Brooks: Now married to a Hispanic-surnamed guy, but still has "White" and "Power" tattooed on her left and right legs...

​Seal Beach lawyer Rey Ochoa is quite the funny guy. His website puts the California-certified attorney on the same professional level as a lawyer who uses a Gmail account as their work email. He once represented convicted neo-Nazi killer Billy Joe Johnson, laughably denying to the Los Angeles Times that his client belonged a white-power gang. And despite his wab ethnicity, Ochoa continues to represent skinheads--his current client is Erin Brooks, the wannabe chola of the Candy-Ass Gang, that trio of pendejos (and one pendeja) who prosecutors say drove into Huntington Beach's Slater Slums neighborhood on Fourth of July weekend with the expressed purpose of beating up a Mexican, only to have their asses cracked at the hands of wabs.

Ochoa has already scored a legal victory for Brooks by convincing presiding Judge Steven Bromberg to let her go free on $100,000 bail because she is a loving, responsible mother--this, despite Brooks having left a party late at night drunk, with three men who weren't her husband and a infant daughter God-knows-where. Now, Ochoa is trying to have all charges dismissed against Brooks and blames--get this--my ¡Ask a Mexican! column for his pendeja of a ward.

According to court documents filed in Orange County Superior Court, Ochoa claims that prosecuting district attorney Andrew Katz offered on Sept. 25 to dismiss charges of attempted murder with hate crimes enhancements against Brooks if her fellow Candy-Assers Bret Hicks, Michael Powell, and Brian Hanson pleaded guilty to their crimes. But Katz pulled the deal two weeks later, a maneuver Ochoa claimed, "egregiously interfered with the effectiveness of defense counseling in advising and representing their clients in this litigation. This is clearly an impingement on the defendants' rights to effective assistance of counsel."

And then Ochoa turned really pendejo.

​A Georgia federal judge last month fined Laguna Niguel's Dr. Orly Taitz Esq. for repeatedly filing "frivolous" lawsuits about Barack Obama's eligibility to be president. The deadline to pay that fine came and went Thursday; Taitz told the Columbia Ledger-Enquirer that she has no intention of paying it.

"Absolutely not," Taitz said Thursday afternoon when asked whether she would pay. "I have filed an appeal. It was a complete abuse of power."

But filing an appeal doesn't push back the deadline to pay sanctions. Taitz is about to find that out the hard way.

So legendary liar Lou Dobbs quit his CNN show last night, and the expected reactions are flowing in: Aztlanistas rejoice, Know Nothings rail. The campaign against Dobbs was very much a La Raza conspiracy, but California for Coalition Reform head Barbara Coe is also pointing a gnarled, cigarette-stained, deluded finger at President Barack Obama.

"Believe what you wish," Coe told her minions last night in an email. "However, in my opinion, Obama and La Raza are primary suspects and I hope and pray that FOX NEWS has the courage to hire him and keep him on the air - sharing TRUTH with ALL Americans! She also added this disgusting postscript:

If Islamic terrorist NIDAL HASAN recovers from his wounds suffered as he MURDERED 13 American servicemen/women in cold blood, perhaps OBAMA will mandate that HE be the host of this portion of the CNN show, with CAIR and LA RAZA as co-sponsors.

Sadly, that's one of the least-craziest remarks Babs has ever made. Anywoo, some of Dobbs' worst hits!

​Dang, forgot all about that plane ticket I was gonna buy. Laguna Niguel's Orly Taitz did indeed pull off her protest of Fox News in New York City today.

She was mad at them, remember, because Bill O'Reilly called her a nut.

Fox sent a memo to employees warning that they expected about 150 protesters. Gawker's got the photos (click), looks like there were maybe... 10 people there.

Head to Salon for more on the lovely person who partnered with Taitz the protest: the Rev. James Manning, who has repeatedly expressed a desire to see Obama, "the long legged mac daddy," die.

