The Los Angeles Times is Stupid (Canto MCXVI)

Categories: Naranja News

It's painful picking up the Los Angeles Times every morning and notice it's getting lighter every week. While they're doing this, however, their Chicago pendejo overseers are spending mucho millions on how to attract more readers. Their supposed salvation: Mexicans.

If so, why in God's green earth would they axe La Cucaracha, the pinche funny comic strip drawn by legendary pocho Lalo Alcaraz??? It's one of the precious few comic strips in Latino USA drawn by Latinos and that deal with Latino issues. But fuck affirmative action: the strip is funny (we'll never forget the one or two strips dealing with Paris Hilton's Mexican relative, Fresno). What's more boggling is that the Times deported Lalo while keeping creaking gabacho favorites like Crankshaft and Rex Morgan, MD and unfunny tripe like Dennis the Menace and that weird one with the kid that doesn't talk.

Below is Lalo's take. And Los Times: if you ever get rid of 9 Chickweed Lane, I'm cancelling my free subscription.

Dear friends

My daily comic strip, La Cucaracha has been CUT from the LA TIMES, without so much as an explanation. Can you please help bring to their attention that perhaps Los Angeles, with its majority Raza population might need at least ONE THING in the newspaper to show kids and grownups that represents a large part of Los Angeles in the paper? I'm thinking "Blondie" isn't really reflective of Los Angeles.

If you email them, please cc me at laloalcaraz@yahoo.com

Please contact:
Los Angeles Times Readers' Representative Office
E-mail: readers.rep@latimes.com
Telephone message line: (877) 554-4000
Fax: (213) 237-3535
Postal mail: 202 W. 1st St., Los Angeles, CA 90012

Gracias
Lalo Alcaraz

Comments (9)

Zuma Hans says:

Is it worth losing La Cucaracha, Mister Boffo, and Candorville to get rid of Mallard Fillmore? Those were three good strips that bit the dust.

But I am tempted to say yes to this faustian bargain.

Mallard Fillmore was as funny as Bill O'Reilly, but without Bill's gracious sense of fair play.

But ... why did we have to lose the three hippest, bravest comic strips in order to get rid of Mallard?

La Cucaracha was funny. Candorville had the girl with smarts and a bosom. And Boffo had ... something... funny ... I think.

Meanwhile, Crankshaft repeats the same bus driver leaves mom running in bathrobe gag for the 51st Monday in a row.

For Better or For Worse continues to demonstrate why Canada is so boring.

And 9 Chickweed Lane continues to address sexual identity and desire ... the first comic strip to be named after a naughty bit of human anatomy since Peanuts. Keep that one.

I mean, what, is this, some sort of Tribune conspiracy to dumb down the LA Times to Chicago levels? How else can you explain La Cucaracha being cancelled so we can see that Sally Forth is no more amusing or trendsetting now than it was 30 years ago. And Rex Morgan could only appeal to a Cubs fan's wife.

Bridge? A bridge column? How many people read that? Where's the chess column? The Texas Hold 'Em column?

Why does the Times continue to run TV listings? They are as relevant in this era of 500 channels as was the stock listings. Couldn't the astrology be moved to another page to make room for more comics?

And - the elephant in the room - will Garry Trudeau pull Doonesbury because the Times reduced its size?

Posted On: Monday, Mar. 5 2007 @ 10:03AM
EL CHAVO! says:

I noticed it was missing in yesterdays paper. I don't think it the funniest thing out there, but it is unique and at least has some relevance to the many Chicanos in LA. There's a lot of stupid animal or baby comics they could have cut instead.

Posted On: Monday, Mar. 5 2007 @ 11:03AM
Lisa Alvarez says:

and they're letting Erin Aubry Kaplan go too. Damn.

Posted On: Monday, Mar. 5 2007 @ 1:03PM
2RealEstateMidgets says:

The Los Angeles Times is stupid? How about Lalo Alcaraz is stupid for circulating an e-mail address that doesn't even work! I suspect that this inoperable e-mail address will have received more than a few race-soaked letters beseeching them to bring Alcarez's comic strip back, but mine was a letter from a heretofore uninvolved sometime reader of the Los Angeles Times vigorously favoring their decision. That it was fundamentally unfunny is possibly the hugest understatement of the 2006-2007 fiscal year; analogous in its mirthless way to "Mallard
Fillmore", another space-sucker they wisely chopped from the comics page like an ink-induced cancer. Boy, did it suck.

Cockblocked by "return to sender". Way to go, Lalo!

Posted On: Monday, Mar. 5 2007 @ 2:03PM
Upgrayedd says:

And what's with that lame Sunday comic Pink Panther, i've re-read that over and over trying to see if i was missing something

i sent something to a different Times email, hope they get the message (literally & ... well you know)

Posted On: Monday, Mar. 5 2007 @ 4:03PM
Pete Fundy says:

Never underestimate the power of daily complaint letters.

Warmly yours,
Pete Fundy
Senior Editorial Writer
OCLegend.Com

Posted On: Monday, Mar. 5 2007 @ 7:03PM
Lalo Alcaraz says:

ASK A CUCARACHO:
To answer the Q's and A*******'s

WOULD LA CUCA SUBMIT TO THE ROLLED UP NEWSPAPER SPLAT IF IT MEANT FILLING MALLARD FILMORE WITH "DUCKSHOT?"
Aw gee, thats tough! Uh, no, uh, solidarity between political comics, eh, .. I, uh...I'll never see Bruce Tinsley at a Convention so, "Hellllllll NO." And he's in 400 other papers supposedly and LA is my homebase, so I need it more, beyby. So do da city, homes.

EMAIL COCKBLOCKING
Only some are getting bounced back by the supposed inoperable readers rep address, so I've also circulated the Comics Editor Sherry Stern's email:
sherry.stern@latimes.com, the editor-in-jefe James O'Shea, james.oshea@latimes.com and the publisher with the "Latino Strategy" guaranteed to attract more Latinos to the Times(!) David Hiller at david.hiller@latimes.com.

AND...
letting Erin Aubry Kaplan go SUCKS TOO.
Did they fire her during Afircan-American History Month?

Y...
and yes, Pink Panther, sheesh, and like National League leader in RBI's Pete Fundy says, "Never underestimate the power of daily complaint letters."

NOW FOR THE IMPERSONAL PASTED UP PS BS:::::::
I will be on national Air America radio (KTLK 1150 AM) sometime this week with Elayne Boosler and Merril Markoe, who are subbing for Stephanie Miller, and locally in Los on 90.7 FM KPFK's Uprising with Senali between 7-8am on Thursday. Thanks, I will keep ya posted!
lalo

Posted On: Tuesday, Mar. 6 2007 @ 4:03AM
meowqueen says:

Well, I e-mailed Sherry Stern this morning (Tues. March 6) and she e-mailed me back and said La Cucaracha will be back in the LA Times Wednesday due to all the letters and e-mails from Lalo's fans (like me!).

Keep up the good work Lalo!

Posted On: Tuesday, Mar. 6 2007 @ 3:03PM
Ather says:

MICHEL JACKSON'S DEATH 26 JUNE 2009
1.It was afternoon
2.He was waking along park
3.Suddenly,he held his heart and leaned towards a tree for support and fell down near tree
4.Beside this park there were double storied houses
CONCLUSION:- LASER-MURDER

Posted On: Wednesday, Jul. 1 2009 @ 7:15AM

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