Two police cruisers were seen parked outside the infamous Octomom residence on Madonna Lane in La Habra, just past 11 p.m. last night. Three officers stood chatting in the street, backlit by the interior lights of the residence's open door. The reason for the call is unknown. More >>

Bankrupto-mom

My boo-to-be can't get a break. More >>

SpaghettiOhNo!

Octomom Nadya Suleman, who has turned to masturbating for money amid a bankruptcy filing and the auction of her La Habra home, apparently has eschewed whipped cream and syrup as sexy-aids, and has turned to an afternoon snack enjoyed by kids everywhere: SpaghettiOs.More >>

Faithful readers will recall that Octomom Nadya Suleman takes years (to the frustration of ol' Dulaney) before diving into a relationship and bumping uglies with her beau.

Well, it looks like the La Habra resident has a new boyfriend and is ready to romp: Handy Manny. Nadya has apparently agreed to shoot a masturbation video for a web-based adult entertainment company.
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We know Nadya Suleman is a Chatty Cathy, but she took it to new levels Monday  when she talked over Howard Stern as he attempted to get freaky over the phone.More >>

Octomomma is chatty for the right price

Nadya Suleman is one celibate, Taco Bell-loving, non-Hunger Games-watching gal.

I spoke with La Habra's most famous yesterday through Dial-a-star.com, where other losers can chat with D-List celebrities for as little as $2 a minute, or $100 a minute, depending one's, uh, taste in pop culture.More >>

​Two things occurred to me when a link to what were billed as nude photos of Octomom Nadya Suleman arrived in my inbox:

1) Is there anything I don't subject myself to for youse people?

B. This job does not pay enough for this shit.
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Dial-a-star.com

​Got any burning questions for Octomom Nadya Suleman? Perhaps, ones like: Who are your favorite 11 children? Tried any new drywall recipes? Made any mortgage payments lately? Spent any time parenting lately?  

Call her up!

Suleman is one of the "stars" (groan) of Dial-A-Star.com, a website that connects fans with fauxlebrities. Rates vary depending on the operator--an Octochat costs $12 a minute, while a gabfest with Dina Lohan is $25 a minute and one with Real Housewives of New Jersey's Danielle Staub is $18 per minute. Shockingly, these aren't "adult lines"--we think. Each operator has a list of predetermined discussion topics. 
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​Spottily employed single mother of 14 Nadya Suleman of La Habra has lost her California drivers license, according to a published report.

That's not lost as in misplaced but lost as in having the privilege to drive taken away from her.

Too bad it wasn't a license to breed . . . taken away years ago.
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