John Gilhooley, OC Weekly

​Maybe we will get another date with Orly Taitz in Santa Ana's Ronald Reagan Federal Building and Courthouse after all. Less than two weeks after Judge David O. Carter dismissed the Laguna Niguel's Barnett v. Obama lawsuit seeking to throw the President out of office, Taitz has filed a motion for reconsideration of that case.

And boy is it... interesting. Some might call the motion racially and politically offensive, but, whatever. Like any battle for freedom, Orly's war has its casualties, and common decency is among them.

The entire thing, which is pretty long, is posted on her blog (which may or may not infect you with a virus; we can't tell right now. Instead, read the motion on Scribd.). Basically, Taitz is saying that every single thing that Carter's ruling said is wrong and factually inaccurate--which is explainable because, Taitz says, the entire opinion was written by a law clerk who is actually an Obama double agent.

​Well, this isn't shocking. Laguna Niguel's Dr. Orly Taitz, Esq., the key anti-Obama lawyer that has had every single one of her lawsuits challenging the President's eligibility dismissed, will be speaking at an upcoming meeting of the California Coalition for Immigration Reform.

You remember CCIR, Gustavo's favorite bashers of Mexicans, Muslims, gays, vaccines and reality. It's actually where Taitz first met Rev. Wiley Drake, one of the first plaintiffs in her lawsuits (they've since become estranged, most likely -- depending on who you ask -- because Drake is secretly working for Obama... or Taitz is). CCIR chief mistress Barbara Coe is on record as a birther and Obama-is-worse-than-Hitler proselytizer. So this really is a perfect pairing.

What's Taitz gonna talk about at the Nov. 25 meeting in Garden Grove? Coe was nice enough to write Taitz a letter that the good dentist then reproduced on her blog:

Wikicommons

The execution of Guy Fawkes' (Guy Fawkes), by Claes (Nicolaes) Jansz Visscher,

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The reactions to yesterday's dismissal of Orly Taitz's Barnett v. Obama lawsuit continue to pour in. Taitz has been publishing letters from her followers non-stop on her blog. This charmer just got put up, addressing Federal Judge David O. Carter, who presides in Santa Ana:

​Judge David O. Carter today threw out Dr. Orly Taitz's Barnett v. Obama lawsuit against President Obama. This was the lawsuit filed with dozens of plaintiffs, in Santa Ana Federal court, with a judge that seemed to listen patiently to the legal theories of Taitz and co-counsel Gary Kreep.

Read the judge's opinion here.

Essentially, Carter ruled that the courts don't have the power to remove a sitting president -- only Congress does -- and therefor the case could not move forwards. In addition, most of the plaintiffs had no standing to sue because they couldn't demonstrate they had been harmed.

There are some choice passages in the ruling. We've rounded up a few...

No more birther crowds in the Santa Ana Ronald Reagan Federal Building and Courthouse for now. Judge David O. Carter passed down a ruling this morning dismissing Dr. Orly Taitz's Barnett v. Obama lawsuit. Judgement below, more to come.

Earlier today, Taitz posted on her blog that "IF THE COURT DOES NOT ADDRESS OBAMA ELIGIBILITY, THERE WILL BE CIVIL UNREST." Yuh oh.

Judge Carter Ruling on MTD

Papa Bear Bill O'Reilly devoted a short segment on The Factor to Laguna Niguel's Dr. Orly Taitz a few nights ago. Nothing in depth; just featured two ladies with no perceivable qualifications other than their intellect discussing the $20,000 judicial fine recently levied on Taitz. There didn't seem to be much sympathy for the "eligibility" cause:



Ever since, Taitz's blog has featured a steady stream of letters from outraged followers. Thank goodness they're turning their words into action by organizing a protest of that liberal double-agent Bill O'Reilly and his communist network FOX:

Hicks: Dedicated Follower of Fascist Fashion

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Oh, the hilarity! Last month, I wrote about the sartorial choices of supporters and members of the Candy-Ass Gang, the trio of pendejos (and one pendeja) who prosecutors say drove into Huntington Beach's Slater Slum neighborhood on Fourth of July weekend with the expressed purpose of beating up a Mexican, only to have their asses cracked at the hands of wabs. I laughed about the spectacle of white supremacists desperately trying to hide their cheap neo-Nazi tattoos in a West Justice Center courtroom to no avail.

