What Does the Mayan Calendar Say About Three H's Running for OC Sheriff?

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Sheriff Craig Hunter?

Hang onto your seats, disaster lovers! The dynamics of the 2010 race for Orange County sheriff changed this week with the candidacy of Craig Hunter, second in command at the Anaheim Police Department. No need to consult your astrological chart or the Mayan calendar for a deep meaning regarding the three H's running--Hunter, Hunt and Hutchens. The race is now ripe for brutal campaign combat.

Here's why: As it stands, incumbent but electoral-untested Sandra Hutchens doesn't just need to get a plurality. She must aim to get at least 50.1 percent of the vote or face the unsettling potential of a runoff race. For Hunter and Bill Hunt, the former San Clemente police chief who challenged sheriff-turned-felon Mike Carona in the 2006 race, the odds inched up because a second-place finish doesn't automatically mean defeat.

How could this fact translate into campaign reality? Hutchens, who claims she abhors negative campaigning--actually, campaigning in its entirety--could be in a strategy predicament. If she fails to attack her challengers' suitability to lead the nation's fifth-largest sheriff's department in the post-Carona-scandal era, she risks allowing either Hunt or Hunter (or both) to go into Election Day with energized support that will block her access to a 50 percent-plus-one vote majority.

Meaningless chatter? Nope. Just ask Carona. Once Orange County's most-beloved politician and an incumbent with a huge fund-raising advantage, plus the slimy endorsement of Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger, he escaped a runoff with Hunt by 0.2 percent of the vote in 2006. Having closely followed that race, I can guarantee you Carona wouldn't have accomplished that feat without a series of blistering negative attacks on the challengers.

Add this detail to the mix: A key Carona strategist and man known to exploit any weakness he can find in opponents is Mike Schroeder, the former chairman of the California Republican Party. According to Frank Mickadeit at The Orange County Register today, Schroeder is already backing Hunter. To put it mildly, Schroeder isn't a fan of Hutchens or, though he did meet with him several times earlier this year, Hunt.

--R. Scott Moxley / OC Weekly

Polite Dinner Topic is "Racist City Ordinances" in Orange County

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Will work for . . . work, in the City of Orange.
When last Clockwork Ernest Hemingwayed on the Potluck for Progressives, this scratch-resistant sidewinder told of how the kibosh had to be put on the Nov. 13 gathering because the scheduled speaker from the regrouping California Cannabis Initiative backed out.

At the time, event coordinator Duane Roberts disclosed the new Potluck for Progressives date would be Nov. 20--this Friday night--and that the topic would be "The Criminalization of Day Laborers in Orange County."

If Roberts' aim was to present a dinner debate that inflames (heh) less passion than legalizing the Devil's weed, he failed miserably. 

Next 72nd District Assemblyman Norby Gets Fit for Cakewalk Shoes

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Your next 72nd District assemblyman (after an unnecessary run-off election), Chris Norby!
Like standing for the national anthem before the game starts, nodding at the uniformed officer before zooming through the border checkpoint or throwing toast at a movie screen flashing a sweet transvestite from Transylvania, the formality of a Jan. 12 special election is all that stands between Chris Norby and California's 72nd Assembly District seat.

Though outgoing county Supervisor Norby belongs to the same Republican party that gave the 72nd a drippy windbag who would disgrace himself, his office, his constituents, common decency and shapely lobbyists everywhere (Mike Duvall, come on down!), 14,038 district voters--or 37.2 percent of those who cast votes--went with Norby.

Mission Viejo Council Candidate Makes it Official

We previously mentioned how Dale Tyler was the first person in Mission Viejo to pull papers to potentially become a candidate to replace city councilman Lance MacLean in the event that voters recall MacLean from office in February. Now, it appears Tyler is the first person to make his candidacy official by returning those papers.

Tyler and friend/activist Connie Lee met up with me in city hall this this morning while waiting for Tyler's ballot statement to be approved by the city clerk. A software engineer, Tyler said he's not much of a political guy but pays close attention to city government. As one of the masterminds of the MacLean recall, he's been considering running to replace MacLean ever since the recall started to gain traction earlier this year.

His list of priorities for office sound a lot like the recall crowd's list of complaints about MacLean.

County Lawyer Seeks State Probe of OC Fair Privatization Plan

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What has Dick been doing?
The County of Orange's lawyer is calling on the California Attorney General to investigate potential illegal deals that could give private control of the $100 million-plus Orange County Fairgrounds property in Costa Mesa to well-connected political insiders.

