A Shameless Way To Escape Jury Duty

Categories: Crime & Sex, Moxley
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During the jury selection phase in a Santa Ana murder trial this afternoon, a twenty-something Orange County Asian male pulled a maneuver I can't recall having witnessed in two decades of covering trials: He guaranteed that he wouldn't become a juror by manipulating both the prosecution and the defense.

This backpack-toting person, whose name is sealed but who claimed he works for a local legal consulting firm that locates experts for litigation, told defense lawyer Derek Bercher that, "I think I have a bias for police officers . . . On average, I think they have more credibility."

Bercher, who represents accused murderer Sandra Jessee, fired back: "Do you remember the Rampart [Los Angeles police corruption] scandal?"

The potential juror, the son of a Boeing software engineer and a postal clerk, smiled: "Not really."

But minutes later this college-educated juror, number 138 of the pool, guaranteed that he'd be rejected by also alarming the Orange County District Attorney's office. He told prosecutor Michael F. Murray that, regardless of the law, he'd hold him to a higher burden of proof than "beyond a reasonable doubt."

"Do you know how that would concern me?" Murray asked, igniting laughter throughout the courtroom.

Sure, the man said.

"So if you were me and somebody said that to you, would you keep him on the jury?" Murray asked.

"It depends," the potential juror replied as he contorted his face and then added the clincher line: "Yes, I'd be worried [if I were you]."

Five minutes later, Murray removed this man from the jury box, where fellow OC residents will be called upon to decide justice in the case of a good man viciously murdered in his Placentia home in 1998.

And how am I sure about this would-be juror's less-than-noble acts? As soon as he walked through Judge Glenda Sander's courtroom doors, but before they had closed, he screamed as if his favorite football team had scored a game-winning touchdown.

Classy.

--R. Scott Moxley / OC Weekly

Comments (4)

Major Variola (ret) says:

You are not the state's slave,
the accused's right to a jury
does not justify conscription.

Simply ignore the jury invitation.

If you do choose to go, check out
the fully informed jury website
at fija dot com, learn about jury
nullification. (That's when
juries refuse to send slaves back
to masters, contrary to the law)

Posted On: Friday, Jun. 19 2009 @ 9:49AM
Anonymous says:

Was it necessary to mention the guy was Asian? His race has nothing to do with the story. I seriously doubt the "reporter" would mention the guy's race if he were Latino/Hispanic, black or white.

Posted On: Monday, Jun. 22 2009 @ 11:40PM
Tony says:

I forgot to report. I was looking for a job. What's going to happen to me?

Posted On: Tuesday, Jun. 23 2009 @ 10:59PM
butter says:

Good for this guy. We should not be forced to go to war, work in hospitals and be slaves to the court system. I work hard and pay plenty of taxes that can be paid to people not working or with more free time. Forcing us to do this is wrong. Don't like it? Don't break the law.

Posted On: Friday, Oct. 30 2009 @ 7:43AM

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