dr.
Anaheim CA 92802
714-778-2583

Al Held: The Evolution of Style, until 7 p.m.
From the Abstract Expressionist movement to geometric imagery, Held's pieces bridge contemporary painting with Modernism.
Cal State Long Beach
1250 Bellflower Blvd.
Long Beach CA 90840
562-985-5408

Basement Lounge, 9:30 p.m.
Back in high school lounging in the basement was risky business.
The Basement
149 Linden Ave., Ste. B-100
Long Beach CA 90802
562-901-9090

Cypress College New Play Festival 2008, 8 p.m.
New plays! Woo hoo!
Cypress College
9200 Valley View St.
Cypress CA 90630
714-484-7139

JOHN SOLONE’S TRIBUTE TO SINATRA, 6:30 p.m.
Luck be a lady.
Piccolino Ristorante Pizzeria
28731 Los Alisos Blvd., Ste. 3
Mission Viejo CA 92692
(949) 380-7261

SCREENING: ANNIE HALL, 8 p.m.
The odd couple: Diane Keaton and Woody Allen
Bay Theater - Seal Beach
340 Main Street
(340 Main Street)
Seal Beach CA 90740
562-431-9988

SATISFACTION, 10 p.m.
I can't get no
LA CAVE
1695 Irvine Ave.
Costa Mesa CA 92627
949-646-7944

KARAOKE AT THE PROSPECTOR, 8 p.m.
Mining for hits
The Prospector
2400 E. Seventh St.
Long Beach CA 90804
562-438-3839

TIPS ON LIVING, 7 p.m.
Tip 1: Don't die
The Neighborhood Cup
1 Journey
Aliso Viejo CA 92656
949-716-5100

PATRICK HENRY DEMOCRATIC CLUB, 6:30 p.m.
Nothing goes together like pie and politics.
Marie Callender's
1821 N. Grand Ave.
Santa Ana CA 92705

KARAOKE, 9 p.m.
A bunch o' drunks singing oldies. Could you ask for anything more?
McClure's Bar & Grill
14401 Newport Ave.
Tustin CA 92780
714-544-1995

THE WORLD'S FUNNIEST COMIC CONTEST, 8 p.m.
a good knock knock joke is guaranteed to win over the judges
Irvine Improv
71 Fortune Dr.
Irvine CA 92618
949-854-5455

THE BOXING LESSON, 10 p.m.
Don't get too excited. It's a band.
The Prospector
2400 E. Seventh St.
Long Beach CA 90804
562-438-3839

PATRICK HENRY DEMOCRATIC CLUB, 6:30 p.m.
Nothing goes together like pie and politics.
Marie Callender's
1821 N. Grand Ave.
Santa Ana CA 92705

KARAOKE, 9 p.m.
A bunch o' drunks singing oldies. Could you ask for anything more?
McClure's Bar & Grill
14401 Newport Ave.
Tustin CA 92780
714-544-1995

THE WORLD'S FUNNIEST COMIC CONTEST, 8 p.m.
a good knock knock joke is guaranteed to win over the judges
Irvine Improv
71 Fortune Dr.
Irvine CA 92618
949-854-5455

THE BOXING LESSON, 10 p.m.
Don't get too excited. It's a band.
The Prospector
2400 E. Seventh St.
Long Beach CA 90804
562-438-3839

ROCKSTAR KARAOKE, 8 p.m.
Slidebar Cafe
122 E. Commonwealth Ave.
Fullerton CA 92832
714-871-7469

OSLO, 9 p.m.
Detroit Bar
843 W. 19th St.
Costa Mesa CA 92627
949-642-0600

KARAOKE MADNESS, 9 p.m.
Hogue Barmichael's
3950 Campus Dr.
Newport Beach CA 92660
949-261-6270

INGRID MICHAELSON; GREG LASWELL, 8 p.m.
House of Blues
1530 S. Disneyland Dr.
Anaheim CA 92802
714-778-2583

FRONTSIDE 5; NEUTRALBOY, 9 p.m.
Doll Hut
107 S. Adams St.
Anaheim CA 92802
714-533-1286