Not part of the fun that day was Bret Hicks, whom the Orange County District Attorney's office says did the stabbing in the assault and bragged months before on a white-power Internet radio show he hosted that it was time to "go out and kill"--he's been in a jump suit all this time awaiting trial. But that doesn't mean Hicks also hasn't partaken in stupid skinhead sartorial tricks. Click after the jump to see the man wear his opinion on the current president!

​First, a copy-paste:

Please contact USA today and demand that they provide the readers with info about January 26 trial. If they refuse, report them to FCC, as defrauding the public in connection to elections

That's right, folks: On her blog, Dr. Orly Taitz says that USA Today would be committing a crime ignoring her.

It's part of Taitz's new campaign to annoy random reporters across the country.

​Orly! I know you're reading this. After all, during your speech to the Costa Mesa Republican Assembly last night, while talking about your appearance on the Joy Behar show, you said something like "Joy Behar, who was, as this reporter here Mr. Kornbacher said... well, I won't use those words."

Whoa! Kornbacher! Ok! And then when you were talking about the Washington Post story on you, you said that WaPo took lovely photos, and then pointed at me and said "unlike the ones you posted."

Hey! I didn't take those photos!

But ok. Point taken. See? I'm not posting those other ones this time.

Since you won't take my phone calls anymore, Orly, let's talk here.

Carreon, at right: Who knew such a venomous man was an beer-bellied, middle-aged pendejo?

​If I were a member of UC Irvine's Muslim Student Union, I'd be scared: Hector Carreon is taking up your cause! The sole writer of the notoriously gay-bashing, Jew-trashing La Voz de Aztlán--who has taken to leaving anonymous death threats against me and having minions leave homophobic slurs against me on other blogs--has recently posted twice on the latest controversy affecting the MSU in its eternal fight with Jewish student groups and the Zionist Organization of America. Turns out that the latter recently sent out letters to the U.S. Department of Justice and UC Irvine complaining about an event the MSU hosted earlier this year (read the MSU's response here).

Here comes the conspiratorial Carreon. On Oct. 6, he opined that "The ZOA is headquartered in New York City and is funded by Wall Street tycoons, bankers and other wealthy Jews." Wow, three different synonyms for Jews in one sentence! Did you go to college with Martin Cox?

Insinuating a Jewish effort against the MSU wasn't enough, however; Carreon then exploited a tragic hate crime to affirm his hideous theories.

​Besides asking for donations to help pay off the $20,000 fine imposed upon her by a Georgia judge last week, Laguna Niguel's Orly Taitz has been lately filling her blog with comments from contributors making hay about a law clerk working in the office of David Carter, the judge who's  been hearing her lawsuit against Barack Obama in federal court in Santa Ana.

The target is Siddharth Velamoor. Wikipedia, apparently, listed him as a clerk for Carter. Previously, he worked at law firm Perkins Coie. Perkins Cole has hundreds of lawyers nationwide on its roster. One of those lawyers, Robert Bauer, has worked for Obama.

Hence, of course, there's a conspiracy in the federal courts and Carter--the one judge in America who has shown Taitz patience instead of dismissing her case out of hand--is biased.

Cox: Wants to attend one of my book signings...

​I once made the late, great, decrepit Wally George cry because I called him a coffin-dodger. Mater Dei boys' basketball coach Gary McKnight threatened to sue me mostly because I wrote that he "waddles." Articles I've written in the past have prompted screaming telephone calls, nasty emails, in-person confrontations, and other precious moments. But, man, no one has ever had quite the hissy fit over one of my stories the way Martin Cox whined about my piece on his pal Bret Hicks, one of the four members of the Candy-Ass Gang.