In an Oct. 30, 2009, letter to Gary Schons--the state AG's top-ranking official in Southern California--County Counsel Nicholas S. Chrisos writes, "it appears" that the public board of the state-owned fairgrounds began violating open meeting and conflict-of-interest laws in July by secretly forming a private foundation to bid on the property, secretly naming themselves to the foundation's private board and hiring--without a bid process--former State Senator Dick Ackerman's law firm as the private entity's consultant.

The fair board was so concerned about secrecy it asked Ackerman's Nossaman, Guthner, Knox and Eliot to create the foundation in July--"eight days before the [law firm's] consulting contract was approved" in public, according to Chrisos.

Judge Sends the Law after Orly Taitz for Ignoring $20,000 Fine

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A Georgia federal judge last month fined Laguna Niguel's Dr. Orly Taitz Esq. for repeatedly filing "frivolous" lawsuits about Barack Obama's eligibility to be president. The deadline to pay that fine came and went Thursday; Taitz told the Columbia Ledger-Enquirer that she has no intention of paying it.

"Absolutely not," Taitz said Thursday afternoon when asked whether she would pay. "I have filed an appeal. It was a complete abuse of power."

But filing an appeal doesn't push back the deadline to pay sanctions. Taitz is about to find that out the hard way.

Legal Cannabis Initiative Woes Tweak Event for OC Progressives

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What would have been tonight's topic for the Potluck for Progressives at the Unitarian Universalist Church of Orange County really put the "pot" in Potluck for Progressives.

But a change in strategy for gaining voter approval of the California Cannabis Initiative, which is more formally known as the Tax, Regulate, & Control Cannabis Act of 2010, has changed the night and topic of the next Potluck for Progressives.

Socialist Femi-Commie Loretta Sanchez Opens Her Elitist Liberal Purse



Politico, which is a good, important publication, caught up with our Santa Ana/Garden Grove/Fullerton/Anaheim U.S. Representative Loretta Sanchez to find out what's in her purse.

Red County's Matt Cunningham zinged the piece, saying the Democrat "must have left her 'Handy Guide To Increasing Federal Control Over Americans' Lives' at home." He's probably right! But we watched nearly one minute of accompanying six-minute video and think that Cunningham missed a few important details:

Bada Bing! Irvine Great Park labor fleece attempt?

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What is the definition of organized crime?
"$90 million."

--The amount local labor unions hoped to fleece from public contracts to build the "Great Park" in Irvine, according to Irvine Democrat Chris Mears on the current episode of KOCE's "Real Orange."

Larry Agran's Great Park Failure Blasted By Fellow Liberal

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Larry the Liar nailed by fellow Liberal
"We have the great balloon not the Great Park."

--Acclaimed UC Irvine professor Mark Petrecca on the current episode of KOCE's "Real Orange" discussing the failure of Irvine city councilman Larry Agran, a fellow liberal and the ethics-less godfather of the city's politics, to deliver on his nine-year-old promises to convert a military airport into a "world class" public park. In the absence of building a park, Agran has shamelessly celebrated giving massive, taxpayer subsidized balloon rides over the proposed park area.

Orly Taitz's Fox News Protest Defies Expectations

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Dang, forgot all about that plane ticket I was gonna buy. Laguna Niguel's Orly Taitz did indeed pull off her protest of Fox News in New York City today.

She was mad at them, remember, because Bill O'Reilly called her a nut.

Fox sent a memo to employees warning that they expected about 150 protesters. Gawker's got the photos (click), looks like there were maybe... 10 people there.

Head to Salon for more on the lovely person who partnered with Taitz the protest: the Rev. James Manning, who has repeatedly expressed a desire to see Obama, "the long legged mac daddy," die.

See Dick Run . . . Away From Indoctrination Into the Gay Vegan Godless Proletarian Revolution!

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Katharine DeBrecht, a Fox News favorite who has already foisted onto young minds Help! Mom! There Are Liberals Under My Bed!, has written a follow-up titled Help! Mom! Radicals Are Ruining My Country!, an anti-Obama screed she boasts is "a hilarious and entertaining way for parents to sit down with their children and teach them the origins of the new Tea Party movement and the importance of standing up for liberty and the American Dream."

DeBrecht explains in the press materials accompaying the announcement of her new book's release, "When public schools no longer teach children about the founding of our nation and spend most of the time discussing the plight of polar bears or creating chants to idolize the President something is terribly wrong. There should be something out there for parents to teach their children the values of hard work, individual responsibility and freedom, and the importance of defending these when they are under attack."