WINETASTING WITH THE YOUNG PROFESSIONALS, Friday 5 p.m.
The Fullerton Chamber of Commerce's Young Professionals group will be wine tasting and networking for the cost for the tasting lesson, $25 including appetizers.
Twisted Vine
127 W Commonwealth Ave.
Fullerton CA 92832
(714) 871-1200

SWING DANCE LESSONS, Friday 5 p.m.
Swing dancing lessons, one hour, $5.
The Neighborhood Cup
1 Journey
Aliso Viejo CA 92656
949-716-5100

2000 POUNDS OF BLUES, Saturday 8:30 p.m.
Thats a lot 'o blues.
Renaissance Dana Point
24701 Del Prado Ave.
Dana Point CA 92629
949-661-6003

IRISH FAIR AND MUSIC FESTIVAL, Saturday 8 p.m.
It's so much Irish in one place that you'll be dying to go green.
Verizon Wireless Fairgrounds
8800 Irvine Center Dr.
Long Beach CA 90803
(949) 855-8096

ENCLOSED, ENCASED & ENROBED, Daily
A provocative exploration of society’s norms and requirements for body coverage by artists Darlyn Susan Yee Christina Ponce Yun Bai & The Nipple Project.
Orange County Center for Contemporary Art
117 N. Sycamore
Santa Ana CA 92701
714-667-1517

THUNDER THURSDAYS, 9 p.m.
Much like thunder thighs and only slightly less disgusting.
Hurricanes Bar and Grill
200 Main St., Ste 201
Huntington Beach CA 92648
714-374-0500

DJS & DANCING, 9 p.m.
Every fucking night. There. You happy now?
Pierce Street Annex
330 E. 17th St.
Costa Mesa CA 92627
949-646-8500

FISHBONE, 9 p.m.
Tough to swallow.
Sachi Bar
6400 E. Pacific Coast Hwy.
Long Beach CA
562-252-8434

BACK TO THE EIGHTIES, 9 p.m.
Hot Tip: Drunk bitches love '80s parties.
The Blue Cafe
17208 Pacific Coast Hwy.
Huntington Beach CA 92649
562-592-1302

THUNDER THURSDAYS, 9 p.m.
Much like thunder thighs and only slightly less disgusting.
Hurricanes Bar and Grill
200 Main St., Ste 201
Huntington Beach CA 92648
714-374-0500

DJS & DANCING, 9 p.m.
Every fucking night. There. You happy now?
Pierce Street Annex
330 E. 17th St.
Costa Mesa CA 92627
949-646-8500

FISHBONE, 9 p.m.
Tough to swallow.
Sachi Bar
6400 E. Pacific Coast Hwy.
Long Beach CA
562-252-8434

BACK TO THE EIGHTIES, 9 p.m.
Hot Tip: Drunk bitches love '80s parties.
The Blue Cafe
17208 Pacific Coast Hwy.
Huntington Beach CA 92649
562-592-1302

SUGARLIGHT GIRLS, 9 p.m.
The Sweet 'n Low Ladies perform next week.
Alex's Bar
2913 E. Anaheim St.
Long Beach CA 90804
562-434-8292

HARD DAY'S NIGHT, 9 p.m.
You work hard. Now go play hard.
Proof Bar
215 N. Broadway
Santa Ana CA 92701
714-953-2660

500 YEARS OF WINE IN ART , 7 p.m.
This national exhibition focuses on the appreciation of wine through centuries of art and includes works by Honore Daumier, Marc Chagall, Pablo Picasso and more.
Casa Romantica
415 Ave. Granada
San Clemente CA 92672
949-498-2139

MUSIC IN THE GARDENS, 8 p.m.
Come on, who doesn't love music in the gardens?!
Sherman Library And Gardens
2647 East Coast Highway
Corona Del Mar CA 92625

CRASH FOR CAUSE: DERBY CARS!, 5 p.m.
Help these young punkers build cars. For a cause.
Electric Chair
410 Main St.
Huntington Beach CA 92648
(714) 536-0784

SONG WRITERS NIGHT, 8 p.m.
That's code for open mic.
Marine Room
214 Ocean Ave.
Laguna Beach CA 92651
949-494-3027