In it, I uncovered clips of the 88 Degrees show Cox and Hicks co-hosted on the Orange-based Radio White in which Hicks told his audience he felt it was "time to actually go out and kill" and clean neighborhoods of minorities. Cox--a towering figure in the O.C. white-power movement, acolyte of Tom Metzger, lead singer for crucial hate-core groups, and subject of more than a couple of documentaries--was really just a side note in the post, but that didn't stop him and new co-host Jeremy Moody from devoting almost two hours to trashing me and my post and tossing other Valentines.

Cox said my article was "full of slanderous bullshit" but never told readers exactly what was wrong with my reporting. He dismissed Hicks' comments as "idle gossip," which begs the question, Marty: Why is it now nigh-impossible to find the non-offending clips on your archives? And why did Moody cry about Hicks' statements being "incriminating"?

Nevertheless, Cox insisted I "really [haven't] pissed me off in one percent." LIES. Poor Cox was hyperventilating like an asthmatic at times. He titled the episode for archival purposes, "Gustavo the Gay Mexican." Throughout the show, Cox called me a "bastard," "whining bitch," "prick," "faggot communist," "dirty beaner," queer," "piece of shit Mexican, "faggot," "douchebag," "gay," a "homosexual Mexican," "piece of shit," "bitch," a "fricking reporter for a newspaper that comes out once a week and it's free," "scum of the bottom of the barrel," "nothing but a joke," the "spic version of Jarrod from Subway," a "loser," a "worthless piece of garbage," "stupid Mexican," "Mexican homosexual beaner," "amateur journalist," and "border brother" who "dresses funny" and has "fucked-up teeth." Idiot: I'm the spic version of the Verizon guy!

And then, he got personal.

Will Billy Joe's Suck Up to Prison Gang Work?

​In what may have been acclaimed homicide prosecutor Ebrahim Baytieh's easiest conviction, a jury this afternoon found Billy Joe Johnson--the notorious, wide-eyed and lisping Costa Mesa white supremacist--guilty in the 2002 conspiracy to execute a fellow pro-Hitler gangster who committed an apparently unforgivable sin: talking to Fox News.

Today's relatively rapid decision likely was not a surprise to Johnson, who previously took sole credit for killing Scott Miller in Anaheim in a ridiculously obvious effort to score points with two other Public Enemy Number One (PEN1) thugs, Jacob Rump and Michael Lamb, who faced trial for Miller's killing. Johnson's taxpayer-funded defense lawyer, the ever-sweating Michael Molfetta, had no choice but to concede his client's guilt.

Baytieh--who in the past gained courthouse respect for his tireless pursuit of Vietnamese hoodlums--now has convicted Rump, Lamb and Johnson in Miller's brutal ambush murder. Rump, a dim-witted drug addict with a fondness for Nazi symbols, is serving a life in prison sentence. Lamb, once a promising baseball player from Dana Point and the man who pulled the trigger on Miller, lives on California's death row in San Quentin State Prison.

According to Baytieh, Johnson--already in prison for the next half century because of a gory Huntington Beach hammer murder--confessed to solely killing Miller in hopes of winning PEN1 prison protection from the Aryan Brotherhood (AB), who allegedly authorized his execution years ago for not following AB instructions in prison.

The current jury--which is heavily dominated by middle-aged white men--will next decide if Johnson, a 46-year-old former Nazi Low Rider, should join Lamb in the traffic-jam lineup for state-sponsored execution.

Count on Johnson, who openly drools at female jurors when they enter the courtroom, to continue to assist in his own demise.

--R. Scott Moxley / OC Weekly

Oh, television. Last night, comedian and budding political pundit Joy Behar had Orange County's own Orly Taitz on her new HLN show. Whereas past cable news appearances for Taitz have seen our "eligibility" activist in panic mode from the mere few seconds of air time she was given and the decibel level of the hostile hosts, Behar gave Taitz nearly a full nine minutes to do her best to come off as a sane dissident. Watch:



I hope you'll indulge me stepping out of my normal "impassioned Taitz chronicler" stance and getting something off my chest...

Joy Behar, you dun fucked up.