Guess My Pet Goat was checked out.

State Sen. Lou Correa Needs a Geography Lesson

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​The office of state Sen. Lou Correa (D-Santa Ana) sent out an email containing the flier attachment above for the "Pathways to Higher Education Conference," a free event for high school students and their parents set for Nov. 21 at Coastline Community College in Garden Grove.

The conference will feature a legislative update and information on financial aid, preparing for college and leadership-skill building. But the politician--or, more likely, the staffers who throw this stuff together--seem in need of a remedial geography lesson.

PAC's Fundraising Appeal: We're Suing OC Sheriff Sandra Hutchens, Helping Campaigns to Oust Her

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Sheriff Sandra Hutchens, the one on the right.
​Funds are being collected for an upcoming court challenge of Orange County Sheriff Sandra Hutchens.

OCCCCW, a Costa Mesa-based political action committee (PAC) that aims to expand the distribution of concealed weapons permits, has posted on its website a message that begins, "Soon OCCCWS will be going to court to fight just one example of the Sheriff's egregious behavior."

Orly Taitz Motion Says Local Judge Wants to Lynch Her

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John Gilhooley, OC Weekly
Maybe we will get another date with Orly Taitz in Santa Ana's Ronald Reagan Federal Building and Courthouse after all. Less than two weeks after Judge David O. Carter dismissed the Laguna Niguel's Barnett v. Obama lawsuit seeking to throw the President out of office, Taitz has filed a motion for reconsideration of that case.

And boy is it... interesting. Some might call the motion racially and politically offensive, but, whatever. Like any battle for freedom, Orly's war has its casualties, and common decency is among them.

The entire thing, which is pretty long, is posted on her blog (which may or may not infect you with a virus; we can't tell right now. Instead, read the motion on Scribd.). Basically, Taitz is saying that every single thing that Carter's ruling said is wrong and factually inaccurate--which is explainable because, Taitz says, the entire opinion was written by a law clerk who is actually an Obama double agent.

Bill Hunt Now Officially Batshit Loco

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Arpaio, Coe, and Hunt: Pendejos in a pod? For sure, the first two...

It was bad enough that Orange County Sheriff's candidate Bill Hunt invited a man as controversial as Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio to shill for him at a fundraiser. But for Hunt to allow California Coalition for Immigration Reform head Barbara Coe into the fest means he has just sealed his fate with the rational people of Orange County.

Bill: that picture. Why? Do you really want to be associated with the godmother of the modern-day Know Nothing movement, a lady who rails about the homosexual agenda, who doesn't believe in vaccines because they're a government plot, who doesn't make qualms about her hatred of Muslims (not just the terrorists, Bill, but even those successful ones that can give you mucho cash)? Who says President Barack Obama is worse than Hitler, who is a Birfer, who believes cell phones can make popcorn kernels pop? Who recently wrote to her minions in an email that the Koran tells Muslims to "'torture, kill all American non-believers'"? Really?

If you do, your chances for beating current Sheriff Sandra Hutchens aren't necessarily over. Unfortunately, the crazies outnumber the good in this land, just like in Maricopa County. But given you're already running an underdog campaign, it's rather dangerous to associate with extremists and to pose with them for pictures, pictures that your political opposition will no doubt plaster across SanTana, Anaheim, Irvine, Little Saigon, and basically anywhere where diversity, tolerance, and logic reigns.

Then again, if you do want to associate with the despicable likes of Coe, that'll just mean you've become just like your professed hero Arpayaso. Congrats on that!

Arpaio Raises Howls Inside, Heckles Outside Bill Hunt for Sheriff Dinner

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Joe Arpaio (left), Barbara Coe and Bill Hunt--together at last. They are shown here at a VIP reception before a fundraiser for Hunt's campaign for Orange County sheriff.
I went to a Bill Hunt for Sheriff fund-raiser tonight, and a Joe Arpaio Dinner Show broke out.

OC's RFK Democrat Leader Steps Down

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Aitken: OC's Proud Lefty
Earlier this week, nationally prominent Santa Ana trial lawyer Wylie Aitken stepped down after 17 years as the leader of the Orange County Democratic Foundation and the group voted Dan Jacobson its new chairman. The ultra well-connected Aitken, who considers assassinated U.S. Senator Robert F. Kennedy his political hero, played a major role in shaping OC history by orchestrating the startling upset election of Loretta Sanchez over longtime Republican Congressman Robert K. Dornan in 1996. But under Aitken's direction the foundation was never able to recruit a serious candidate to challenge the temperamental goof ball of OC's congressional delegation: Dana Rohrabacher, our self-styled "surfin' congressman," though credible evidence of his ability to ride a wave on a surfboard appears to be nonexistent. Fifty-year-old Jacobson lives in Tustin, works as a lawyer and teaches at Pacific West College. One of his first missions might be to break the GOP stranglehold over all five county Board of Supervisor seats.