TWISTED TUESDAYS, 9 p.m.
You know how Tuesdays go.
Hurricanes Bar and Grill
200 Main St., Ste 201
Huntington Beach CA 92648
714-374-0500

ZIINGS AFTER DARK, 10 p.m.
You know what the sun's all about when the lights go out.
ZIING'S
209 N. Harbor Blvd.
Fullerton CA 92832
714-526-5777

AQUA NET, 9 p.m.
It ain't hairspray. It's DJ Sticky Pete spraying the sounds of disco, new wave, freestyle and electro.
Que Sera
1923 E. Seventh St.
Long Beach CA 90813
562-599-6170

ORGAN RECITAL, 8 p.m.
Heavenly sounds in a holy place.
Saint Michael & All Angels Episcopal Church
3233 Pacific View Dr.
Corona Del Mar CA 92625
949-644-

TOTALLY LAUGHABLE COMEDY SHOW, 8 p.m.
If you feel like a chuckle, this is the place for you. Judging from the title only, of course.
Coach House
33157 Camino Capistrano
San Juan Capistrano CA 92675
949-496-8930

HUNTINGTON BEACH IMPEACHMENT ACTION, 5 p.m.
It's nearing the end but these kids wont give up. Join them before it's too late!
Huntington Beach City Hall
2000 Main St.
Huntington Beach CA 92648
(714) 536-5511

AQUA NET, 9 p.m.
It ain't hairspray. It's DJ Sticky Pete spraying the sounds of disco, new wave, freestyle and electro.
Que Sera
1923 E. Seventh St.
Long Beach CA 90813
562-599-6170

ORGAN RECITAL, 8 p.m.
Heavenly sounds in a holy place.
Saint Michael & All Angels Episcopal Church
3233 Pacific View Dr.
Corona Del Mar CA 92625
949-644-

TOTALLY LAUGHABLE COMEDY SHOW, 8 p.m.
If you feel like a chuckle, this is the place for you. Judging from the title only, of course.
Coach House
33157 Camino Capistrano
San Juan Capistrano CA 92675
949-496-8930

HUNTINGTON BEACH IMPEACHMENT ACTION, 5 p.m.
It's nearing the end but these kids wont give up. Join them before it's too late!
Huntington Beach City Hall
2000 Main St.
Huntington Beach CA 92648
(714) 536-5511

FATHER-DAUGHTER DANCE, Friday 6:30 p.m.
Oh my God! How cute is this? Just more proof that Father's Day doesn't always have to involve a BBQ, football and beer drinking while your mother sits weeping in the kitchen. . .
Brea Community Center
695 E. Madison Way
Brea CA 92821
714-990-7100

ANGEL OR DEVIL PARTY WITH KING WEASEL, 10 p.m.
I'm going to go ahead and guess that anyone who shows up at this event wearing lingerie as clothing is looking to get weaseled. Not very angelic.
Taco Beach Cantina
211 Pine Ave.
Long Beach CA 90802
562-983-1337

5TH ANNUAL PET-A-PORTER PET RUNWAY FASHION SHOW, Saturday 2-5 p.m.
These pooches better not start developing eating disorders. Fashion is a cruel, cruel industry.
The Lab
2930 Bristol St.
Costa Mesa CA 92626

OC Weekly Summer Guide Release Party, Saturday 10 p.m.
So we like to toot our own horns. . . What of it? The event is going to fund a Surf Rider Foundation. See, it's not all vanity. Price: $5
Kona
16278 Pacific Coast Hwy.
Huntington Beach CA 92649

AUGUSTANA, 8 p.m.
They'll star your 98 point 7 for the small price of only $17.50.
House of Blues
1530 S. Disneyland Dr.
Anaheim CA 92802
714-778-2583

ROCK FOR CHOC: FEATURING SUGAR RAY, 8 p.m.
Yes, Sugar Ray blows. But the funds generated by this concert go to help a children's hospital. So maybe you could make an exception just this once.
House of Blues
1530 S. Disneyland Dr.
Anaheim CA 92802
714-778-2583