OC Weekly

​After threatening to hit Laguna Niguel lawyer and dentist Orly Taitz with a $10,000 sanction less than a month ago, Georgia federal district court judge Clay Lands has passed down a new, final ruling: She actually will have to pay $20,000.

In a 43 page opinion (posted below) that accuses Taitz of "wasting judicial resources," Lands excoriates her for continuing to file "frivolous" suits attacking Barack Obama's eligibility to be President, and bristles at her accusations that Lands himself is biased. He also was annoyed by perceived incompetence on her part: "The Clerk's Office was burdened by Ms. Taitz's inability to follow the Court's rules regarding pro hac vice admission and the Court's rules for electronic filing," Lands writes. "On five separate occasions in a short period, the Clerk's Office personnel error-noticed counsel for her failure to follow simple rules.  At the hearing, counsel failed to make coherent legal arguments but instead wasted the Court's time with press conference sound bites and speeches."

Regardless on where you stand on the President's eligibility, you've gotta admit parts of the ruling are pretty funny.

Bad weekend for Adolf lovers.

​Neo-Nazis rallying in Riverside--which was previously referred to here and here--were vastly outnumbered by counterprotesters Saturday.

A morning counterprotest sponsored by 32 community organizations, including some with Orange County members, drew 200 people to Riverside City Hall. Their enthusiasm--and numbers--carried over to an anti-immigration rally staged later that day by eight Neo-Nazis in front of a Madison Avenue Farmer Boys restaurant that is adjacent to a Home Depot where day laborers gather.

The Heil Hitlerers never knew what hit them.

Malik Ali, at UCI earlier this year...

​It was quite the heated, unexpected exchange today on KPFK-FM 90.7's Uprising morning programming (produced by Weekly contributor and Anaheim boy Gabriel San Roman) between two seeming allies. In one corner: Brian Levin, recent Best of OC profile subject and head of the Center for the Study of Hate and Extremism at Cal State San Bernardino. In the other corner: Munira Syeda, communications manager for the Los Angeles chapter of the Council on American-Islamic Relations. The two were on to ostensibly talk about the partnership between CAIR and Jewish groups to protest some neo-Nazi Inland Empire morons who are targeting Mexicans and Jews.

That's not what happened. Instead, Levin mentioned he found it incredulous that CAIR would, on one hand help fight anti-Semites, yet on the other hand maintain a relationship with anti-Semites and refuse to condemn them. Specifically, he mentioned frequent UC Irvine yapper (at the invite of the campus' Muslim Student Union) Amir Abdel Malik Ali and William Baker. Both are certifiable Jew-haters: Malik Ali claims the recent Shepard hate crimes bill is a Jewish conspiracy to target Muslims, while Baker--who fronts as a Christian man who tries to build bridges of cultural tolerance with others regarding the Muslim faith--was exposed by the Weekly in 2002 as a raving fool.

Syeda brushed off Levin's claims, insisted CAIR condemns anti-Semites, and said she didn't "appreciate" the professor "smearing CAIR's name the way he did." But the fact is, Levin was speaking the truth.

​The Anaheim-based Greater Los Angeles Area office of the Council on American-Islamic Relations (CAIR-LA) is jumping into the controversy involving neo-Nazis harassing worshipers at a Jewish synagogue in Riverside.

As the Riverside Press-Enterprise reports, more than 20 organizations, including CAIR-LA, plan to stage a counter-protest to a neo-Nazi rally scheduled for Oct. 24. The Muslim civil liberties and advocacy organization joined the Islamic Center of Riverside and the Islamic Society of Corona/Norco today in condemning the neo-Nazis who recently displayed flags with Nazi swastikas to harass and intimidate worshipers attending services at Temple Beth El.

Who created Billy Joe Johnson?

​There was something comical about defense attorney Michael Molfetta's opening performance today in the trial of legendary Costa Mesa serial killer/white supremacist Billy Joe Johnson. Molfetta, a former prosecutor with legendary oratory skills, represents Johnson--a vicious, lisping specimen for California crime annals. If convicted, the Public Enemy Number One Death Squad (PEN1) and former Nazi Low Rider (NLR) killer faces a one-way trip to San Quentin State Prison's inhospitable death row.

