Truthy and hard-hitting as ever, last night Stephen Colbert took on the burning question: is OC Congressional Rep. Loretta Sanchez a whore? You can find his answer (no) here. Look for Last Night's Highlights, and scroll down to California Values Watch: Sanchez.
Those interested in Stephen's answer and his explanation of how the question started burning in the first place-- as well as those who want to know which Hilton sister Sanchez is most like-- better hurry. The video's available at the link today only, and while it might be Comedy Central's Motherload a bit longer, there's a pretty good chance it will soon disappear behind the paywall at iTunes. Why? Because the executives at Comedy Central are whores, and they only love you for your money.
Pete Nice says:
This whole he said, she said stuff is lame. We need something a little more concrete. Loretta Sanchez is pretty hot, so I can see her doing a lot of "campaigning" after hours. Show us some videos or pictures of her being a whore!!
Posted on Thursday, Feb. 8 2007 @ 11:02AM
Pete Fundy says:
As Orange County's leading conservative commentator, many people have asked me what I think about this "whore" controversy.
Let me say this. If anything, this whole mess proves that Loretta's undoubtedly smooth, supple skin is a little thinner than previously thought.
I don't know Joe Baca from a Santa Ana pothole, but that is exactly my point. Pete Fundy is often called a whore here in the OCLegend.Com office, but you'll never catch me getting my briefs in a twist. Everyone knows that congress is full of whores, so Loretta should really just calm down. Perhaps by brushing her pussy or dressing it up or something like that.
Oh, and Colbert and his 80 writers can kiss my large white OC behind with that Jon Stewart-like "she's a lady" suckup at the end of the segment. If you're out there, Colbert, deliver it straight, you whore.
Warmly yours,
Pete Fundy
Senior Editorial Writer
OCLegend.Com
Posted on Thursday, Feb. 8 2007 @ 1:02PM
Caroline McNabb says:
Getting Loretta's Christmas card is always an eye opening mail day. 2006's brushing her pussy photo was quite an eyebrow raiser. Loretta on her big bed with a pussy (cat) in 2005 certainly took the cake. Whorish? Who am I to judge, but I can see where Stephen Colbert might consider the congresswoman a pussy show off.
Posted on Monday, Feb. 12 2007 @ 2:02PM