TAKING STEPS, 8 p.m.
This is a British play involving a haunted house and some silly bastards. Why not take a look?
South Coast Repertory
655 Town Center Dr.
Costa Mesa CA 92628
714-708-5555

ROCK & ROLL THURSDAYS, 9 p.m.
Rock and Roll Thursdays is highly regarded amongst the locals—much more so than its predecessor, Stone & Stand Still Wednesdays.
Johnny's Saloon
17428 Beach Blvd.
Huntington Beach CA
714-848-0676

DON'T FORGET THE LYRICS! CASTING, 7 p.m.
You read correctly. This is your big chance to finally get your face on that glowing box in the living room. And you'll get to sing songs, too.
Dave and Buster's
20 City Blvd. W # G1
Orange CA 92868
714-769-1515

RABBIT HOLE, 8 p.m.
This theatrical performance about family relationships, loss and hope is regarded as one of the best new plays written in the last 25 years. Seriously.
The Chance Theater
5552 E. La Palma Ave.
Anaheim CA 92807
714-777-3033

THE JUNIE B. JONES® STUPID SMELLY BUS TOUR, 4:30 p.m.
The Junie B. Jones® Stupid Smelly Bus is bringing the bestselling Junie B. Jones® book series characters to 25 cities across the US. Gee golly!
The First Page
2618 San Miguel
Newport Beach, CA 92660

TEEN BAKING CAMP, 4 -7 p.m.
Teens take heed! Bake brownies, not your brain.
Blackmarket Bakery
17941 Sky Park Circle, Suite E
Irvine, CA 92614
949-852-4689

My Fair Lady, 7:30 p.m.
Who's the fairest of them all?
Orange County Performing Artscenter
600 Town Center Drive
Costa Mesa CA 92626
714-556-2787

Detroit Cobras; Les Sans Coulottes, 9 p.m.
Read this.
Detroit Bar
843 W. 19th St.
Costa Mesa CA 92627
949-642-0600

THE TYRON JACKSON SHOW, TAPING LIVE , call for times
TyRon has a talk show. It's about local musical talent. You can watch it on Village TV.
Lion's Den
719 W. 19th St.
Costa Mesa CA 92627
949-642-2243

EPIC: B.A.M.F.A.S., THE QUAD ANNUAL SENIOR ART EXHIBITION, 12 - 5 p.m.
Grandpa's been busy
UC Irvine
W. Peltason & Campus Dr.
Irvine CA

LOS ANGELES NOIR DISCUSSED IN L.A. AREA LIBRARIES, 6:30 p.m.
Because the smog isn't the only thing that's dark
Placentia Library
411 E Chapman Ave.
Placentia CA 92870
714-528-1906

ELEMENTS: A CELEBRATION OF HIP-HOP CULTURE, 9 p.m.
Throw on your white socks with your old blue chucks
THE BLUE CAFÉ
210 N. Promenade
Long Beach CA 90802
562-983-7111

ACOUSTIC BREW, 10 p.m.
Open mic at the blues house
House of Blues
1530 S. Disneyland Dr.
Anaheim CA 92802
714-778-2583

Karaoke Madness, 9 p.m.
Oh the madness!
Hogue Barmichael's
3950 Campus Dr. Newport Beach, CA 92660
949-261-6270

Joyride Mondays, 8 p.m.
I can ride the joy with no handlebars.
The Pike Bar & Grill
1836 E. Fourth St. Long Beach, CA 90802
562-437-4453

To The 5th Dimension!, all day
New gallery. New dimension.
Hibbleton Art Gallery
112 W. Wilshire Ave.
Fullerton CA 92832

Torture is a Moral Issue: Chrisitans, Jews, Muslims and People of Conscience Speak, 7 p.m.
George Hunsinger, Professor of Systematic Theology at Princeton Theological Seminary and founder of the National Religious Campaign Against Torture will discuss his new book. This has Dana Rohrabacher's name all over it.
First Congregational Church
241 Cedar Ave.
Long Beach CA 90802
818-244-5661

4-PLAY FRIDAYS, Friday 9 p.m.
Not 3 or 5...
Bobby McGee's Nightclub
200 State College Blvd.
Brea CA 92821
714-529-1998