Sure, Molfetta did something I can't recall seeing a defense lawyer do in court. He acknowledged that his client "did everything" veteran homicide prosecutor Ebrahim Baytieh accuses him of doing. That means--without an iota of sensationalism on my part--that Johnson is a Nazi-loving monster without a pang of conscience or--so much for protecting the white race from decline--the ability to form a proper sentence.

"Everything [Baytieh] said [in his opening statement] is true," said Molfetta. "I'm not going to sugarcoat it."

For Molfetta, it wasn't so much sugarcoating as accepting a terrible set of facts and attempting to score points for honesty with jurors. Johnson has already admitted on numerous occasions that he's a killer. Indeed, he has described himself as proud of his crimes. In case anyone could forget his beliefs, he has even charmed a previous courtroom with a salute to Hitler.  

So here's what started to make me chuckle to myself today in Superior Court Judge Frank F. Fasel's (Triple F) ninth-floor Santa Ana courtroom: Molfetta's opening lines.

"Take a look at him," Molfetta said to the button down, middle-class-loaded jury as he pointed at Johnson. "Who is he? What makes him tick?"

​Whew, that was a long one. Laguna Niguel dentist/lawyer Orly Taitz, along with her co-counsel/nemesis Gary Kreep, spent a couple hours this morning in the Santa Ana Ronald Reagan Federal Building and Courthouse arguing why Judge David O. Carter shouldn't throw their case against Barack Obama out of court.

Carter's verdict? Eh, give him more time. No ruling today.

The courtroom discussion rambled across a range of topics, from John McCain's birth in Panama to Taitz's oppressed family in Siberia. But basically, there are two issues for Carter to decide.

The first is standing. Who has a right to ask the courts to determine Obama's eligibility to be president? In order to have standing, you've got to prove you've been harmed and could potentially obtain some kind of redress from the court. In this case, who has been damaged by the Usurper's alleged usurper-ness? The lawyers for the government say none of the four dozen plaintiffs meet the criteria. Taitz's cohort of retired military officers aren't likely going to be called into active duty. Her and Kreep's failed presidential candidates -- Alan Keyes and Wiley Drake among them -- didn't have a chance of hell in winning in the election, regardless of which Democrat was running for president. Taitz countered that all taxpayers have been standing to enforce the Constitution.

Hicks: The Stupidest Skinhead

​If you believe the friends of the Candy-Ass Gang--the trio of pendejos (Brian Charles Hanson, Bret Macdonald Hicks, and Michael Aaron Powell) and one pendeja (wannabe chola Erin Lee Brooks) who prosecutors say drove into Huntington Beach's Slater Slum neighborhood with the expressed purpose of beating up a Mexican, only to have their asses cracked at the hands of wabs--the group is innocent. These white supremacists just happened to drive into an alley in a heavily Latino neighborhood late at night, and those stabs they inflicted on a poor man don't matter--the real victims are the Candy-Ass Gang, who suffered black eyes, dislocated shoulders and were jes' plain scared.

"They're getting railroaded," whined Martin Cox, perhaps Orange County's most notorious skinhead due to his many appearance on British and American documentaries, on the July 17 edition of his Internet radio show, 88 Degrees. "[They face an] uphill battle, we all wish [them] the best. It's a case of self-defense."

Why is Cox so interested in the case? Because he and Hicks are close friends--indeed, Hicks was set to join Cox's infamous hatecore band Extreme Hatred until the idiot blew his self-professed dream by getting sent to jail. The two are so close that Hicks co-hosted 88 Degrees with Cox for months, going so far as to produce fliers for the program that airs every Friday night on Orange-based Radio White, one of the country's oldest white-power radio stations.

It's on this show that a Weekly investigation has discovered that the Candy-Ass Gang had good motive to commit the crime prosecutors have charged them with--namely, Hicks said it was time to go kill Mexicans.

