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By Daffodil J. Altan, Friday, Mar. 20 2009 @ 4:22PM
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Collette Kakuk: Gold medal worthy?
Here's one to wrap your legs around: Beach volleyball may no longer be the hottest summer Olympic sport to tune into in 2012 if a critical mass of pole dancers manages to convince the Olympic Committee that the athleticism in the activity is gold-medal competition-worthy, (once you get past the stiletto heels).

We know: Pole fitness dancers are not stripping, they're exercising. And even though pole dancing is now regularly indulged in by cookie-baking, church-going moms around the country and is remarkably acrobatic and difficult to do (disclaimer: I took a class for "research" once for this OCW story and it was a hell of a workout), will the Olympic Committee go for it?

The woman leading the charge--more than 100,000 people, (not all men), have already signed on to a two-month old Facebook petition supporting Olympic inclusion--is OC pole fitness guru Collette Kakuk, a super-toned (thanks to that pole), mother of two with an MBA who dropped her boring business consulting career a few years ago for a pair of stilettos and roomful of poles. The founder of OC Pole Fitness in south county was just beginning to tap into the local "fitness" (and, let's be honest: what's-it-like-to-dance-like-a-hot-buff-stripper) craze when I first met her in 2007.

Today, business is swelling for Kakuk, who recently founded the "Pole Fitness Association" with a dozen other professionally-minded pole dance/fitness instructors around the country (and in the UK and Canada). They're now the ones pushing for the Olympics deal and Kakuk is working to "define industry standards for our sport and validate our sport for Olympic recognition," she says. You've got to start somewhere. After all, if the Olympic Committee will recognize "Korfball" and "Tug of War" as official sports, surely there's a home for the infinitely more-interesting-to-watch (and probably judge) pole dancing "sport" somewhere? There are a few foreseeable hurdles that Kakuk and supporters will have to overcome before they can convince the Committee. For starters, how to deal with the hot factor?


How do these athletes plan to get around the platform stiletto pump action (required gear for pole fitness), without getting the judges all hot and bothered? And what about the teeny booty shorts (another indispensable part of the uniform)? Do the pole dancers ditch the shorts in favor of the ubiquitous, God-awful, boob-plastering gymnastics leotard? And then there's the moves themselves: difficult, yes. But kind of hot. Maybe the Committee will see past that. The judges always seem a tad bit on the sleepy side anyway (not much looky-looing going on during volleyball, diving, gymnastics, etc.).

For now, Kakuk and the Association are officially pushing for the inclusion of pole fitness as a demonstration or test sport in the 2012 Olympics in London. She's worked tirelessly to promote pole fitness as an acrobatic, athletic sensual sport that boosts self esteem (again a disclaimer: I did kind of feel like a bad ass when I managed to climb up then down the pole in Kakuk's class).

In her push to assimilate pole fitness into the world of other sports, she points out in her petition: "Like the horizontal bar, the vertical bar (pole) should have a place in international competitive sport." Makes sense: a trick on a bar is a trick on a bar. And: "Pole Dance/Pole Fitness is acrobatic, technical and takes disciplined physical skill and strength to master." Absolutely. Just check out the abs, thighs and arms on this year's winner of the first annual U.S. Pole Dance Federation Pole Dance Championship held a week ago in New York.  

We'll keep an eye out and our fingers crossed. Come 2012, there might be a corner somewhere in the big, glaringly bright gymnastics stadium, past the chalk and the floor show girls with ribbons in their hair, where a new legion of international athletes will be climbing onto their vertical bar in dangerously short shorts and stilettos. 

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Angi says:

Nice Article! Keeping fingers crossed.

Posted On: Saturday, Mar. 21 2009 @ 9:47PM
steve says:

Look, I'm sorry, but this is just fuckin weird...

from the OC Pole Fitness website:
Teen Girl Studio Birthday Party: Special group rate of $325 for a two hour party in honor of birthday guest age 12 - 17. $40 surcharge if party is scheduled for Friday or Saturday night.

Posted On: Monday, Mar. 23 2009 @ 10:51AM
what a crock of shit? says:

of course it's a crock of shit, but after the pornography industry and all its porn hounds get going good (picture your family dog hunched over your ankle) they'll have double anal fucking as entertainment in the olympics. that's what's really on their agenda.

Posted On: Wednesday, Apr. 1 2009 @ 10:44AM
Anonymous says:

This is such bullshit! This Lady Kakuk should stop trying to portrait this called "sport" a sport. This is pure whore(ish)stuf...it is not a sport...the pre class is ok (like any other sports class) as it involves abbs and workout but besides that it is actually embarassing.
She found a way to target women that don't have self esteem and feed their ego making them believe they are "amazing" doing pole dancing. it is a PURE SCAM to make easy money! She tries to change normal women into sleazy women in order to make her own profit. She is a joke and hopefully someone one day will see it and stop it!