BOWERS MUSEUM: FREE FRIDAY NIGHTS, Friday 4 p.m.-7 p.m.
Bowers offers free admission to the "Terra Cotta Warriors" exhibition every Friday evening for the first 100 visitors at 4, 5, 6, and 7 p.m. You're welcome.
Bowers Museum of Cultural Art
2002 N. Main St.
Santa Ana CA 92701
714-567-3600

“BREATHE TO BEAUTY”, Saturday 2 p.m.
combining Ayurvedic Yoga with expert skincare advice to detoxify and prepare the mind and body for summer.
YogaWorks Newport Beach
230 Newport Center Drive, #230
Newport Beach CA 92660
(949) 640-9642

SIZZLIN' SAMBA SHOW, Saturday 8:30 p.m.
So hot right now
THE BLUE CAFÉ
210 N. Promenade
Long Beach CA 90802
562-983-7111

GOSPEL BRUNCH, Sunday 10 a.m.
Hallelujah! And the food is great
House of Blues
1530 S. Disneyland Dr.
Anaheim CA 92802
714-778-2583

Thursday Night Cheese & Wine Tasting, 5:30 p.m.
Mmmmm
Laguna Culinary Arts
845 Laguna Canyon Rd. Laguna Beach, CA
949-494-4006

Open Jam Night, 9 p.m.
Closed jelly
Perq's
117 Main St. Huntington Beach, CA
714-960-9996

Club Kiss, 9 p.m.
Don't tell
Scribbles
245 Gentle Springs Lane Diamond Bar, CA
909-396-4244

Cherry Poppin' Daddies, 8 p.m.
Swingin' good time
Coach House
33157 Camino Capistrano San Juan Capistrano, CA 92675
949-496-8930

Barbed Wire Boys, 9 p.m.
Sharp sound
The Cellar
201 E. Broadway Long Beach, CA 90802

Club Abstract, 9 p.m.
house, trance and electro.
Hogue Barmichael's
3950 Campus Dr. Newport Beach CA 92660
949-261-6270

DJ Josh, 9 p.m.
Chill
Kitsch Bar
891 Baker St., Ste. A10 Costa Mesa, CA 92626
714-546-8580

The Ethnic and Artistic Sources that Inspired the Spanish Colonial Architecture of Southern California, 7 p.m.
For all y'all who've ever wondered about the colorful geometric tiles of Moorish inspiration that enhance so many buildings in southern California...
Casa Romantica
415 Ave. Granada San Clemente CA 92672
949-498-2139

Atomic Jones, 10 p.m.
He's da bomb
LA CAVE
1695 Irvine Ave. Costa Mesa, CA 92627
949-646-7944

MEDICARE MADE SIMPLE, 4 p.m.
What? 4 p.m. is night time for Medicare participants
Irvine Medical Center (Classrooms 1-4)
16200 Sand Canyon Avenue Irvine, CA 92614

HATEBREED, TYPE O NEGATIVE, THREE INCHES OF BLOOD, and SIX, 7:30 p.m.
Tickets are $24.50, if you're into that kind of thing
The Grove of Anaheim
2200 E. Katella Ave.
Anaheim CA 92806
714-712-2750

AFTER PARTY FOR THE SIX CONCERT, 11 p.m.
Get a free CD when you show your ticket stub
The Juke Joint
735 N. Anaheim Blvd.
Anaheim CA 92805

COOKING CLASS: SUMMER FRUIT DESSERTS, 6 p.m.
Fruitacular!
Blackmarket Bakery
17941 Sky Park Circle, Suite E
Irvine CA 92614
(949) 852-46

READING AND SIGNING: NOTHING TO LOSE BY LEE CHILD, 7 p.m.
Any relation to Tom? Naw.
Barnes & Noble
7881 Edinger Ave.
Huntington Beach CA 92647
714-897-8781

TO THE 5TH DIMENSION, 8 p.m.
Featuring the works of Japan Land (Jason Jones), Timber! (Chad Eaton) and Meta Saurus (Sarah + Trevor Girard).
Hibbleton Art Gallery
112 W. Wilshire Ave.
Fullerton CA 92832