--R. Scott Moxley / OC Weekly

Norby Hopes Anti-Illegals' Darling Tom McClintock Supplies a Campaign Bump

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Tom McClintock For Congress 2009
Congressman Tom McClintock is shown from his state Senate days.
Orange County sheriff candidate Bill Hunt, who gets a showy show of support from Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio at the Phoenix Club in Anaheim tonight, is not the only local office-seeker hoping for a campaign bump from an out-of-town darling of the anti-immigrant crowd.

Supervisor Chris Norby, who is seeking the state Assembly seat abandoned by Mike "Dripper" Duvall (R-Yorba Linda), hosts Congressman Tom McClintock (R-Granite Bay) in his Fullerton home Saturday morning.*

*CLARIFICATION: See reader's comment below about Norby's campaign promoting a precinct walk by mentioning McClintock's support, not an appearance by the NorCal congressman Saturday. 
 

America's Dumbest Sheriff* to Shill for Bill Hunt at Phoenix Club Thursday

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Arpaio: Still not as much of a clown as Carona...

Originally published Halloween, but moved up until Thursday because the comments left by Arpayaso supporters are some of the stupidest ever left in Navel Gazing history--and considering many Mater Dei grads write here, that's saying something...join in the fun!

**Updated, with new info on the bottom...

As we told you a couple of weeks ago, Orange County sheriff's candidate Bill Hunt, in an act of either delusion or desperation (care to weigh in, Bill?), has invited wasteful, moronic Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio to raise money for him. Hunt has now revealed the location of his fundraiser: this Thursday at 6 p.m. at Anaheim's venerable Phoenix Club.

We will give Bill credit for his knowledge of Orange County, because only in this damned place will you find as much blind support for Nickel Bag Joe as the Phoenix area, where the hatred of wabs trumps everything, even a corrupt, Constitution-hating pendejo like Arpayaso. Wait a minute: unqualified support by most conservatives for a wretch? Hey, Mike Carona: where are you?

Judging by the Know Nothings that dominate la naranja, Bill should raise millions. Good for you! All other good people: welcome Joe this Thursday at 6 p.m. on the public sidewalks near 1340 S. Sanderson Ave., Anaheim. See you there!

*Only because Mike Carona is no longer sheriff, of course...

**UPDATED: Lot of counter-protesters expected today, at least if you believe the flurry of misspelled email by local Aztlanistas over the past days (funniest one: the Facebook page, "PROTEST SHERIFF JOE ARPAIO IN ANAHIEM." Raza: SPELL CHECK!!!).  Learn more about it on my radiola today on KPFK-FM 90.7 at 3 p.m. Know Nothings highly encouraged to call in so I can ridicule ustedes further: (818) 985-5735!

Malalai Joya to Speak at UC Irvine This Thursday

God, what a nightmare Afghanistan is--gracias for nothing, Dubya! And Obama doesn't get any free pass, either--if he had any sense, he'd do whatever possible to promote people like Malalai Joya instead of corrupt cabrones like the Karzai brothers. Joya, a former legislator in the Afghan parliament booted because she toes no line, Taliban or Karzai, will speak at UC Irvine mañana, 7 p.m., at the Crystal Cove Auditorium. Progressive calendar for this Thursday: protest Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpayaso for a couple of minutes, then hop on the 57-to-5-to-55-to-73 to catch Joya.

Below, the speech that catapulted Joya to international fame--and marked her as a threat of actual democracy for Afghanistan's rulers, whether Taliban or American-appointed:


Use Your Party of No Apps While Teabagging for Jesus

Republicans--possibly re-invigorated by grass-roots, ultra-conservative gadflies--are poised to sweep off-year elections today in the Virginia and New Jersey governor races and a special congressional election in upstate New York. So, with little else to smile about, we present for those chagrined by what the teabag leaves reveal the contents of two recent emails from Clockwork's favorite ex-Orange Countian now residing in Minnesota.

The first is below, the second follows after the jump . . .