Posted On: Wednesday, Apr. 1 2009 @ 6:46PM
Tiger says:

Have you read this about this called "sports girl"?

Look...read it!

http://www.dtsc.ca.gov/HazardousWaste/Projects/upload/SAP_ENF_ConsentJudgment.pdf


Posted On: Wednesday, Apr. 1 2009 @ 6:52PM
Tina says:

In Responding to this clip:Teen Girl Studio Birthday Party: Special group rate of $325 for a two hour party in honor of birthday guest age 12 - 17. $40 surcharge if party is scheduled for Friday or Saturday night.

While I do not condone teaching teens to pole dance, it does have its athletic benefits. It takes incredible upper body strenght in order to do a lot of things an advanced pole dancer can do. I do Pole Fitness which hardly incorporates the sexy aspect but I am a beginner and my body is transforming in just 3 weeks. I dont do most of the things a regular pole dancer do, I opted for the Pilates and strength training.

I do think that young girls are exposed to sex and sexually explicit materials at an earlier age now than ever before and this wouldnt be in their best interest. I also think that in order for the world to view Pole Dancing as a sport, yes the stillettos and scantily clad ladies will need to wear leaotards and not tiny shorts.

Posted On: Monday, Apr. 27 2009 @ 6:15AM
Anonymous says:

Being able to work a pole does not make a girl a whore. It is very hard on the body and takes alot of strength and stamina. Pole Dance originated by MEN who used it as a form of exercize don't take my word for it your on the web google MALAKAMB. Judgemental people are a dime a dozen.

Posted On: Saturday, Jul. 25 2009 @ 2:42PM
Anaonymous says:

THIS A PURE SCAM...what gives you strenght and makes you fit is the exercice before the "whorish" class...
You can do 1000 abs a day and run and swim and you will get fit...and of course...you can add double anal sex afterwards as part of the class and call it an icredible class...Double Anal sex gives you great strenght!!! What a joke!!!
Pole = Striptease = Vegas = low class people = whores.
Yeah...take it to the olimpics...I am sure the russians will love it and the "pole athelets" will be able to make some extra money on the side!!!

Posted On: Saturday, Aug. 15 2009 @ 5:10PM
anonymous says:

I have been taking pole dancing class for a couple months now and I thought I was "gym-fit" before taking this class, boy was I wrong. The upper arm strength that is required might equate it to an Olympic sport, see Felix Cane who performs with Cirque de Soleil in Vegas. And people come on now men and women have been "hot" for ice dancers and gymnast with their skimpy costumes for decades and pole dancers wear no less. Come on people open your minds and don't comment until you can invert yourself on a pole.

Posted On: Wednesday, Sep. 2 2009 @ 8:06PM
bratt says:

I started pole dancing about six mths ago. I tried everything to get toned up even eating less. Pole dance was the ticket ,,in 3 wks I was able to do beginning moves and climb to the top.I have a chronic illness and I will say since I started dancing I have more energy than I have ever had. And its just plain fun...my sis got hooked too and we dance together and send videos back and forth. So no ...jogging around the block is not the same thing.I have muscle mass for the first time ever..by the way I am 41. The thing is its so enjoyable unlike mundane exercise. So its a program you will stick to!

Posted On: Tuesday, Oct. 6 2009 @ 11:29PM
Lisa Valdes says:

Have you ever seen any Cirque shows?? Those women are acrobatic and dancing on poles, sheets, hoops, everything! I can see how this is a very athletic sport and can compliment the Olympics. I personally don't teach pole, but I've taken classes and yes it is very athletic indeed. You can use the pole in your bedroom to perform for your husband AND to excerise on it while the kids are at school and husband at work. There is nothing shameful in that. Vegas Stiletto Fitness doesnt use pole but we do use a chair instead. Hmmm maybe someday chair dancing will be in the olympics too! haha www.vsf-sa.com

Posted On: Friday, Nov. 13 2009 @ 4:50AM
Anonymous says:

I can never seem to reach a real person on the phone. I heard it was a scam and that the "instructor" is really just a video they play in the class. No real instuctor???

Posted On: Tuesday, Dec. 8 2009 @ 9:24AM
Iris says:

Pole dancing is the most awesome workout ever. And I could see it in the Olympics, especially if they lose the stupid high heeled platform shoes. High heels have no place in any "sport."

As for the attire, you do need a lot of skin exposed to stick to the pole, but not as much as the current style.

Whorish? No. This is not sex for money. This is not even "indecent" exposure for money. Hollywood actresses (and actors!) expose themselves much more than these ladies, AND get paid for it. But you still pay to see their movies, don't you? Get a grip on reality, people.

Posted On: Wednesday, Jan. 20 2010 @ 7:20PM

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