MONDAY NIGHT COMEDY FEATURING DOUG STARKS, 7 p.m.
Laughter is the best medicine
Coach House
33157 Camino Capistrano
San Juan Capistrano, CA 92675
949-496-8930

KARAOKE, 8 p.m.
Singing to the oldies
Taka-O
425 N. El Camino Real
San Clemente CA 92672
(949) 498-7111

OSLO, 9 p.m.
Every Monday night in June
Detroit Bar
843 W. 19th St.
Costa Mesa CA 92627
949-642-0600

SING ALONG WITH STEEVE, 9:30 p.m.
Steve's the man
Proof Bar
215 N. Broadway
Santa Ana CA 92701
714-953-2660

SINDUSTRY, 8 p.m.
Drink specials and ball smackin'
Diamonds Billiard Club
910 E. Birch St. #300
Brea CA 92821

The Original Booty Burglars, Friday 9 p.m.
Someone call the sheriff! There's junk in the trunk!
Surf City Saloon
18528 Beach Blvd. Huntington Beach, CA
714-963-7744

Collections 2008: Graduate Designers Fashion Show, Friday 7 p.m.
Celebrate the release of Sex and The City: The Movie with a student fashion show
El Salvador Community Center
1825 W. Civic Center Dr. Santa Ana, CA 92703

Men Alive, Saturday 8 p.m.
The OC Gay Man's chorus reminds us that live men are more entertaining than dead ones
Renee and Henry Segerstrom Concert Hall
615 Town Center Dr. Costa Mesa, CA 92626
714-556-2787

OC Underground Burlesque Society, Saturday 8 p.m.
Risky business
Hunger Artists Theatre Co.
701 S. State College Blvd., Suite 699-A Fullerton, CA
714-680-6803

Sunday Fundays, Sunday 8 p.m.
With a name like this, it has to be good
Ocean Avenue Brewery
237 Ocean Ave. Laguna Beach, CA 92651
949-497-3381

A Tribute to Ms. Billie Holiday, 7 p.m.
An evening of songs from the classic jazz diva in a dinner theater venue
The Riverboat Angela Louise
700 Edgewater Newport Beach, CA 92661
949-633-5997

Girls Night Out, 9 p.m.
Better than a night in
Chronic Cantina
1870 Harbor Blvd. Costa Mesa, CA 92627

Glam, 10 p.m.
So glamorous and stuff
Belluno
12361 Chapman Ave. Anaheim, CA 92840
714-971-8520

Indulge, 9 p.m.
You know you want to
Proof Bar
215 N. Broadway Santa Ana, CA 92701
714-953-2660

Missiles Of October, 8:30 p.m.
Not those pesky August missles
Marine Room
214 Ocean Ave. Laguna Beach, CA 92651
949-494-3027

Why Not Wed?, 9 p.m.
Because. That's why.
Hurricanes Bar and Grill
200 Main St., Ste 201 Huntington Beach, CA 92648
714-374-0500

Karaoke At The Prospector, 8 p.m.
Mining for hits
The Prospector
2400 E. Seventh St. Long Beach, CA 90804
562-438-3839

EssenChill, 9 p.m.
Chilling is essential
Memphis Soul Cafe
2920 Bristol St. Costa Mesa, CA 92626
714-432-7685

Whiteboy James And The Blues Express, 8 p.m.
Hop on board!
The Cellar
201 E. Broadway Long Beach, CA 90802

The Danimals, 8 p.m.
Rock solid.
Renaissance Dana Point
24701 Del Prado Ave. Dana Point, CA 92629
949-661-6003

Cooking Class: Exceptional Pizza, 6 p.m.
Why not cook your own pizza for once? You lazy little...
Blackmarket Bakery
17941 Sky Park Circle, Suite E Irvine, CA 92614
949-852-4689

Mic Check Tuesday, 9 p.m.
One. Two.
The Blue Café
210 N. Promenade Long Beach, CA 90802
562-983-7111

Orange County's Native American Sacred Sites, 7 p.m.
Learn how you can help save sacred Native American sites in OC
Tapestry
25801 Obrero Dr. #9 Mission Viejo, CA