Another Friday, another edition of Racist OC Register Fustercluck of the Week. As more than a few readers have noted, you don't have to read the Register to find racist comments. Increasingly, it seems, the knuckleheads are posting their bile on our website--even in the comments section of this very blog! In fact, perhaps because we don't censor the comments here, a lot of them are way more racist than anything you'll find in the Register.

Hmmm, that gives me an idea for how to salvage this column from being a predictable roundup of the pearls of wisdom continuously being spouted by the same group of illegals-obsessed crusty old Register readers. What follows are the top ten racist OC Weekly reader comments of all time, although they're listed in no particular order of offensiveness.

So let's get straight down to sickness in this week's edition of...

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Made in OC. Why?

​You can't pick up a virtual copy of OC Weekly these days without . . . tripping . . . over . . . yet . . . another . . . instance . . . of hate.

Guess it's on our genes.

So, what's up with that? How did we get here? This is not my beautiful house! This is not my beautiful wife! Well, rather than letting the days go by, Orange County's second annual "Conference on Hate Crime" hopes to get to the bottom of our nagging little problem.

OC founding father Henry W. Head: Could take on a Bostonian any day

​Let the baseball pundits obsess over whether your Angels will finally beat the Boston Red Sox in the playoffs next week--I care about stripping from Beantown what's now rightfully ours: the title of most-racist 'burb in America.

​For decades, critics rightfully deemed Boston as the country's most racist big city, and seriously: what do you expect from a town where micks and goombahs have long dominated politics, culture and demographics (ethnic Catholics, as we wabs have shown here, make fine racists), and had to fight Brahmins (the WASP kind, not the cool ones) to get there? Go read the biographies of Boston Celtics legend Bill Russell if you don't believe me. And the desegregatin' buses of the 1970s further solidified the city's racist image. Coupled with an unhealthy obsession over Larry Bird, fan antagonism toward Jim Rice, and the curious worship of scrappy (read: gabacho) Red Sox players, and outsiders might understand why as recently as 2004, Barry Bonds refused to even entertain the thought of playing in Boston.

But that was so long ago. Seriously: what has Boston done in the past 20 years to justify its label as the Land of Bigotry? Orange County, on the other hand? Well, I don't really have to repeat what I write about nearly every week, do I? You know I do!

Brooks: dig those Sharpie eyebrows!

​ Skinheads never cease to crack me up with their stupidity, and I had to muffle my laughs today at the West Justice Center. The Nazi party involved the Candy-Ass Gang, the trio of pendejos (and one pendeja) who prosecutors say drove into Huntington Beach's Slater Slum neighborhood with the expressed purpose of beating up a Mexican, only to have their asses cracked at the hands of wabs. In the shackles and jumpsuits were Brian Charles Hanson, Bret Macdonald Hicks, and Michael Aaron Powell; free on $100,000 bail was wannabe chola Erin Lee Brooks. Also present were supporters of the Candy-Assers.

Nearly all the skinheads wore sweatshirts. Why the choice on such a brutally hot day? Besides the fact all are idiots and don't bother with logic, they were trying to appear normal in front of Judge Steven Bromberg--surely, Hizzoner wouldn't like to see all the ugly white supremacist tattoos each sported on their arms?

Alas, the façade wasn't meant to last. At one point, Brooks scratched her arm to reveal what looked like that Celtic symbol with all the knots (doesn't Brooks know that the Irish were long considered only slightly above blacks in America?). But the funniest-dressed gal was the peroxide blonde at the front. No amount of tugging up her sweatshirt could hide the fact that a huge, black Iron Cross was tattooed on the back of her neck. Now, I'll apologize profusely if the lady isn't racist and actually put the Cross on her neck as target practice for her man, but somehow I doubt that.

Why hide the hate, Candy-Assers? Right: because ustedes know how untenable your positions are. All together now: COWARDS!

Maybe all the hot weather of late has made the haters sluggish, but this was a particularly slow week for racist commentary in the OC Register's reader comments. For a while, it appeared that the bulk of stereotyping was directed at pitbulls, i.e., whether the breed has jaws that, unlike all other dogs, actually lock when they bite.