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Paging Prognosticators
Posted by Matt Coker in Main
December 19, 2006 1:12 PM
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Will the Ducks win the Stanley Cup? Will the Angels make it to the Series? Will Tawny Kitaen stay out of jail? Will terrorists hit one of our local targets: Disneyland, the San Onofre nuke plant or TBN headquarters? Should they hit Disneyland? Will home prices collapse? What will happen first: our troops out of Iraq or Bush out of the White House? And what about Britney Spears? Will she find love, or if she can't find love is this crazy world not worth a hill of beans? What kind of beans? Kidney? Refried? Black? Who you callin' kidney?
Folks, we need your help. Please leave your comments in the box at the bottom of the blog link. We are conducting what those crack scientists at Tyra call "research" or an "upcoming" thing we like to call "a piece." Yummm . . . Tyra: now there's a piece. Damn fine kidney, too. Wonder what's in store for her in '07. Tell us below, 'cause like we said, we don't know shit. That's where you come in: to give us shit.
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December 19, 2006 21:12
I will rule everything the light touches. Except for the shadowy place, beyond our borders. I must never go there.
December 20, 2006 21:12
Dana Rohrabacher will write a far-fetched movie script about a congressman who writes great movie scripts. Curt Pringle will shamelessly declare Gwen Stefani's old house a historical landmark and begin covering it in gold leaf. One of the Weekly's less stable reporters will be released after a routine traffic stop that nearly revealed the Stinger missile in her trunk. The old Movieland Wax Museum will return as the "People Magazine Earwax Museum of Buena Park" and feature cotton swabs yellowed by the likes of Madonna, Bill Clinton and Pope John Paul II.
Pete Fundy, of course, will skip the Clinton exhibit.
Warmly yours,
Pete Fundy
Senior Editorial Writer
OCLegend.Com
December 21, 2006 12:12
Iraq still a quagmire in January 2008
Impeachment hearings for GWB in the fall of 2007
December 21, 2006 19:12
in the year no one keeps track of years...
global warming heats things up just enough for alaska to host throngs of naked affluent brown folks in a neo-shramana movement.
white folks are fucked, literally - recessive genes. islam is also exstinct. statues of those people go on tour at state museums.
the rare appearance of albinots cause them to be worshipped as gods.
muba lama-endorsed tibetan scientists propose a system of punishment to the ministry of justice that replaces the death penalty with confined reincarnation.
hiv/aids is so curable that everyone's got it.
no one is hungry, just very very skinny.
no one is poor because there's no wanting.
china has liberated the last rebellious state - america.
ocweekly is o&o by the state.
December 30, 2006 00:12
Rosie will pose in Play Girl.