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By Matt Coker, Tuesday, Mar. 28 2006 @ 2:03PM
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The following message was left on a Weekling answering machine. But as you read this, keep in mind that a more competent and diligent and unbigoted school administrator than Frances Claire you'll never know. We just could not resist the urge to mischievously insert phrases in [BRACKETS] throughout her message. Check it out:

Good morning, this is Frances Claire, principal of Mater Dei High School, with a special announcement. In response to yesterday's civil demonstrations [BY MEXICANS], please know the Mater Dei administration and security, in conjunction with the Santa Ana Police Department, secured the campus [TO KEEP THE MEXICANS OUT] and made sure each and every student was escorted to their cars [TO AVOID MEXICANS]. Rest assured, parents, at no time was there any danger to students [FROM MEXICANS] from yesterday's demonstration. Again, today, we are in consultation with the Santa Ana Police Department [TO KEEP AN EYE ON THE MEXICANS] and will do everything to ensure a safe school environment [FREE OF MEXICANS] throughout the day for your students. Please contact us if you have any concerns about the safety of the students [UP TO AND INCLUDING THE MEXICAN ONES.]

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Ivan says:

Whats the big deal, they secured the school to keep people out (not just mexicans), but to also keep students inside from participating in the demonstrations. I don't know if you noticed but the majority of the demonstrations are illegal, and especially on the freeways, dangerous. There are rules to protesting (unless you get proper permits) that if not followed, you can be arrested for. Probably won't happen because arresting the protesters could create a whole other problem, even rioting. I don't understand why you would put down a school for taking precautions. AND STOP PLAYING THE RACE CARD, ITS NOT GOING TO GET YOU ANYWHERE. It doesn't matter if the people out there are black, white, brown, yellow, red, purple, green or fucking magenta. Its a precaution for a situation, not for a particular race. The only people that i personally know that attend Mater Dei, are Latino. And by the way, i'm Latino.

Posted On: Tuesday, Mar. 28 2006 @ 3:03PM
Ade says:

Did you just start reading this fine rag? It's OFFICE humor. Relax. We all need to, despite the charged political climate. Think of it this way, the school called a business office where to the best of their knowledge no one's children go to school to give an automated message? Come on, laugh.

Posted On: Tuesday, Mar. 28 2006 @ 8:03PM
rev. quitter says:

aaaghh mexicans running amok!

Posted On: Wednesday, Mar. 29 2006 @ 12:03PM
Ivan says:

ok its funny

Posted On: Wednesday, Mar. 29 2006 @ 3:03PM
Ade says:

Glad you see that.

Posted On: Wednesday, Mar. 29 2006 @ 11:03PM

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