Patrick Henry Democratic Club, 6:30 p.m.
Those crazy liberals!
Marie Callender's
1821 N. Grand Ave. Santa Ana, CA 92705

Memorial Day Weekend Sales at the LAB, Friday-Monday
Sidewalk sales by Urban Outfitters, Harlow's, Carve & Blends and Habit
The Lab
2930 Bristol St. Costa Mesa, CA 92626

Standing Up for Justice and Peace, Friday 5 p.m.
Peacefully protest the wrongs of the world
Outside South Coast Plaza
Corner of Bristol and Anton Costa Mesa, CA

Money Power! 101, Saturday 12:30 p.m.
Train your children to be money hungry little bastards. Just like us!
Shore Books and Art Gallery
3064 East Broadway Long Beach, CA 90803
562-433-9633

On, Of, and About Paper, Daily
Paper?! Tell me more!
Orange County Center for Contemporary Art
117 N. Sycamore Santa Ana, CA 92701
714-667-1517

Beer Bust And T-Dance, Sunday 4 p.m.
Be there.
Ripples
5101 E. Ocean Blvd. Long Beach, CA 90803
562-433-0357

Badtown, 8 p.m.
No good town.
Cero's
316 S. Euclid Anaheim, CA
714-956-2031

Brian McKnight, 8 p.m.
It'll be like a middle school dance up in that venue.
The Grove of Anaheim
2200 E. Katella Ave. Anaheim, CA 92806
714-712-2750

Merchants Of Moonshine, 8 p.m.
The more you drink, the more you appreciate the music.
The Cellar
201 E. Broadway Long Beach, CA 90802
562-495-9000

Cover Me Badd, 10:30 p.m.
At this rock 'n roll karaoke session, bad covers are guaranteed.
LA CAVE
1695 Irvine Ave. Costa Mesa, CA 92627
949-646-7944

Open Jam Night, 9 p.m.
Not jelly. The other kind.
Perq's
117 Main St. Huntington Beach, CA
714-960-9996

Johnny On The Spot, 6:30 p.m.
Out damned spot.
Cook's Corner
19122 Live Oak Canyon Rd. Trabuco Canyon, CA 92679
949-858-0266

Heatwave!, 9 p.m.
Too hot for pants.
The Pike Bar & Grill
1836 E. Fourth St. Long Beach, CA 90802
562-437-4453

Richard Dolan: UFO Coverups!, 7:40 p.m.
Holy shit. This looks awesome.
Costa Mesa Neighborhood Community Center
1845 Park Ave. Costa Mesa, CA
714-520-4836

Woopie Wednesdays, 9 p.m.
Whoopi Goldberg?
Sachi Bar
6400 E. Pacific Coast Hwy. Long Beach, CA
562-252-8434

2 for 1 Day, All Day
For folks on a mission...
Mission San Juan Capistrano
31522 Camino Capistrano San Juan Capistrano, CA 92675
949-234-1300

Roadkill Kings, 9 p.m.
We like to scoop 'em up with a shovel, skin 'em, then deep fry 'em with Twinkies
The Pike Bar & Grill
1836 E. Fourth St. Long Beach, CA 90802
562-437-4453

South Austin Jug Band, 7 p.m.
Jugs!
Seacliff Country Club
6501 Palm Ave. Huntington Beach, CA

Live Country Music, 8 p.m.
Shit kickin' and cow tippin'
OC Tavern
2369 S. El Camino Real San Clemente, CA 92672
949-542-8877

Eve Plumb – New Work, until 5 p.m.
Just plum purdy to gaze upon
Pure Color
570 S. Coast Hwy. Laguna Beach, CA 92651
949-497-1128

Cake Workshop, 6 p.m.
This takes the cake!
Blackmarket Bakery
17941 Sky Park Circle, Suite E Irvine, CA 92614
949-852-4689

Karaoke Madness, 9 p.m.
Oh the madness!
Hogue Barmichael's
3950 Campus Dr. Newport Beach, CA 92660
949-261-6270

Joyride Mondays, 8 p.m.
I can ride the joy with no handlebars.
The Pike Bar & Grill
1836 E. Fourth St. Long Beach, CA 90802
562-43