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1. Deport Tan Nguyen says:
   October 24, 2006 09:10

   If Tan Sergio Nguyen really wants to cut down on illegal immigrants he should raid every nail salon in Orange County. You girls know what I'm talking about...

   [What to expect in an O.C. nail salon]

   
   1) "Mankew o padkew"

   Translation: Would you like a manicure or a pedicure today miss?

   2) "Yoo ge' padkew loo'goo'"

   Translation: Are you sure I can't interest you in a pedicure? It sure would look good with that manicure, besides I didn't pay a smuggler to get me out of Vietnam for this chump change.

   3) "Fwen ti o' kolo"

   Translation: Would you like a natural french tip manicure or would you prefer nail polish?

   4) "Twel olla'"

   Translation: Pay up sucker you owe me twelve bucks.

   ...and let's not forget about the massage parlors scattered throughout central O.C which are essentially linked to the Asian mafia in and around Garden Grove. About 90% of the girls caught doing something other than massage, are usually---wait for it–---Asian immigrants!

   Here's a clue, Thi Hong(AKA:Monica)
   Learn how to speak English or go back to Vietnam!

2. Bao says:
   October 25, 2006 21:10

   It's splendid to know that more and more folks are coming out of the closet and telling it like it is.

   Apparently, Tan Nguyen's political incorrectness has made way for many copycats to flaunt their xenophobic attitudes.

   You CAN fight racism with racism; and Tan's racism will be defeated by our good ol' red, white (POWER!), and blue racism - the original since 1776!

3. Sergio says:
   October 25, 2006 21:10

   ¡Sí, Se Puede!

4. Where's Tan? says:
   October 26, 2006 19:10

   Don't be a girly-man it's only politics ;)

5. Bao says:
   October 26, 2006 23:10

   Excellent marketing Gustavo!

6. Al Green says:
   October 26, 2006 23:10

   To the pendejos making fun of Vietnamese in the first post,

   You know why authorities aren't raiding nail salons? It's because they won't find anyone illegal there. Everyone got here legally. Have you ever heard of legal immigration? Of course, not. You and your fellow 12 million wetbacks haven't got a clue what it means.

   Yeah, it's pretty funny the way they speak English. haha
   You know what I find even funnier? It's so funny that we can't even speak proper English but you wetbacks are the ones who are washing dishes in our restaurants, and your "mamis" are the ones changing our babies' diapers. It's hilarious. :)

7. sweeeet@hotmail.com says:
   October 26, 2006 23:10

   Bravo Gustavo!

8. Monica says:
   October 26, 2006 23:10

   Hey, hey, the acetone and chemical fumes make my speech blur, honest. I speak English just fine when I get fresh air. You're a funny girl, so no offense taken. However, the tips you leave me aren't very funny.

   Don't be so cheap!

   Next time the boss lady will do your stinkin cheap toes with illegal cheap chemicals. Maybe you'll see your face blurred out on 20/20 while we make fun of your fat and have you laughing along unwittingly. Your friends will recognize that tattoo on your leg plastered on their big screen TVs. It's hard to miss.

   * Etiquette notes:
   Bathe before getting a Tan at the fake sun salon.
   Before going to the nail salon, wash your feet. Please.

   Don't be depressed, come in for another pedi. We like you.

9. Gustavo Arellano says:
   October 27, 2006 09:10

   Gimme more racism of all stripes, Orange County!

10. Bruce Lee says:
    October 27, 2006 18:10

    The white men are becoming smaller in number everyday. They are fast becoming minority compared to all other ethnics combined. So the strategy is divide and conquer. Don't fall for it you fools.

    I believe apologies and a group hug are in order.
    Who's with me? Say I!!

11. Frijoles says:
    November 7, 2006 17:11

    Wetbacks are the leeches of society. Deport all wetbacks.

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