Maybe someone should call the Diocese of Orange PR Guru, Ryan Lilygren. Afterall, the Diocese has never hesitated before in posting PR releases and should be open and transparent enough to keep OC Catholics informed about Mon. Urell.

Maybe Mnsgr. Urell is trying to fake his death & disappear to Panama, like that British canoeist & his wife tried to do. ;-)

I don't have an answer to your question, Gustavo, but you may want to re-acquaint yourself with the meaning of the word "minimum"...as in "minimum of three months..."

"Hey Jubal"

Your attitude is so assholeish. I was on a trip into Mexico last week and thought I saw your dishonest guy Mon Urell riding a donkey in the desert. He had a couple bottles of Tequila courage and I was sure he was headed back to Orange County to face the music with his congregation!
Truth is that most stay in treatment for 30 days with Heroin, crack and Meth problems. Now his problems being of a conflict of nature on weather to tell about the priests taking kids to Mexico to see the donkey show or weather to tell that he new young
Girls were being impregnated and young boys butt raped. I give him a year and I guess he will be back in another parish.

So it stands then to reason you rocket scientist Jubal it will take him a year in treatment to be strong enough not to spill the beans. If you ran the church Jubal would you trust him right now? Fuck no! he cracked and he very well could crack again by the protests that I will lead in front of his church if he does come back.

Jubal try going to the mail box and mailing a letter to Urell. Come on get out and live a little on the wild side. Tell Urell were looking forward to seeing him soon.

Why not hold a contest? Call it, WHERE IS JOHNNY? The person who comes the closest will win a, ROGER MAHONY FOR POPE bumper sticker left over from the last papal election.

"The world is vast, I fear little will be discovered on these voyages." Vasco de Gama, 1499

So too it is reported to me, Your Pontiff, that the world remains "VAST", allowing my miters and red hats to believe they will bamboozle all laity into believing the sexual assault crisis is over, when YOU AND I KNOW, it has barely begun.

If you believe that the billions of dollars already paid out, from laity donations, have not even begun to correct abhorant satanic deviance in our Church, I encourage you not to donate to any source of monies to any cause, until full correction, personal accountability, and forgiveness, as well as hard penance, are conferred, or granted, by the laity, to the overwhelming majority of my very corrupt curia.

Please pray for my, and my College of Cardinals' overtly guilty souls; though in all truth none of us deserve anything but eternal damnation.

Yours In Christ, Sinner, Unforgiven, & Guilty Co-Conspirator...And Oh Yes, A Merry Christmas To All,

Benedict XVIth
Pontiff

funny how sensitive to criticism our boy jubal is on his own site but elsewhere...

LOL.

you never cease to crack me up matt!

Senior Urell esta aqui

www.bishopaccountability.org/abusetracker for the latest on one of my prime criminal cardinals, Roger M. Mahony, pretending he was assaulted, but never filing a police report...shades of the so called tripping down "a few" stairs of the Gallup, New Mexico Roman Catholic Miter, and his "gentle little friends about 3 to 4 feet tall, with masks".

'Tef' (as in Teflon) Mahony (all 'Hef' as in Hugh Hefner) also has been spreading a rumor, for over 9 years, he is dying of cancer, yet there is no medical evidence to back that up either.

I tell you honestly, as your Pontiff, non fiction remains extremely more bizarre than fiction.

Merry Christmas to all, and to all remember the real and ongoing curial criminal filth has not even been disclosed yet.

Benedict XVIth
Pontiff

Jubal is correct Gustavo,

don't ever underestimate the power of minimalness.

When minimal can be done, it usually is.

Minimal awareness, minimal compensation, minimal concern, minimal remorsefulness... minimal accountability (that one's for the Pope who posted above)

The diocese may be turning over a new leaf by beginning to explore the term "maximum". As in maximum security prison. Maximum sentence for pergury perhaps? Maybe Urell's time committed to the Southdown Institute can be used as some kind of crazy-time served when he re-enters real life where we all live day to day with our own hell's of anxiety and fear.

Let's pray it is. It's all we can do Gustavo, we can only pray it is. I am weeping as I type this. :-(

Christopher H:

Prayer is NOT enough, you must withold all monies to all causes, direct or indirect, and encourgaing all laity to do so, related to the complete corrupt, and unrepentent Church, and it's criminal conduct, as well as lack of any personal accountability, in it's ongoing institutionalized enabling of many thousands of child rapists, oral copulators, kidnappers, mental torturers, physical maimers, black-mailers, embezzlements, perjurers, sodomizers, etc., in a long string of yet to be prosecuted felonies and racketeering, over multiple decades, at 100% laity expense, and still completely unchecked outside the USA, thoughout the rest of this world.

This advise comes to us from the writings, almost a thousand years ago, from Saint Peter Damien, dealing with an unrependent and corrupt Curia in an earlier age.

Go With God, Not The Curia!

Benedict XVIth
Pontiff

Posto Scripto: Napolean Bonaparte was said to have told the Cardinal of Paris, in person, "I Will Destroy This (RC) Church!" The Cardinal shrugged His shoulders, and quipped back: "I wish you lots of luck, the clergy has been trying for at least 1,800 years, and thus far failed."

Napolean may now be getting his wish.

deposition anxiety is the new black...

Britney Spears: was a no-show for her deposition Wednesday morning. One source directly in contact with Britney tells them, The anxiety is making her sick. Osama Lutfi is talking to OK! magazine about Britney’s absence at the court-ordered deposition. He tells them - on the record - “She’s very sick with high anxiety.”

Depositions are for regular people. People like Urell and Spears should be exempt because of the wonderful people they are. They arent like you and me. They are much more special. And when something upsets them, we all need to be ultra-understanding.

I just moved my bowels in my pants!

According to the Anxiety Disorders Association of America...

Hospitalization statistics for Anxiety Disorders:

The following are statistics from various sources about hospitalizations and Anxiety Disorders:

* 66% of hospital consultant episodes for anxiety disorders were for women. (Hospital Episode Statistics, Department of Health, England, 2005-06)

* 81% of hospital consultant episodes for anxiety disorders required emergency hospital admission.

* 22.5 days was the mean length of stay in hospitals for anxiety disorders.

* 7 days was the median length of stay in hospitals for anxiety disorders.

* 52 was the mean age of patients hospitalised for anxiety disorders.

* 0.22% (116,064) of hospital bed days were for anxiety disorders.

there were more facts, but I was just wondering about what the usual stay for an anxiety disorder was.