Have Your Robo-Responder Contact My Robo-Responder and Set Up a Virtual Lunch, Madame Senator

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This is either Sen. Dianne Feinstein or her screen saver.
Have you ever been leaving a political website when a pop-up asks you to weigh in on an issue? And have you ever decided it would be just as quick to click a couple boxes indicating your support/opposition as it would be to close the pop-up and be on your merry way? And, seconds after your robo-reply was delivered, have you ever received a robo-response from the politician your electronic form letter was delivered to?

As you'll see after the jump, that's what happened after I came out for/against (can't recall which) the "Preservation of Antibiotics for Medical Treatment Act of 2009" (S. 619). Take it away, Sen. Dianne Feinstein's Robo-Responder . . .

Gavin Newsom Drops Out of Governor Race

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Not OC news, but we are in California: San Fransisco Mayor Gavin Newsom has dropped out of the race to be governor.

It now looks like Attorney General Jerry Brown--you know, the crusty guy who used to be governor--faces very little Democratic primary opposition.

Meanwhile, the Republican nomination remains a three-way between ex-Ebay CEO/political lightweight Meg Whitman and two very cordial dudes, Steve Poizner and Tom Campbell.


Why Not Draw and Quarter Obama and Judge Carter?

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The execution of Guy Fawkes' (Guy Fawkes), by Claes (Nicolaes) Jansz Visscher,

The reactions to yesterday's dismissal of Orly Taitz's Barnett v. Obama lawsuit continue to pour in. Taitz has been publishing letters from her followers non-stop on her blog. This charmer just got put up, addressing Federal Judge David O. Carter, who presides in Santa Ana:

Attention North-County Voters! Register to Replace The Dripper!

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Dearly disgraced Mike "The Dripper" Duvall
Monday is your last day to register to vote in the Assembly District 72 special primary.

Info on registration is at the OC Registrar of Voter's site.

If you're unsure of whether you're an AD72 constituent, you can use the State Assembly's ghetto website to figure it out. If you live in Brea, Fullerton or Placentia, you're in. If you live in Anaheim, La Habra, Orange or Yorba Linda... you might be in. Better check.

Why's it a "special" election?

1. It's not often you have to vote for who's going to replace an elected official that bragged, in a public meeting, about spanking a lobbyist.

Spend Halloween Fighting for Obama's Spoooky Healthcare Plan

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Violentz / Flickr / Creative Commons
Grandma after death panel
Objectively, health-care reform is "scary." As in, it scares people. Some people.

And even if many of those people also think that FOX News will soon be made illegal and the swing flu vaccine comes with a mind-control chip, well... they're still people.

So it's not totally crazy to want to spend Halloween advocating for health-care reform. Instead of further freaking out those people who are already scared, though, you might want to focus on assuaging their fears.

The Greatest Hits of the Taitz Dismissal

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Judge David O. Carter today threw out Dr. Orly Taitz's Barnett v. Obama lawsuit against President Obama. This was the lawsuit filed with dozens of plaintiffs, in Santa Ana Federal court, with a judge that seemed to listen patiently to the legal theories of Taitz and co-counsel Gary Kreep.

Read the judge's opinion here.

Essentially, Carter ruled that the courts don't have the power to remove a sitting president -- only Congress does -- and therefor the case could not move forwards. In addition, most of the plaintiffs had no standing to sue because they couldn't demonstrate they had been harmed.

There are some choice passages in the ruling. We've rounded up a few...

The New Economy Will Run On ChuckBucks

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If Chuck DeVore, the State Assemblyman from Irvine, wins the seat he seeks in the U.S. Senate, can he fix the financial woes of California and the country?

All signs point to yes, given his campaign's latest innovation: ChuckBucks.

The dollar is kind of done, don't you agree? DeVore might be on to something by inventing his own currency.

Sure, right now, the value of ChuckBucks are supposedly pegged to the dollar. Buy ten ChuckBucks, and DeVore gets ten dollars -- enough to print some campaign bumper stickers, apparently.

But think of the possibilities.

Will You Protest Bill O'Reilly for Orly Taitz?

Papa Bear Bill O'Reilly devoted a short segment on The Factor to Laguna Niguel's Dr. Orly Taitz a few nights ago. Nothing in depth; just featured two ladies with no perceivable qualifications other than their intellect discussing the $20,000 judicial fine recently levied on Taitz. There didn't seem to be much sympathy for the "eligibility" cause:



Ever since, Taitz's blog has featured a steady stream of letters from outraged followers. Thank goodness they're turning their words into action by organizing a protest of that liberal double-agent Bill O'Reilly and his communist network FOX:

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