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What's in the box?

Posted by Luke Y. Thompson in Free Crap That Came in the Mail

April 23, 2008 3:40 PM

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All you publicists out there have been lax in sending me meaningless free stuff to blog about, but this makes up for it. A package that's, what, five feet tall?

What could possibly be inside?

A "Ghost in the Shell" Motoko Kusanagi inflatable love doll?

A coat rack?

Samurai swords?

Iron Man?

After the jump, see what delight(s) lurked within the giant box...

IT'S A MOP!!!!!

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Technically, the O-Cedar Pro Scrub sponge roller. But the word "mop" works fine.

And here I thought I was going to be without a gift for our receptionist on "Administrative Professionals Day." Now she has a nice present that will help her clean up after me. The gift that keeps on giving.

 

Comments (2)

  1. not anonymous! says:
    April 23, 2008 21:05

    GET OVER YOURSELF ALREADY!

  2. Anonymous says:
    April 24, 2008 05:19

    Yegads, man! Are you expecting?

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